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After Mischa Barton got out of the crazy ward and wiped the 5150 off her forehead, she told the media that her wisdom teefs are to blame for all her troubles.
On The View today, Mischa Barton elaborated on it by saying she had all four of her wisdom teefs pulled out at once, but they totally botched that shit. When she woke up the next day, she had an infection and a dry socket. Parasite Hilton's toxic snatch is "pfft-ing" at that, because it has a dry socket and an infection daily.
Mischa claims she only took the minimum amount of painkillers to get her through the pain. This is Mischa Barton we're talking about, so her minimum is probably your maximum (Unless your name is Amy Winehouse). When Mischa couldn't take the pain any longer, she went to the hospital where she shouted that she wanted to die. And that was the key phrase needed to stamp a 5150 on her and shuffle her off to the looney bin.
I'm completely on the same level with the bitches at The View, because I don't know how getting your wisdom teeth yanked out could land you in the psych ward.
I mean, Mischa could've just lied by saying that she had "lunch" with Paula Abdul and Lindsay Lohan that day and the next thing she knew, she was in the crazy house. We all would've just sighed collectively and understood.
And something tells me the "wisdom tooth" excuse is going to be the new "exhaustion."
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
What's this weird accent?
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she's a pill poppper. you can see it.
Nothing wrong with this girl other than her needing a stint in rehab. If she wants to act she needs to get her shit together.
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site " !!! .sugarscupid. c o mo m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me - she sounds so arrogant. BTW, I had my wisdom teeth removed 2 at a time when I was in the Navy. This fucking student dentist was basically sitting on my lap with a hammer and a wrench to get them out. I got friggin whip lash too. Bastards - what a friggin nightmare!! I did get some really good pain pills and about a week and a half off duty. But I can't handle the taste of cloves anymore.
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If her teeth are bugging her so much, I shall be charitable and knock them all out of her pretty addled little head.
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I'm with Super J. I had all 4 of mine done at the same time, got dry socket and went back to work. It was a whole hell of a lot less painful than the teeth pain I'd been having the month prior leading up to the extraction. What an idiot. Does she really think she's fooling ANYONE?
So when I had 4 wisdom teeth removed AND got dry socket, it hurt. And less than a week after surgery I hopped on a plane and went to Hawaii and partied my ass off. She's a liar and a PUSSY. I think being a pussy is worse.
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Oh yes, it was all their fault. They were bad. They were wrong. They are to blame, not me.
fuck...when i got my wisdom teeth out they gave me codeine...and like so may people have mentioned i was allergic(puked everwhere)...and i was a junior in high school, so no drugs or booze...and my mom (bless her heart for trying) rented movies like (specific example) JUMANJI for me to watch while i was healing...and i looked and felt like shit--end of story
On her imdb page it also says she had her ears re-pierced this year . . . thought she didn't like needles or is that technically not a needle? Either way, the senator who screamed out during Obama's speech should have been in the audience during this performance, so he could scream out the troof to her. LIAR!
She's 23? From the looks and sounds of her, I thought she was in her mid-30s (being gracious here) . . . okay she looks like she's in her mid 30s, but sounds like a heavy smoking 50-yr-old.
OOOOk I had to stop after the 4min mark. unbelievable! come on!! Wisdom tooth surgery..yeah I had that done and I am not complaining. it was hell while the dentist were at it...but I was not sent to a psycho hospital you fool. LIAR!!!! what a bunch of b.s!what's next? her PMS cramps arrrgh
PMS cramps are the worse. dumb weirdo.
Coma Caca!!
OK, I can't watch this or I'll probably want to scratch her eyes out over her apparent comment about not being like "those people" and that she has a "job" (if that's what we're calling it). She's right, she's not like them...they are unfortunate enough to suffer from a serious mental health problem and are getting help. SHE happens to be a strung out, entitled bitch who likely had a substance-induced break. Enough with this one.
What a facking cunt! I personally take offense to the "I'm nothing like THESE people." Who are you talking about you dumb bitch?! Are you trying to start something? I fucking hate that haggard ass hoe's voice. What really gets me about most of the people who are on the view,, or who are actresses in general. NERDS. The people I know into theatre, all fucking HUGE LOSER nerd faces. WHo goes into theatre, besides hot gay guys...um fat, or dumb skanks.
It's fresh and new, totally believable, if you had the IQ of a mal-adjusted monkey's miscarraige.
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Wait until she has to go through the pain of having Tigerlilly's teeth pulled out of her cottage cheese ass.
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That's why she's so dumb. She ain't got no wisdom left.
I dunno, I had one impacted wisdom tooth cuz I was a dumbfuck and decided to go out an' get me my Chinese food on....MMMMMMMM...delicious...Shut up whores, don't judge...So a got an impacted fucker and it hurt like hell, but I got to the dentist and he fix that shit.
See, and another thing, her lie about them "being closed on a weekend" BULLSHIT! Those Hweird whores will see a bitch ANY day of the week...
Bitch took her meds like it was candy, ignored the basic care of her teefs, got re-impacted, infected teefers and TWEAKED, FREAKED AND DIVAED the fuck out. She got what she deserved.
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yeah right... i had my wisdom teeth out, and the dentist didn't give me enough anesthetic so i could feel the teeth being ripped out... painful shit. but you deal with the pain, you don't go cuckoo over teeth.
this chick was cool when she was a british child actor, now she just a phony piece of shite. u can tell she's trying to cover up her accent. its like she's ashamed to be british. she said she doesnt have her accent anymore b/c she's been in america so long. liar. it doesnt vanish overnight.
She needs to quit smoking. Her voice is totally different than it was on the OC.
