Afternoon Crumbs
FUCK YES: Doogie HoseMe! - Towleroad
Jason Stackhouse in a sea of butterfaces - Just Jared
Gwen Stefani stole her own son's look - Popsugar
Sexy Look of the Minute: Carrie Fisher (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
AnnaLynne McCord meant to do that - Holy Moly!
Sophie Monk doing what she's gotta do to become relevant - Hollywood Tuna
Ellen Page and Drew Barrymore kissing, but I don't see any tongue. I want a refund! - Egotastic!
Kate Hudson's chest is as flat as her personality. Zing-a-zing-zing! - Lainey Gossip
Charlize Theron is nekkid a lot - Cityrag
Maura Tierney drops out of Parentood the TV show to undergo treatment for breast cancer - Popeater
If HoHan ate a pizza - ICYDK
JLove has more of a gourd-ass, but pear-ass works too - Celebitchy
Speaking of..... - Popoholic
The bible according to 50 Cent - Hollywood Rag
Jennifer Connelly's nipples at the premiere of her new movie - I'm Not Obsessed
Det. La Toya is trying to snatch up Jocelyn Wildenstein's piece - Socialite Life
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She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---" !!! .sugarscupid. c o m" ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
Oh so you must hate, every white american, every white australian, to follow this ignorant racist logic.... putting everyone in the same bag...just because someone has a white skin, being white deosn't mean evil, there are good whites and bad whites everywhere, just as there are good blacks and bad blacks, not every person is the same, Theron is probably more african than you if you are, for all the dedication, benific good things she is doing in africa.
Submitted by stefystef on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 9:46am.
"Oh, GrannyFrump, you misunderstood me."
I understood you, stefystef; I knew you were joking. I don't have any true personal animosity for Theron. But for me she's a symbol of European colonialism in Africa and there's NOTHING I hate more than an African born European. Nothing.
Granny Frump
This is one ignorant, racist comment, you hate her because she is white, wow,Charlize Theron had been doing such an amazing work in SA, since years, since her young age, she is dedicating her enregy and money to help south africans, more than any other racist pig like u, the black SA knows her, are proud of her, and are grateful toward her help, one of theme is called Neslson Mandela, he honored her, is proud of her. And called her my "South African daughter".
Submitted by Granny Frump on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 7:33am.
I hate her too, but only because she's a white South African. An abomination, a fucking scourge.
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Oh, GrannyFrump, you misunderstood me.
I "hate" Charlize because she's beautiful and has a smoking hot body and I don't *LOL* I'm just putting some hater-ation on her.
I don't hate her because she's South African. She can't help where she was born or what culture she was born into. In no way do I believe her to be racists or prejudice and I don't believe she actively participated in apartheid.
Hate her for her beauty and talent, not her race or ethnicity.
In the immortal words of Rodney King "Can't we all just get along?" *L*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
I lust for NPH. That is all.
(oh, and I somewhat lust for Charlize Theron, too)
Umm the charlize theron pictures are fake, lol the one with long blond hair is photoshoped that's not even her boobs, it's crasy, check the original picture http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6241/charlizeelle01be7.jpg
The black and white picture and the one in the beach , an old pictures during her modeling ,were a stolen private pictures, she suited the italian photographer, but still they are beautiful feminine artsy pictures nothing of trash or pronographic.
French first lady Carla Bruni feminine pics were beautiful too, as well as Kate Winslet and Deneuve.
Jennifer Connely is looking lovely.
Ellen Page is growing!
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:23pm.
"Some of you may disagree, but Charlize is gorgeous and her fucking body is slamming.
And yes, I hate her. Very, Very, Much."
I hate her too, but only because she's a white South African. An abomination, a fucking scourge.
There is nothing wrong with Jennifer Connelly's body... she just needs a friggin' bra.
Honestly, hon, your tits aren't as good as you think they are. Put on an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder ASAP!
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Some of you may disagree, but Charlize is gorgeous and her fucking body is slamming.
And yes, I hate her. Very, Very, Much.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Well that's a perfect picture that shows that Jennifer Love Hewitt is actually really small, just imperfect by Hollywood standards.
Submitted by Frybread on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 7:07pm.
What has happened to Jennifer Connolly's body? She used to have beautiful big breasts and hips. Now she looks like Demi Moore's little sister.
MK had me at Jennifer Connellys nipples.
She did lose a little but still a very attractive woman.
Eight years after the 9/11 attacks, President Barack Obama said the nation "will never falter" in its pursuit of al Qaeda and its allies
One thing I give Kate Hudson credit for is that she hasn't bought into the balloon-boob bonanza. More power to her.
Maura Tierney has breast cancer? That's terrible. I hope her treatment is successful.
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
Charlize is lovely.....and a pothead! What's not to love about her?
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
What has happened to Jennifer Connolly's body? She used to have beautiful big breasts and hips. Now she looks like Demi Moore's little sister.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 3:45pm.
Amen sista. That red lippy is adhered even when she hits the beach. Who in the world does that?
I saw her with the buckwheat style she liked way back when- I looked closely and saw it was a recent concert photo. AH! No way. She looks good but that's no reason not to dress like she did 15 years ago. Oy.
Love&Support for Maura <3
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I get amnesia when I'm stadin' next to you-ou-ou !
Hugs & prayers to Maura Tierney for a fast recovery!! :)
I don't find Neil Patrick Harris sexy at all but that picture does something for me--and NO, I'm not into watersports! much love for Maura Tierney :(
Maura Tierney, I'm sending good vibes to you. Get well soon.
