Monday, September 14th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Amy Winehouse (26)
Sean Preston Federline (4)
Adam Lamberg (25)
Carmen Kass (31)
Ryan Sutter (35)
Nas (36)
Kimberly Williams (38)
Dan Cortese (42)
Michelle Stafford (44)
Faith Ford (45)
Melissa Leo (49)
Morten Harket (50)
Sam Neill (62)
Zoe Caldwell (76)

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:55pm.

holy shit, do i want to be on the guest list for Wino's party!.... *bringing gift of adrenaline shot*

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Submitted by Caroline The Te... on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:57pm.

here is something ironic
Today is the lead singer of A-Ha's birthday
Morten Harket who looks a lot like Patrick Swayze
and now Patrick has passed away today
so sad... RIP Patrick

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Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:37pm.

Damn I was sure Amy was older.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:05pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:38am.
HB Joan Crawford!

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I'll bet Joan looks better than Wino.

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Submitted by Louiselouise on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:20am.

Happy Birthday Morten. Still bringing the sexay.

I was a hardcore a-ha fan back in the day and I STILL remember September 14th. Morten is a fine specimen outdoing guys three decades younger. My 20-something brother thought you were 30!

As for Amy Winehouse, great voice and talent, and sometimes attractive (at least she was when she wasn't a junkie, before big-big fame hit). Stay away from Pete Doherty and their ilk. It may seem rock 'n' roll rebellion from your side of the fence, but the rest of the world thinks, BO-riddled, rotten-toothed skank :( Stay well.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:08am.

HB Joan Crawford!

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Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:07am.

Yom Huledet Same'ach, Wino!!
bitch has been celebrating her birthdays for years.
I still love this bitch
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:02am.

I'm actually happy Wino made it to 26, although I thought she was a lot older than that.

Anyhow...HB Morten Harket, Sam Neill, and Dan Cortese.

As for the rest - whatevs!

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Submitted by D.R. on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:45am.

Wow. Amy logged another year. Congratulations. :)

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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:01am.

Happy 17th Birthday to my gorgeous sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by ja_guide on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:53am.

Happy birthday Faith Ford.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:37am.

you just know there's not going to be a drop of hooch or crack left in Camden by nightfall. You've certainly survived against the odds Crackie ..you too Sean Preston.

HB Phyllis Romalotti-Newman.

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Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:30am.

Good lord, Wino is younger than ME?!?! Drugs do bad things to people's faces.

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Submitted by Nanners on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:12am.

Yeah!! Have a sober birthday, Wino.

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Submitted by mike on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:56am.

I'll say it again: I hate it when MK pictures someone we normally see at least twice per week on dlisted.

Pick someone who will never make the dlisted main page!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:49am.

And Amy has proved me wrong yet again by living another year.

Happy Birthday, Crackie of Camden!

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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:28am.

I had to think about who Adam Glambert was. Aahaha. Typo. I couldn't even type Lambert.

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Submitted by death2douches on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:12am.

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse. Truly her pact with Satan has been advantageous.

Dan Cortese, I used to spank it to you hardcore when you were on MTV Sports. I'd still let you hit it, from the back or front! HB, stud! :P (that's my tongue, ready for your peen.)

And HB to the Stafford, who always brings it on Young and the Restless. Phyllis Summers Romalotti Abbott Newman is one hot slut!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:11am.

Brit has Irish twins, no? Born less than a year apart?

Happy Crackday, Amy, you overhyped corpse.

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:04am.

Happy B-Day to Sam, Corky Sherwood-Forest, Phyllis Newman, and actor extraordinaire Dan Cortese! (I wonder if The Lottery and The Triangle are available on DVD, lol)
http://content9.flixster.com/photo/69/09/60/6909603_tml.jpg

Also happy 50th birthday to singer John Berry (Your Love Amazes Me)!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62okIG1DNB8

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Submitted by huls on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:51am.

woah i had no idea i shared a birthday with amy winehouse! oh god...well i guess in stead of shots tonight i'll be doing lines of coke in the name of BLLLAAAAAKKEEEEEEE!

happy birthday to all!

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:51am.

I'm totally surprised that Amy Wino made it to another birthday. Hopefully she continues down the road to recovery and makes it to another birthday.
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Submitted by cloudy on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:49am.

26!!!! going on 66, and not a young 66 at all. Amy Amy Amy...

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Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:48am.

DAN CORTESE!! I am watching you on melrose right now!

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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:48am.

HB Sam Neill, and...congrats? to Amy for managing to eke out another year.

How could I not:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AXNBR2smPY

Morning dlisters!

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Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:48am.

Wow, all of 26 and been on the self-imposed brink of death after having the world at her feet. Well, good luck on making it to #27....Dumb-ass.

Say 'hi' to Blaaaaaaaake for us. Not really.

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Submitted by Am on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:42am.

Good morning.

Were Britney's kids the same age for a few days? I thought the younger one just turned 3 a few days ago.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:36am.

Haps births, Amy - I don't care for your music and I think you are a dumbass - but enjoy your day because I honestly didn't think you'd make to another one.

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:35am.

Happy Birthday sluts !!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:35am.

A-ha! I thought it was Morten's b-day.