Friday, September 11th 2009

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Apparently this married, former B list movie actress from some very big movies and still a very strong C is going to come out in the next few weeks. Her new girlfriend is insisting on it. (CDAN)

This blind item has nothing to do with Rojo Caliente, but she proudly welcomes whoever this is into the Gayelle Club. So, I looked at the comments at CDAN and most of them seem to think this could be Robin Wright Penn and Rebbecca Hall? But I'm going to guess Salma Hayek, because she has two very strong Cs (as in chichis).

We’ve watched this acting couple raise a family over the years. What we didn’t know was that while he and his missus were in an earlier stage of their relationship, he had a brief fling that produced a child. The child’s name is similar to the father’s, but the last name is the mother’s, so it’s not obvious that they are related. The fling has been receiving money from the father for several years without any kind of legal agreement, and the amounts keep going up. Every time he balks at paying, the fling threatens to tell his wife. Play with fire and you’re going to get burned. (Blind Gossip)

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck? Or Matthew Broderick and SJP? Or Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany? Or Miss Piggy and Kermit?

This star is very conservative in their political views. They’ve even (allegedly) donated some of their own funds to help right-wing candidates. In order to ’spite’ Obama and his so-called ’socialist agenda’ this star bragged to friends of our source that they plan on ‘using as many plastic grocery bags’ as they can, leave their ‘car idling every chance’ they get and take ’some extra long and hot showers.’ We’re not sure how this politically thwarts the democrats, but it does prove a point that our celebrity is a moron. (BuzzFoto via Gawker)

This blind item smells like Patrica Heaton, which smells like 100% CUNT.

Which party-girl turned entrepreneur never leaves home without her stash? She checked a few tote bags with a bell hop, who later found they were filled with cocaine. (Star via Blind Gossip)

Parasite Hilton? And I doubt it was cocaine. It was Valtrex dust.

Posted by: Michael K


she's cynthia nixon's partner

Eliza DoucheCooch's picture

Actually, Patricia Heaton smells exactly like burnt hair

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by hjb4618 on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:35pm.
What about Michelle Rodriguez for no 1?
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The item said married, former B-List actress. Rodriguez' imdb page says nothing about her being hitched.

She does have ADD, interestingly enough.

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Bottom-feeder.

What about Michelle Rodriguez for no 1? Fast and Furious would be considered A list movies i think. And she's definitely C list now.

OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " !!! .sugarscupid. c o mo m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

Tamalalee70's picture

Numero one is Elizabeth Perkins-big movie???anyone??

Shoot for the Moon even if you miss you be will amongst the Stars

LondonHockeyGurL's picture

2) Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner

Hekki, hear hear! Hell, the US's modern national park system and conservation efforts were created by TADA! a Republican, so this shitbag should stop being so selfish and pay attention to the bigger picture of human affairs.

Oh and I'm guessing The Prat now.

daughter_of_helen's picture

yea #3 oozes jon voight.

DeeDee's picture

For #3, isn't Angie Harmon a Republican? This sounds like something she would do.

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juliac's picture

1.) Queen LAtifah
2.) Michael Douglas and CZJ
3.) Spencer & Heidi
4.) LiLo

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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 3:15pm.

Rojo Caliente looks like my 8th grade social studies teacher. I can't remember his name but he was a very cool dude. During the winter his face was always a scary shade of crimson.

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This is the best comment. ever. SO random and delightful!

that looks like david berkowitz aka son of sam
in his beach boy days

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yuliasAcups's picture

1Queen Latifah. She was rumored to have gotten married recently.

2Will Smith...
Don't love me like you do.

nocgirl's picture

#2 could be Brad and Ang? Warren Beatty was also a good guess. Michael J Fox/Tracy Pullen?

Could #1 be Queen Latifah? I'm not sure she's been married, but she's been in a lot of A-list movies...if you consider that debacle "Chicago" to be A-list.

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Submitted by RedPeggy on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 5:17pm.
I have no idea about his political beliefs but 3 reeks of Spencer Prat. By the way, does Prat mean the same thing in America as England?

It does but we don't use it much. The fame-whore spells it Pratt.

Edit: BTW he claims to be quite conservative, so it could be him.

