Friday, September 11th 2009
This Is Not The Look
What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! Someone please throw a Biore pad on Posh Beckham, because bitch is greasier than Tommy Girl's dildo. Don't worry, it will only take one Biore pad since Posh is the size of a nose hair. And once you're finished doing that, feed her some water using an eyedropper, because she looks positively parched!
Anyway, here's Posh wearing a used barf bag at a Fashion Night Out event at Bergdorf Goodman in NYC last night. It always boggles my mind that Posh can go out on the streets of NYC without a pigeon pecking at her ass, because it thinks she's a discarded chicken bone.
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What the fuck is that print? It looks like Andre Agassi's spandex shorts from 85'
Someone mentioned her fuzzy face. Serious anorexia makes you grow "fuzz" all over your body. Like thick peach fuzz.
Bitch looks nasty...she looks great with like 5-10 more pounds on her. I get her thing with starving but this just plain ages her. Not hot.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Rite, so here's my two cents worth:
She hunches her shoulders and looks over the right one like that cuz she's trying to look vulnerable and waiflike (a la Mylie Wotsits in that Annie Leiberwoman pic that caused all that kerffuffle). StikChikVik's never had an original thought in her life and fancies coming across like a damsel in need of saving, hence her husband always looking like he's dragging her along behind him. Seeing how we all know she's got more balls than Spalding, I'm not sure who she thinks she's fooling...mebbe herself? Who knows?
Next: If she so obviously plucks the hair from those tunnel-like nostrils, why doesn't she go the whole hog and wax her face?
And last: I have a theory that many in the fashion trade are vying to win some megga bet on which one of them can deck her out in the most ridiculous gear. They'll tell her it's avant guard and she'll fall for it everytime. Stupid silly.
She has a real hairy, fuzzy face. And she has huge nostrils. She isn't attractive at all... I am wondering why David was ever attracted to that mess.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Wow! The bitch needs a roastbeast and cream cheese smammage.
Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:39pm. .....Now she truly does look like a mal-nourished boy - or one of those Precious Moments turnip-headed kids...
Um sorry, no! LOL! Please don't insult the precious moments cuties like that. This woman looks soo bad and scary thin. In her mind she thinks she looks good. I would take being chunk over looking like she does anyday. But in Hollyweird the tiniest bit of extra weight makes one a lard ass no...? And we wonder why women's body images are skewed. o.0
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look at all her bones sticking out, her weird tits and her skinny arms- she looks like something hell threw up!
wow she looks so skinny & sad. she needs to eat something. surprised she doesn't pass out.
Oy, she looks awful. Too skinny...too orange...too greasy...too much!
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Has she changed her nose? It looks less broad than it used to be.
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please. someone fucking feed her
She does look like crap. The skinner she gets the bigger her head looks.
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okay, i've never liked 'posh.' i don't think she's cute, or pretty, or whatever. i think she always looks like she's uncomfortable with what she's wearing. and she strikes me as the type of person who has chronic bad breath.
wait, what?
Crap! Her collar bone sticks out more then her breasts!
The shine is yes moisturization but also an ingredient called mica which is the camera's worst enemy. This is an attempt to hide flaws such as perhaps extra body hair from anorexia when light is shined on it?
Her eye makeup makes her head look even more like a skull. Her hair's not working for her and this ensemble she has on looks like it came from a Las Vegas whore's closet - tranny ho, that is.
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Bathroom trashcan from the 80's is my first thought.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:47pm.
I'd like to talk about how stupid her tits look.
hahaha. I'm all ears.
I'd like to talk about how stupid her tits look.
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I would love to shoot a load on her sweaty face.
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Interesting shit...oh heres' another tidbit if you are a bone who wants huge size boobs bolted on. Make sure your plastic surgeon uses some kind of filler or implants on your hollow armpits. Another stupid move - if the armpits are hollow as hell, and the boobs are huge, you are not fooling anyone.
Not that Posh is actually fooling anyone in the boob dept.
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She looks greasy because (found this on pro-ana website) anorexics use lots of body lotions/oils to help keep their skin from looking saggy for lack of flesh.
Come on America don't be foolled, we in the UK know the real posh.
this:
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and this:
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/cheryl-cole-pic1.jpg
And this:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_02/poshtracksuitDM1507_468x724....
