LiLo Has Always Wanted This
Before LiLo was a cracked out piece of beef jerky who is more famous for bringing the fuckery than her acting career, she was just a girl in junior high school who always dreamed of being in the tabloids. Yes, this is me gently tapping your asshole with the "DUH FUCKING DUH" stick.
In an interview with Access Hollywood, LiLo says that she's fine with the media sniffing on her ass lips (smells like wet cigarettes, creamed corn and generic collagen) and all the time, because it's what she's always wanted. She said, “Everyone goes through tough times and the second that I decided I wanted to be in front of the camera … I think I’ve always kind of aspired to be like Britney Spears in the tabloids when I was in middle school. It’s kind of something you sign up for in the beginning and if you really want it, you know that comes with it."
See, dreams really do come true! We should tell little girls everywhere that if they want to grow up to be famewhores, they can easily do it with just a few sniffs of the bad shit and a few flashes of their chocharonies. If LiLo can achieve it, anybody can!
Here's LiLo stripping on the streets of SoHo yesterday afternoon.
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she looks like she just fell out of a trailer park and is on her way to the dive bar down the street.
Linds looks so old..and scrawny, look at her arms no muscle definition.Nothing like the meth/crack diet.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
This woman is officially wrecked!! She needs rehab or her body and mind will soar past the point of no return. Amy Winehouse is a vision of classic beauty compared to Lindsay. I just don't get it they cart Britters of because she is a danger to herself but NO ONE is interevening when it is painfully obvious that LiLo is in trouble..?? o.0
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. "
wtf with her face! eeeek.
Coma Caca!!
"if you really want it, you know that comes with it."
With this confirmation of her manufacturing drama purely for media attention, will the last D-Lister feeling any sympathy please stand up? Lindsay would like to put you on her mailing list.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:29pm.
Oh Lindsay. Whhhhyyyyy? Whyyyyy? *a la Nancy Kerrigan*
Hahahaha!
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
she looks tall there
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stripping in the streets? come on now, Michael K, you're beginning to sound like that fat assclown, Perez! no one will argue that Lindsay was once a good actress so I have a tiny bit more respect for her than all these other bitches that are only famous for having sex tapes and giant asses. it makes me sick to see no-talent trash like Kim Stewart, Brody Jenner, Brandon Davis, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, the Kardashians and Heidi Montag ANYWHERE. I'd rather watch Lindsay's trainwreck over their shitfests anyday. she almost looks fuckable in that picture.
When asked about her acting talent, other actors like Meryl Streep, Jane Fonda, etc. have had nothing but praise for Lindsay. The girl is seriously lacking in the life skills department. The sad part is that she can continue to hang out on the edge of respectability for at least another 17 years or so.
Come at me bitch!
Sad part is she actually had talent unlike the majority of her perceived competition.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
The Felice Bros.
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"We should tell little girls everywhere that if they want to grow up to be famewhores, they can easily do it with just a few sniffs of the bad shit and a few flashes of their chocharonies."
I think we already do. How else do you explain Paris Hilton and Kim Kardassian?
Guess she wanted to look 40 at 22. Keep up the great work blohan!
i mean, i guess a lot of young people think it would be great to be famous (be in magazines, etc.) but i think it depends on what they are in the magazine FOR...is it for their great fashion sense or for their meth habit? there's a difference there that lindsey doesn't see.
wait, what?
I've always thought she was kind of nasty-hot. Anyway, her antics are really getting old and sad. You can't be all drugged out and crazy and expect to live a long life. *cough*MichaelJacksonAnnaNicoleSmith*cough*
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Douchechill!
The consensus is clear: the world needs a break from anything Lohan. Preferably, a break of a permanent nature.
Submitted by Frybread on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:14pm.
Yet in the celebrity fishbowl she has been given chance after chance despite her instability and substance abuse
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Ever heard about "shooting fish in a barrel"?
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Bottom-feeder.
Amazing. In the real world a whore like Lohan would have been fired from her job a looooong time ago. Yet in the celebrity fishbowl she has been given chance after chance despite her instability and substance abuse. Life isn't fair, I tell ya.
I can't imagine how she'll look at forty because she has got some serious crows feet developing now.
*chuckle* @ Master Blaster. Seriously!!
Here's another fun fact since nothing is happening over there: SamRo's got over a million followers to LiLo's 300,000. Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
So why does she get pissed off at the paps then?
Eight years after the 9/11 attacks, President Barack Obama said the nation "will never falter" in its pursuit of al Qaeda and its allies
she'd fashion a burger out of her own barf and say she ordered it like that if she got caught
brit was in the tabloids AT THE SAME TIME lohan was in rehab...it was only 2 or 3 years ago, you crackhead!!
she's such a fucking tooooool
So she's telling me she DID make a pact with the Devil??
