Michael Jackson's Tribute Concert Is On Pause
When the halfway-melted down Lego Man that is Jermaine Jackson announced the extravagant tribute concert to his brother Michael, he promised that the likes of Mary J. Blige, Chris Brown and Natalie Cole would perform. The only problem is that when all three of them were asked about the concert, they all pulled some "Never Heard Of It" shit. Without Mary, Chris or Natalie, the only confirmed performers for the concert was Sister Ledge. And let's be real, you can see them at your local county fair while chomping on some deep fried butter.
So, without any performers, it's no surprise that Jermaine has decided to postpone the show until June 2010. The concert was supposed to take place in Vienna on September 26th, but it's been moved to Wembley Stadium in London for 2010. Jermaine issued this statement:
"Many artists and performers who I have spoken to personally told me that it would be a great honor to be part of this memorial concert for my late brother - an artist who influenced the music world like virtually no other. However, due to the short time frame it was not possible for many of them to change their schedule so that they could be on stage in Vienna on September 26, therefore we decided, after careful consideration, to change the date of the tribute concert to June 2010 - just a few weeks before the first anniversary of his untimely death. Now we have 8 months to put this monumental show together and not just 8 weeks. Despite the short amount of time we would have been able to stage a great show, in keeping with Michael's high standards, but numerous stars were just not able to change their schedules to make a live appearance at the Vienna event possible."
Aw. Jermaine didn't have to do that! Who needs Mary, Chris or Natalie when you have Jermaine, La Toya and Joe (make sure to move your head to the side when you barf)!
I mean, Jermaine could've opened the show by performing "Smooth Criminal" as a geriatric California Raisin (no costume required). Then Joe could've recited his touching poem: "The World Lost A Superstar: An Ode To Blu-Ray Discs." And Claire Cruise could have...well....she could have just shown up, because the presence of her crazy ass would be worth the entire price of admission.
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Not that he isn't fucking gross enough, but he totally crayons his scalp, I mean come on your already a freak but loose the black crayon, it's not as though everyone who looks at you isn't laughing already.
You are one of the most funniest people on the planet. I am literally sitting here crying while reading this. No joke. You make me laugh so hard I cry. Peace Michael. :*
Every time I look at this image... and yes, i am strangely attracted to it. Not in a good way mind you, I see more goo. Shoe polish through out the face and hair. O M G
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He named his son" Jermajesty". 'nuff said.
Between the melting face and the Ken doll hair, this picture is the symbol for complete fuckery. This whole family is filled with fuckery. The only one that is at least somewhat authentic is Janet. You don't see her ass pimping out his memory, making public statements and stuff. I think she and their mother are the only people in that family who really and truly give a shit.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Is that the REAL Jermaine? Or is it just a statue???
he looks like the burger king big face or a california raisen. why does he look so fake??????????????????
AND i don't want to hear any shit about being racist for calling him a cali raisen- i'm black, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why does his hair looked like it is painted on with shoe polish? It is so freaking weird...
I only have one question: what did he look like initially?
He looks like the Tin Man from the Wiz. Look again.
Don't love me like you do.
he looks like how the deceased are made up for their funerals.
wait, what?
...I thought Donald Trump had the most fucked up hair...I was wrong!...
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WTF kind of a shoe polish head is that dildo sporting ?
I can't stop laughing!!!!!Sweet potato pie!!! What the hell is wrong with this family???? All of them...Every bloody one of these people are FREEEEEAKS!!!
LOL MK! "The World Lost A Superstar: An Ode To Blu-Ray Discs."
LMAO @ his hair. Jermaine was on Big Brother UK, what can you expect besides him trying to exploit MJ's death? It's the most attention he's got in years. He should've planned it out further in advance obviously...just because many artists were inspired by his brother and would be glad to do a tribute show to him in theory doesn't mean they can drop every other thing 3 weeks in advance to do this.
He is wearing a wig...dam sure....
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Forget the hair, why is he wearing a lady tennis bracelet? Gaudy!
Submitted by Stanley_is_hairy on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 1:02pm.
...more like doo doo bubbles b/c all that comes out of his mouth is verbal diarehha...
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
so first we have chola brows and now we get chola chops. what the hell does he do- color in his hair with a sharpie?
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
He looks exactly like a Sim. I wonder if speech bubbles appear above his head when he thinks...I guess we'll never know. :D
I've had a godawful day today but reading hilarious shit like 'half melted lego man' (so true!!) just makes me feel so much better.
at first i was sure that's a plastic copy of him. did he eat collagen or smth?
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Submitted by Niko on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:31am.
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Hahaha...it was Travolta:
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=40383
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He got Old Motown hair, that's all.
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A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
LMFAO at this "hair". Hey Community, please help. There was another celeb round here I think half a year ago who obviously went to the same "hair"dresser. Just can't remember who it was. Travolta? Jenner?
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I was wondering about the boot polish thing myself. There used to be a guy that used to walk where I worked every day, and he used to have boot polish in his head, when it was really got it used to run down his face...
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get your hand away from your face, you don't know where it's been
shoe polish?
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i wonder if he owns stock in "sharpies"
jermaine jackson looks like a bad claymation figure from gumby...
has anyone ever watched "red dwarf"? i'm just sayin'.......
GO. AWAY! He's dead, it's over. Stop milking the poor guy for money. Can't you even leave him alone when he's dead?!? Ack!
PS. YES! If they wanna do a tribute they should tribute the California Raisins. WAY better idea!
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I suspect that he removes both his hair and his face every night before going to bed.
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Hey! jack-n-the-hat!!!! That is exactly the first image that came into my mind.....Nipsey Russell in The Wiz...
Somebody needs to put those two photos side by side. I wonder if he took a photo of the tin man to his plastic surgeon, and said.....yea, that's what I want...
http://www.popmatters.com/images/blog_art/m/mjwiz.jpg
Jermaine will be starring int he new adventures of Davey & Goliath, with original Davey hair....
Jermaine, King of the Hair Helmet.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Oh, exploitable.
Oh, exploitable.
What a fucked up family, all of them, especially this thing.
So THAT'S where my old Charlie McCarthy doll went!
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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
"When the halfway-melted down Lego Man that is Jermaine Jackson"
I have been in a sad funk all morning and reading that line broke the spell! I can't stop laughing!
Jermaine, the La Brea Tar Pits called. They want you to stop using their tar to fashion your welfare toupee.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
I keep wondering if he has to use a stencil...??
Ron Popiel freehanded it (50secs in):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87U_8BQir4c&feature=related
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
they Had some hillarious comments on another blog about his hair, like this one:
first, he washes it and blows it out.
2. he teases it with a special comb.
3. he molds it into the shape that he loves.
4. he shalacks the hell out of it
finally the finishing touch,
5. he turns on the blow torch and carefully sculpts the edges…voila!
Also Calling him Jeraisin...cause he's lookin like a california raisin....anyway, yeah that "hair" is crazey.....
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Does anyone else think that his head looks like a Chia Pet in this picture?! Same color! Doesn't look real!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 9:24am.
Mornin' jack, just got back from drooping Jer and Papa Joe off at the pool. How's the diet going? * takes another bite of donut*
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LOL. choke on it, fucker
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WTF is up with the drawn flip?? Yikes!
How does a human being wind up looking like that? He looks.. not of this world.
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That's some Claymation shit right there