The fact the woman wants to be seen as a fashion icon is a bot of a joke as here she is known as a typical chavvy WAG. And what i also hate is her pose where she grabs her ear. She does that now as a sort of signature pose.
It really cracks me up that she is now in the USA with a new style when we all know girlfriend talks common as muck and is basically a trashy footballer's wife. Embrace it posh!
Posh is forgetting something (that we should all remember). a few years back the weight charts used by Insurance companies went up a bit..wanna know why? Cause you need a few extra pounds to SURVIVE chemo/radiation treatments if you get CANCER. Insurance companies dont give a fuck for fashion....they don't want to pay out the money if you die from your treatments cause you were a STICK when you started.
Truth. Eat. Something. Not saying Fat is good - saying Healthy is Good. Guarantee - if this chick (and Kelly Ripa while I am on the subject), and all the other lollipop-heads should ever get SOMETHING BAD, they will not survive the treatments.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
You know, Posh is actually a very pretty lady. But she needs to hang that look up ZIIIIING!! I wish she would bring back the slutty mini dress again. Remember that's all she used to wear? Those were the days.
Her sons are going to be so screwed up
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:39pm.
Why do anorexics always hunch their shoulders?
So their clavicles don't rub their cheeks raw?
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:39pm.
Why do anorexics always hunch their shoulders?
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To show off the collarbones I think :(
Posh was never a supermodel but she was pretty. Now she looks like a wel.... hungry, pathetic pixie.
It is true. Anorexics do usually hunch their shoulders.
Caught ya, Posh!
Skinny bitch.
This look needs to be 86'ed, ASAP!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:39pm.
Why do anorexics always hunch their shoulders?
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So they can feel the warmth of their bones brushing against their skin...?
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Am I alone in thinking that this woman was never pretty even back in the day? She has a pig nose and really unremarkable features.
Why do anorexics always hunch their shoulders?
Oh Glitter:
Yes - Thanks for that reminder-image. She was actually cute once upon a time. Pretty hair and some flesh on her bones. Now she truly does look like a mal-nourished boy - or one of those Precious Moments turnip-headed kids...yuck. oh - and her hair is a dead give-away now. Dry and sparse - thats' due to lack of proper nutrition. If she wants to keep fooling the masses, she needs wigs. That hair is speaking the truth about her condition.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Funny thing is when becks cheated (because that was all over the papers here in Europe) they have always been with women that looked like women. Not just Rebecca Loos, there were plenty of stories about models etc, you know pretty women. beckham fell in love with Posh when she was like this:
http://www.orange.co.uk/images/editorial/vb-engaged-140409-480.jpg
As you can see, she still ate back then. No straight man would want to sleep with posh (no gay man either of course). She looks like Jodie Marsh with a brown wig on.
She's a very pretty woman, however she is NOT meant to be that skinny. I mean look at her clavicle! That's just not healthy whatsoever. I'm pretty sure David has been waking up with a hairball in his throat every morning because his wife is shedding from malnutrition!
She looks pretty in the face in the last pic...I wonder if she even feels hunger anymore. When you go this long without eating substantial food do keep getting hungrier or does that basic human drive shut down? That being said I would actually LOVE to be that skinny & healthy at the same time.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 10:16am.
*vomits*
*Wipes mouth*
*vomits again*
Awesome Posh impersonation, dude.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
sorry...but she looks like caca...
Looking at that dress makes my armpits hurt.
Okay - so - once again, D-listers have saved my psyche:
Vic is an alien; Becks knows this; they have a good Business Deal going; divorce not an option; they both care for their half alien/half human larvae; Becks can screw any human he wants to as long as he is discrete; Vic's spaceship has been pimped to look like a Porsche...
sounds like the same deal Tommy Girl and Weepy Robot have...
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 10:53am.
Question of the day: "What in the hell is WRONG with David Beckham, that he would still want this woman?"
I'd say a marriage of convenience. Together they're a money-making brand. They live symbiotically. They're both vapid, so neither challenges the other very much. Plus they have kids, and divorcing would tarnish the brand.
@Jeepster-I think it is a business deal. It's well-known she looks the other way while he fucks anything in a skirt. I doubt they even sleep together any more.
Jeepster,
I am going with 8)She is an alien succubus. ;P
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The tatoo running down her spine is a bad idea...it looks like a skin zipper. Like shes "something else" under this costume...something not of this earth...
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"