Also does she really have an English accent? Or is she just following Madonna, and other annoying as hell assholes who suddenly start speaking with one?
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Omg what a pathetic excuse. I had 4 wisdom teeth cut out, two turned into dry sockets. No way was I screaming, "Kill me" in a hospital. I think I took like 1 or 2 Vicodin a day for 3 days. Yeah hurts like hell but not hospital shit. What a methface.
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These fuck ups jack up our premiums with they fuckery! They do!
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she got her wisdom teeth pulled out so she could cook them up, cut them up and snort them
liar! shut your fucking cunt!
I've worked in community mental health and it was fucking hard to involuntarily admit clients for psych help. --and I'm talking about people in their 50s with decades of delusions who were brought into the ER by mental health professionsals who worked with them all the time and knew what crazy really looks like!
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When did she get the bad Grace Kelly meets Madonna-in-England accent? It's faker than that yarn she's spinning about teeth.
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Submitted by holyrollernova on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 7:30pm.
listen bitch...i had FIVE, count em FIVE all impacted wisdom teeth.
Dang, that's rare. Are you--were you--extra wise?
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And you know it's "Junkie see, Junke do..." So how many 5150 mental junkies in Hweird gonna blame it on TEEFS until that excuse runs out...
I know Mischa can't admit to being a junkie for insurance reasons...And they's probably a limited amount of crazy she can admit to for being insurable, but my question is, isn't the insurance co. entitled to the TROOF?
These fuck ups jack up our premiums with they fuckery! They do!
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I smell burning pants.
Well, that and meth fumes.
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listen bitch...i had FIVE, count em FIVE all impacted wisdom teeth. after surgery my face was so swollen that when my mom went to give me painkillers she didn't realize i had gauze inside my mouth and i SWALLOWED IT!
and yeah it was uncomfortable and it sucked, but guess what i missed 2 day of school and then i was FINE.
i would have so much more respect for her if she just came out and told everyone she lost her shit about doing too much coke/acid/whatever.
do these people think the public is stupid?
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I'm refusing to give this bitch a pass on this lame ass story. My dad was an oral surgeon and took out the wisdom teeth of hundreds of people, saw plenty of complications arise in some of them, none of whom ever reported losing their shit behind it, dry socket or not. This story is the epitome of untruthiness, as Stephen Colbert would say. On the other hand, I have seen a lot of people end up in the psych ward behind, oh say, METH or CRACK or BAD BRAIN. Better luck next time, crazygirl.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 7:11pm.
Ok, I watched the video...First of all BITCH IS TWEAKING...secondly, the "I'm nothing like them...I have a job..." is junkiespeak for "I'm in total denial and I'll keep using"...We still gotta a few more days in the summer of death, what's the odds with this uppity junkie?
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I particularly like this at about 4:40
"I've just been doing everything to keep (my job) healthy and happy..." LOL!
And when she talks about being in there and saying: "I'm not like these people..." She sounds like she thought she could be. But if she was thrown in for saying: "I don't wanna live!" JUST becuz of the pain - when she got to the psych ward, she'd be thinking: "Fuck this! Damn, I need to learn to keep my mouth shut!"
You know what? It was more than her words; she was detoxing - even just the smoking, in the hospital like that - and between the detoxing (which they would be able to see) and the pain they knew they should keep her....and I even think she got lucky - cuz her teeth saved her ass from whatever shit she was into...I think so...not positive of course...she may have even asked them to keep her, or maybe someone else did...
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Ok, I watched the video...First of all BITCH IS TWEAKING...secondly, the "I'm nothing like them...I have a job..." is junkiespeak for "I'm in total denial and I'll keep using"...We still gotta a few more days in the summer of death, what's the odds with this uppity junkie?
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First Jeremy can't work because of "mercury" poisoning. Now Mischa is crazy because of her TEEFERS? Well I have carpal tunnel and can't write my mortgage check this month. So there Countrywide!
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I resent her. There are so many people on the brink with so much soul and so much to fight for. This whore is vapid, soul-less and so far from the truth...who gives a shit?
at least it shows imagination ;p
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by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:10pm.
LOL!
My mother walked me out to the car and I was sitting there waiting.... and I was numb to my chest with so many fuckin needles that I didn't know my gauze was all filling up with blood. So she opens the door and blood starts pouring down the sides of my mouth. Her faces was priceless, then she just started crying. lol
Ooh stories! I had 4 impacted and infected wisdom teeth. They had to take them out with a chisel. I got a general and (haha!)when I woke up the nurse took the tampons out of my mouth and all this blood and goo came out into the sink and I said: Gross Ewww!!! and she said: You're welcome:)
Anyways I healed up in a coupla days. No biggie.
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She is starting to sound like Kathleen Turner.
It COULD be the new "mercury poisoning...."
ive never heard her speak before...that is one creepy fuckin voice she has. hope i never have to hear it again.
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fuck you bitch, i had all 4 pulled emergency surgery with nothing but novocaine...then found out codeine makes me puke. Try puking with stiches in your gums.
Crazy is just fucking crazy, don't try to make excuses or try it make it complicated.
I had two surgeries to remove my wisdom teeth (right side first, left side two weeks later) whilst I worked nine to eleven hours a day. I did not abuse the pain meds and did not suffer any mental derangement.
She simply used the dental surgery as another excuse to abuse the meds.
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Hate her, but hate Barbara Walters more.
Some observations....
1. Damn, girl is as stiff as a board
2. She sounds like a man
3. The look on her face when Sherri brought it up!
4. Horrible hair
5. WTF do you mean "around people like these?"
6. The world is well aware of your coke problem
Fuck off Mischa
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