Doogie, you's a hot son of a bitch. I love you.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:59pm.
OH GOD DRUNKENSTEPFATHER SUCKS GUYS, HE IS NOT NEARLY AS WITTY AS MK WHEN HE SAYS "CACA" AND HE DOESN'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT HIS ASS LIPS.
Get the fuck over yourselves you stupid cunts.
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Two posters make remarks and that's how you react? Who needs to get over themselves, hmmm...?
but lemme take this out:
@Provy:
LOL. How do people not appreciate lines like this..."Only to fat people, a lunch bag is a fashion accessory", i'll never know.
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It's a good line, that's true. And he's had quite a few others. But I fucking hate that nasty site too.
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
@Bango Skank!
Hey man! I loved that post! Especially the part where you became disappointed with yourself;p
Meanie!
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
So - they get ONE nipslip and TMZ decides to create a WHOLE gallery called AnnaLynne's Breast Pictures. Klassy.
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Ok, a million years ago when AOL first got popular, I got a hold of Doogie's private email address. I (and friends) used to send him the most fucked up shit (We were higher than a fuckin' kite when we did it) and he used to respond! It drove him absolutely nuts and the rage emails he sent were pure gold. LOL I should have kept them....
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Jesus fucking christ, I am so sick of Gwen Stefani as a "style icon." Wearing/designing weird shit isn't stylish, though you might sell it to the stupid great unwashed. Her look is one that a 14 YO girl would find cool. She's a 40 Yo mom of two; grow the fuck up already. And I will say it again: The WHITE hair belongs on no one but babies and grannies. Pair it with the RED lips and you have OVERDONE not classic. And its aging. She'd look much better if she'd cut all that tired shit out.
OK, I would totally do Charlize, and I'm not gayellen (typo, stays.)
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Doogie! you naughty boy! but, what about wanda?!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
*changes teams upon viewing charlize*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Sophie Monk is fuckin ugly I really don't understand what the hell people see in her.
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She wants her America back? Go tell that to the Indians.
Jennifer looks great. Nice to see she put some weight on, that crackhead skinny doesn't look right on her.
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She wants her America back? Go tell that to the Indians.
Submitted by putsomestankonit
My ass 50 wrote that book all by himself...
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Actually, he thought he was getting booked. Imagine his relief...
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:59pm.
OH GOD DRUNKENSTEPFATHER SUCKS GUYS, HE IS NOT NEARLY AS WITTY AS MK WHEN HE SAYS "CACA" AND HE DOESN'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT HIS ASS LIPS.
Get the fuck over yourselves you stupid cunts.
LOL. How do people not appreciate lines like this..."Only to fat people, a lunch bag is a fashion accessory", i'll never know.
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Charlize Theron is mightily overrated. Another fake blond with an ok face and a nothing special body. Oh bother, when will it end!!!???.
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:25pm.
I don't even know why MK links to that stupid-ass site. Whoever runs it is gross and they can't write for shit. I'd honestly rather read Perez than that site, and that's saying a lot.
My ass 50 wrote that book all by himself...
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Nevermind my previous comment. I am a fucking retard today.
Parenthood. DUH!
When will people realize that Gwen doesn't have an original bone in her body?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Abby has breast cancer. SADS!
Isn't she supposed to be in a new series this season??
With so much ugliness in the world, women like Charlize owe it to all of us to be seen naked as much as possible. I would tell her this myself if it weren't for that pesky restraining order.
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Jeebus. I loved Malibu's Most Wanted. It was the last time I laughed at Jamie Kennedy without cackling at the sad train wreck that is his career. And now here he is holding his cow's bag (logo side out, natch, so we all know it's a Tory Birch). DUDE. All kinds of wrong. I wouldn't even let my man hold my purse if my hands were covered in Jack in the Box taco sauce and meat bees. It just ain't going down like that in my world.
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Ain't squeezed out no baby today. I need LaToya to investigate the case.
OH GOD DRUNKENSTEPFATHER SUCKS GUYS, HE IS NOT NEARLY AS WITTY AS MK WHEN HE SAYS "CACA" AND HE DOESN'T TALK ENOUGH ABOUT HIS ASS LIPS.
Get the fuck over yourselves you stupid cunts.
Charlize is perfect. That page was added to my faves : )
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For the love of God, will someone please hold Jennifer Connelly down and thread her goddamn eyebrows?! They really don't do those amazing eyes of hers any favors.
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PeachPie,
I am sure Rolling Stones can hook you up with the photographer and retoucher who worked their magic on Doogie. I am sure the magazine will have their credits next to the photo in that issue. HA!
Submitted by CAINandABEL on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:34pm.
Not aging well at all...whoever worked on this photo did a good job.
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All I got to say is, can you hook me up with the retoucher? I'm getting rough around the edges.
Great photo, I have to say.
Sophie looks like the car she was chasing stopped short and she ran into the bumper full speed. I must say she does however have a slamming body!
Okay Carrie, I will always love you for your Lea moments but for christ sake - LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT!!! YOU ARE NOW JUST ANOTHER OBESE MIDDLE AGE HOLLYWEIRDO with some sad stories I'm sure of how you were mistreated as a child or some other bull shit which will come out as part of your next book tour. STFU and lose some weight!
and dougie looks good but photographers need to retire that fucking hackneyed 'clothed submerged in the tub/ a pool/ any water pose. Totally boring.
Doogie? I thought it was Deryck Whibley...