Monday, September 14th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 11th!
Neighbors called police on Michael Vick this week to report loud music and shouting coming from his back yard. Upon arrival, the po po discovered several people engaged in illegal lobster shanking. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
Surveillance video shows what REALLY happened to Tila Tequila in the wee hours at Shaun Merriman's house. - hi thurr
Rachel Ray's 20-second, I don't give a fuck meals - "Let the goddamn dinner cook itself!" - Jeepster
Season Premier of Real Housewives of Cape Cod - NaniD
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City Barbie, LMAO - unf, he's now on my Eagles!!!! :( Congrats CB!!
Congrats to all - very funny stuff!
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Congrats to all the winners! This is some funny shit!
illegal lobster shanking. - City Barbie
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I witnessed that first hand, it was an experiment gone very wrong in the bio lab! We had to hose 'em with nitrogen on those nasty fuckers!...it was like COPS, but with lobsters
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Rachel Ray's 20-second, I don't give a fuck meals - "Let the goddamn dinner cook itself!" - Jeepster
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HEY!!! I have that cookbook!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Wow - that can't have been easy - SO many good ones on this!
Congrats you funny winner hos!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Congrats winners!!!!
LMAO @ Jeepster.
Congrats guys.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Congrats to all the winners! NaniD and City Barbie's are both hilarious! Jeepster = funny and I am sure Hi Thurr's is funny to those in the know. (I be standing on the outside of an inside joke -don't keep up with Tila events)
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
Congrats CB♥! WTG hi thurr, Jeepster, and NaniD!
Also liked Steele's 'Newfie cock fight' cap. ;D
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
America's Next Rock Lobster
Vogue Evolution stays on the show and no one gets hurt!
Due to the crackdown on illegal dog fighting, lobster knife fights have become the sport of choice in the inner city!
Top of the food chain, Ma!
Parasite Hilton's crabs have tripled in size from the limited feasting, but now have to fight for their rightful place in her snatch.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
"Your antennas look stupid"
"And your legs look like sticks"
Even Lindsay's lice are all coked up.
Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:24pm.
This is why I don't go to Red Lobsters in Detroit anymore.
LMAO!
This is why I don't go to Red Lobsters in Detroit anymore.
A microscopic view of inside Paris Hilton's underwear.
Finally, LaToya reveals who really killed MJ.
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Bottom-feeder.
Bob was begining to regret throwing his rubber band in Louie's face that morning.
If you strike me down, I shall become more buttery than you could possibly imagine.
Is it wrong for a man to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??
Look Merlin...this really sucks can you turn us back into humans again.
Paris and Lindsey's crabemies.
Shoot for the Moon even if you miss you be will amongst the Stars
If we don't battle to the death, they WILL kill us both.
Looks like it's Seafood Night again at Michael Vick's house.
This is what happens Evey time Chuck Norris get's crabs.
Leave it to a lobster to bring a knife to a gun fight.
Lindsay Lohan's crabs form a suicide pact.
West Side Lobstory
The demise of Stevedore Steve of "Lester the Lobster" fame--done in by the Revenue Canada tax man:
http://www.backtothesugarcamp.com/stevedore5.htm
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Étienne d'août
Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:13am.
C Word, was it the "NFL" or the "fight" part that caught your eye?
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Neither; my rooster liked it.
*buys T a drink*
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:23am.
wut da fock! lester the lobster isn't on youtube!!!
He might be, TITS. I recall seeing him some time ago.
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wut da fock! lester the lobster isn't on youtube!!!
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Only one from our number will make the leap from Brian Austin Green to Megan Fox in a fight to the death.
Let the battle begin!
C Word, was it the "NFL" or the "fight" part that caught your eye?
The lobster is kind of tough tonight...
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Submitted by Steele on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:03am.
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Hahaha...good one, bye.
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Submitted by Steele on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:03am.
its called a "Newfoundland cock fight"
hahahaha
I'll cut you, mang. I cut you good.
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its called a "Newfoundland cock fight"
Hey ho, get yo fake lobstah ass back to New Hampshire. I'm about to represent for my Maine mofo's! Get to steppin befo I cut you betch!
Jane Smith: I told you to wait for my signal, you didn't wait for my signal.
John Smith: Well, I improvised.
Jane Smith: You deviated from the plan.
John Smith: The plan was flawed.
Jane Smith: The plan was not flawed.
John Smith: Anal.
Jane Smith: *Organized.*
(one for the loons:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Since the Hiltons are so wealthy, they get lobsters instead of crabs as STDs.
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I've got to learn to live until no end
But first I must learn to swim all over again
-Live "Pain Lies On The Riverside"
When it comes to guarding the secret recipe for the "Crabby Pattie", Mr. Crab doesn't fuck around.
Paris' cooch critters have taken up shanks to stop the new crabs from moving in.
"got a rocket in your pocket- be COOL boyyyy...."
sorry. I saw this and immediately thought of West Side Story. :)
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I've got to learn to live until no end
But first I must learn to swim all over again
-Live "Pain Lies On The Riverside"