It's obvious that she's just about the $$$ and fame. Shame, she could've been something.
I think I'm going to start an agency where celebs can "Rent a Parent". Y'know, someone who'll hug 'em, yell at 'em, give 'em some home training and generally prevent them from turning out like this. I think it'll make millions! So who's with me? Anybody wanna share mom and dad with the Lilo's of the world???
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Oh Lilo, you really are your mother's daughter.
How is it possible that she gets worse-looking with every photo? Is the camera stealing her soul or something? I've never seen anyone go from kinda hot to knocking on death's door, so fast. Even the junkies in my neighborhood are holding up better than this chick.
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Over-thinking, over-analyzing separates the body from the mind...
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"smells like wet cigarettes, creamed corn and generic collagen"
I was kinda thinking New England clam chowder but anyway I'm glad Hohan followed her dream.
Eight years after the 9/11 attacks, President Barack Obama said the nation "will never falter" in its pursuit of al Qaeda and its allies
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:41pm.
Thanks for the twitter update! I want to know as soon as she tweets again. LOL!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:14pm.
Do we have any new tweets? I need to know, lol.
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Nothing. She really was harassing SamRo before ... now I assume she's "not talking to her anymore". Ha!
Also I think her face is all fucked up cuz she needs to EAT A SAMMICH! Seriously - sammiches make your face look healthy. No - you can't be a bone rack but if you're already thin...I mean - give your face a break, it needs some fat.
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
wow how sad. she was a pretty girl and had a great body but was doomed to fail with the parents she had and the early fame. I actually feel sorry for her. Why hasn't her family had a real intervention? I thought you were exaggerating MK with the meth I thought it was just coke. but coke can't do that that quickly. boy Ungaro must be hard up. shame on her parents and shame on that judge that let her get off so quickly. hollywood is full of fame whores from the cops to the judges everyone washes everyones hands.yuck. not to mention it is the lamest ass place on earth. who can handle all the plastic surgery.yikes talk about a place where women defile themselves more than the men defile the women. where is that long overdue earthquake already vive NYC
I'm going to go against the grain here...at least she's being realistic. All the people in the tabloids are famewhores and that's exactly what they wanted yet they whine about how they have no personal life. Sure the paparazzi follow them, but ever wonder why they're always "followed" by paparazzi at famewhore places like the Ivy? Those who don't want to be followed are not, for the most part.
someone seriously needs to get this bitch help. I'm not a fan, but this is just fucked up.
Oh Lindsay. Whhhhyyyyy? Whyyyyy? *a la Nancy Kerrigan*
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You're about 2 chords and a drum solo from a Rush song there. Tread lightly. - TV 9/4/09
Used up piece of white trash. Go the fuck away already.
Yeah, but what would happen to your face if it was rammed up in SamRon's crotch over and over again?
I think she can be really pretty (as in this picture), but her fucked up lifestyle has made her look ugly.
I am still appalled at the state of her face. She has aged 10 years in 10 months.
Do we have any new tweets? I need to know, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a250aae23993c3c01239a70c78400... You won't be disappointed.
"Follow your dreams! You can achieve your goals, I'm living proof" - Cartman
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Shittake happens...
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:09pm
bahahahahaha
all the papps should be on whitney fake tooth watch and try to snap photos of her wiht out them...that shit could make them some serious cash..
tis a good point.sheprob has very few...
Now - heres' where I'm gonna dance out on the limb. I STILL see traces of beauty in this girl. She still has time to turn it around. Get her ass into rehab and her head ova to a good shrink. Hose her down, de-tox her, and give her a decent meal or 2. Shit - she is still YOUNG - she could get fixed and have a LIFE.
and this is just too depressing for a Friday - so I'm shutting up now. Please MK - give us a funny post today - something with Mickey Rourke or The Princess of Lucite!!!! No more meth/coke faced hos or aspiring junkie-prostots.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
it is actually kind of sad that people who are just trainwrecks continue to live off their trainwreck status and make money doing it.
No magazine should have her photographed with her sick meth face. No one should have this bitch as a face for their company.
She looks like she smells.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:05pm.
im surprised she still has all her teeth and they arent all rotted yet..hmmm
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Speaking of...I wonder how many of Whitney Houston's teeth are real now. I'm guessing about 3.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:06pm
shes 23 non?
@angel..please do keep me posted. :)
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:00pm.
i want to follow her but i dotn want to sign up..but i want to be there when the crazy happens.
but until then shes dull dull dull..
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Well, I'm watching her now (I can only laugh at Britney's Photo of the Day for so many minutes before I need something else to do)I'll let you know what happens;)
♥ Threadkilla!
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A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:02pm.
if she makes it that long...
---- Werd. Is she 27 yet, or is that club membership exclusive to singers?
I mean real singers.. not wannabes.
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