LiLo Has Always Wanted This
Before LiLo was a cracked out piece of beef jerky who is more famous for bringing the fuckery than her acting career, she was just a girl in junior high school who always dreamed of being in the tabloids. Yes, this is me gently tapping your asshole with the "DUH FUCKING DUH" stick.
In an interview with Access Hollywood, LiLo says that she's fine with the media sniffing on her ass lips (smells like wet cigarettes, creamed corn and generic collagen) and all the time, because it's what she's always wanted. She said, “Everyone goes through tough times and the second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the camera … I think I’ve always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids when I was in middle school. It’s kind of something you sign up for in the beginning and if you really want it, you know that comes with it."
See, dreams really do come true! We should tell little girls everywhere that if they want to grow up to be famewhores, they can easily do it with just a few sniffs of the bad shit and a few flashes of their chocharonies. If LiLo can achieve it, anybody can!
Here's LiLo stripping on the streets of SoHo yesterday afternoon.