Hot Slut Of The Day!
Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov - A 30-year-old bus driver from Norway who was born with the name "Andreas Jankov" officially changed it to THAT above, because he wanted "to show that it is possible to be serious and at the same time take the name you like."
You know, when I first saw a picture of JAGAMCHEJ's precious mug, I immediately had to catch my heart after it jumped out of my mouth in fright. But after that, I thought to myself, "Hmmm. This fine piece with a ginge chin bush definitely looks like a Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka (misspelled for uniqueness) Highlander Elessar-Jankov." I bet if you say his name ten times really fast a nerd boy will win a mint-condition Star Wars Loose Double Telescoping Darth Vader action figure on eBay. That's the equivalent of a thousand crotch orgasms.
And I've been thinking about it for a while now, but JAGAMCHEJ has inspired me to finally follow through and legally change my name to: Lucite Spaghetti Ginge Harvey Cutlets Caliente Cooper K. Or Lucy for short.
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Don't hate just cause he's so damn hot - Leprechauns ROCK!
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 1:31pm.
Mario Batali has a SON?
Bwahahhhahahahaha!! THAT was funny!
that's almost as bad as the late russian acting coach
cherkasov....but not as bad as yakov smirnoff
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Submitted by modianos on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:21am.
wtf? is that supposed to be a smile??
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I think it's painful for him.
He only picked that name so the next celeb baby couldn't have it. jellus h8ter
The only woman who is mullet enough to be this guy's wife is Kate Gosselin. She's almost single and ready for action. That'll show Jon.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:28am.
Jankov...Is that a verb..
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Hahahaha! That explains the hair just below his hand. He's been Jankoving a long time.
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
"legally change my name to: Lucite Spaghetti Ginge Harvey Cutlets Caliente Cooper K. Or Lucy for short."
*lol* thanks for that - you're the only blogger whose entrys i read (and laugh about) mostly i visit blogs/newssites whatever to read the readers comments.
have a good night, lucy!
OMG I just noticed, he's 30 years old !!?
I would have sworn he was a fat teenager.
wow.
That's not gonna help him get laid for the first time.
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For realz, he looks just like the Bride in the swamp castle in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
"I want you to think of me as your own, very real and legally binding, Dad."
Rudy Giuliani's boy is all growed up.
If Paris' herp and Hohan's fire-crotch had a baby...
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
God...he looks like Hohans firecrotch.
I am Lars...Lord of the Onion Rings.
Oh, come on, sloth! He's cute. Like my chowchows.
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Bottom-feeder.
YUCK
wait, what?
He appears to have rosacea. Wouldn't that make a pretty name for a baby girl, Rosacea?
Mario Batali has a SON?
Jeepers.
MK you forgot Stains.
Go stand in the corner and think about what you just did.
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Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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LOL at all the comments here.
He totally looks like a Viking. He needs one of those helmets with the horns! He's very ugly-cute
And I thought they were only allowed to choose from a list of state-approved names there. Eh, maybe that's in Sweden...
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:25am.
Do they call the Norwegian Mullet he's sporting a Helmut?
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LMAO!!
I can vouch that most folk in scandinavia are attractive. It's weird that his hair is blond but his beard is orange-red and I'm sorry to say this, but the term "troglodyte" keeps coming to mind.
Does he have to sign all those names on official forms now? bwahahahaha
PIKACHU!!!!
http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/pikachu.gif
THAT'S who he reminds me of !!! LOL
And you thought all those kids were gonna be angry when they grew up! No! They'll be damn angry if you call them John or Jane tho!
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Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
I don't think there's ever been funnier placement of that "sugardaddy' advert than in this thread.
"Is it wrong for a man like Julius Andreas Gimli Arn MacGyver Chewbacka Highlander Elessar-Jankov to have a sugar baby? Erm... Probably!"
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Things like this are exactly why I keep my nerd/tech support in check. That look and that name change would never be allowed to happen.
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I am not a pussy.
WHAT?! No Chuck Norris?? How does he expect to get all the HOT chicks without throwing in Chuck's good name??!
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
FUCK!!! No wonder when the Vikings landed in north america the Aboriginal people just pointed and laughed and let the vikings frolic cos this is some fucked up shiz!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
@ Norwaygirl
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love your Marie Antoinette painting by Louise Elisabeth Vigee-Lebrun.
Of course he is uncut. We do not mutilate penises in Norway/Europe.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:29am.
He is probably also uncut with a dickhead the color of a maraschino cherry.
@kokoskitten: Your imagination is wild and needs to have its tetanus shots.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:29am.
...all i can picture is a GIGANTIC ginge bush on him, like one that goes into the thighs and ginge hair in his ass crack...ewww it is way to early for that but i was roused out of my chardonnay induced hangover by the cable dude who decided to show up 3 hours early at fucking 8:00 in the morning...
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Don't forget about the teeny weeny white and freckled mini spring roll that is hiding in the firebush........!
...all i can picture is a GIGANTIC ginge bush on him, like one that goes into the thighs and ginge hair in his ass crack...ewww it is way to early for that but i was roused out of my chardonnay induced hangover by the cable dude who decided to show up 3 hours early at fucking 8:00 in the morning...
Submitted by LondonHockeyGurL on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:46am.
Yay! A fellow Pens fan! Not too much longer till Hockey season.
:)
Looks like he went from a thumb-sucker as a child to a nocturnal teef-grinder as an adult.
And a douche.
BTW, what a cute teddy bear viking.
Do they call the Norwegian Mullet he's sporting a Helmut?
Freebird Mysterious Shopper Bandwagon Mixup Skankaroundtown Reno 911 Halibut Jones.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:15am.
Mother Superior, let Pippi Longstocking go!!!
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Or what.....you think Mr Nilsson will help her? He's busy charming Little Old Man. As he does.
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??
MacGyver and Highlander! *swoon*
Okay, I like the shows, sue me!
*hides*
Mother Superior, let Pippi Longstocking go!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Sooo...what did we learn today, kids?
30-year-old Norwegian virgins are bored.
Does Norgie-Dork have a high score playing World of Warcraft???
OK, if I were renaming myself based on my favorite characters and things I like:
Impertinent Holly Golightly Cappuccino Blast Cotton-Blend Yarn Crochet Hook Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Sitting in the Sun Vixen
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Mother Freaking Apfelstrudel Fish'n'Chips Elsbeth Pantyhoseisitchy Superior for you guys.
He gives me the giggles......
**cancels trip on Norwegian Cruise Lines**
Pasty and ugly.
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Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:38am.
His Pornstar name is Dildo Baggins... I saw him in Lord of the Ring-Dings...
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Was that the Fellowship of the Lord of
the Ring Dings ?
I saw that one.
mmmmmmm..Ring Diiings ....
They let him change it to that? This is the same country that fined a couple for naming their baby Gerber after the baby food.
Finally. A fine piece of breeding stock
comes to the forefront.
Off on the next plane for Norway.
Don't wait up!
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