RedPeggy's picture

I have no idea about his political beliefs but 3 reeks of Spencer Prat. By the way, does Prat mean the same thing in America as England?

justice's picture

I love Rojo. She is one of the best things to grace these pages. Such wonderfully unassuming, cheery looking woman who I am sure is a mean shelf putter-upper.

Long live Rojo.

--thanks awfully--

Hekki's picture

#3. Could it be Patricia Heaton? I don't care if she's a conservative, but she had all that plastic surgery and didn't fix her dumbo ears.

Also, caring about the earth should not a liberal thing, just as "family values" should not be just for conservatives. Nothing less than the BIBLE ITSELF says that man is the custodian of the earth and all its creatures, for fuck's sake. The Bible beaters are the ones who should be preserving GOD'S CREATION. Cause He made it and gave it to us.

Sheesh.

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I'm thinking the acting couple is Warren Beatty & Annette Bening. The man fucked about three-quarters of the female population before she tamed him, so who knows how many babehs he may have sired?!?

Patty Heaton is definitely the dumbass right-winger. She chaps my ass with her fuckin' certainty.

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Tristram's picture

A bell hop going thru yer checked bags to find coke then talking about it sounds a bit like those baby alligators supposedly flushed down the NYC toilets. Those are the same bags that the party girl was planning to get onna plane with?

skidmarx's picture

#4 is HoHan.

Snarf's picture

1. Robin Wright Penn
2. No clue, don't care, moving on
3. Harmon or Heaton or Hasselbeck (Hmmmm the power of 3?)
4. One of those Kardashian fucktards(I think I'm going to refer to them as Kardasians from now on)

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IDK who #3, *coughDeanCaincough* but I am forming their Death Panel and need volunteers, form a line to the left please.

*runs outside and hugs a tree just to SPITE the sheer fucktardedness*

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Whatever's picture

Four could be a number of talentless skanks living off daddy's money. My guess is also parasite.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 3:10pm.

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Ah, got it, thanx. Yeah, I felt my competitive blood pressure rising since the answers weren't available so I'll chill and be a sport.

1. Not sure, mebbe Scarlett Johansson
2. Will Smith comes to mind first
3. Glenn Beck
4. Kloe Kardashian

Fluffy's picture

Could #3 be Angie Harmon? Didn't she recently claim that liberal hollyweird was punishing her for being a republican?

Sugaroo's picture

3. Katherine Heigl

Her last name sounds like the sound you make when you hawk up phlegm, by the way. Just an observation.

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i would say the right wing nut who leaves the car running is Elizabeth Hasselbeck. she's cunty enough to do something like that.

Submitted by UrbanRube on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 3:29pm.

Goody for you *rolls eyes*

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Sorry, Michael. Gotta disagree on the stupid right-winger. My family knows Patricia Heaton from church and, while we're proud liberals and don't agree with her politics, she is smart, decent, and environmentally conscious.

zomay's picture

#1 says they are now a very strong 'C' list. HMMMMMM have to go find some c listers.

Sugaroo's picture

The last one is Tinsley Mortimer.

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govt_cheese's picture

I guessed Hohan for #4 because she is getting into side businesses and she looks like a dirty coke whore (as opposed to a clean one).

The rest - don't care, except for the new gayelle coming out. Happy days are here again, the sky above is clear again ... please, god, let it be Saint Salma ....

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

Somehow Rojo strikes me as a very fun cuddly person, the sort who'd run around throwing balls to kids.

As for 1, I question whether it's Salma because she didn't get married too long ago, and it seems pointless to marry a man and then come out a a lesbian soon after. Not impossible, but pointless.

And the last one is clearly Blohan.

fosho's picture

1. rojo
2. Will smith
3. hasslecrack
4. lauren conrad

Master Blaster's picture

Rojo Caliente looks like my 8th grade social studies teacher. I can't remember his name but he was a very cool dude. During the winter his face was always a scary shade of crimson.

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3. John Voight

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Submitted by Passionate on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 3:07pm.
How do we find out the answers?

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We very rarely find out.

This frustrates and angers some dlisters.

Me, I don't care; the guessing is the fun part.

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Passionate's picture

How do we find out the answers?

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

1. Kate Beckinsdale
2. Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany
3. Dennis Miller
4. LiLo

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