Tuesday, September 15th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Prince "Hot Ginge" Harry (25)
Heidi Montag (23)
Dave Annable (30)
Sophie Dahl (32)
Dan Marino (38)
Josh Charles (38)
Dina "White Oprah" Lohan (57)
Tommy Lee Jones (63)
Oliver Stone (63)
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Sorry but the shape of old princeys head and face remeinds me of an entenmann's poundcake.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
There is NO WAY in hell Dan Marino is only 38. According to IMDB, he was born in 1961, making him 48 which sounds right. Otherwise, he would have only been 23 when he was 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective'.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Happy Birthday!! You're getting hotter every year.
God, Heidi is only 23? I thought she was like 30.
Looking good Ginge, Hewitt must be proud of you.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
when did dan marino get younger than me?
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Submitted by cuby112222 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 10:31am.
It’s not just your eyes that are beautiful
It’s you. Beauty just surrounds you like petals on a flower but yet no flower can be as beautiful as you.
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I already know that, sweets. Too bad we can't say the same about you.
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Bottom-feeder.
It’s not just your eyes that are beautiful
It’s you. Beauty just surrounds you like petals on a flower but yet no flower can be as beautiful as you. if u like this, contact me http://www.matchrich.com i'm amy11 there, perfect!!
Wiki says white oprah is 47 not 57.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Ha ha, remember when everybody was creaming their panties over Prince William and PHG was the like the triple-nippled stepchild?
“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”
Happy Birthday Prince Hot Ginge!!!!!
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Katy Perry: FUCK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN.
Happy b-day to Oliver Stone and Tommy Lee Jones.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Happy birthday Prince Harry, Oliver Stone, Tommy Lee Jones.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
MY EYES! prince hot ginge, so early in the morning- happy bday hotness~
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
HB Prince Harry and Tommy Lee Jones.
oh my god, 3 douchebags were born on this day, harry the horrible that smells of piss, whoresy i get naked for jesus montag, and white lines don't you know who i am oprah.
why goddd whyyyyy!!!!
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make that 4. HB to WTFOMGLOL !!! :D yay go me
Holy shit, Dina is OLD. I thought she was in her late 40s and haggard. I guess bitch has a right to look kind of shriveled. In light of this new info, its even more horrifying to think that Lindsay and Old Baby Face Lohan look not so much younger than her mother.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
Prince Hot Ginge, indeed!. The guy's hot and the right age. Happy B-day, my wet dream!
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
HB, Knox Overstreet (Josh Charles for any of y'all who aren't familiar enough with Dead Poets Society)
Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am
just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
naked photos on ~~~~ http://www.Sugarloves.Com under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
HB Josh Charles! I'd love to "test drive" your schnoz sometime. hehehe
Mornin' MK ♥ and Dlisters ♥
Montag and White Oprah? Ew. The Ginge isn't hot enough to make that one right.
Maybe MK was trying to diss WO by adding ten years to her age. I'll be 47 in less than a month.
*realizes age, cries*
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Pleco, he is on Brothers & Sisters which I don't watch. He previously was on the short-lived Reunion with Sean Faris and my main man Will Estes.
http://divertissement.aol.fr/media/edito/image/4d3ce70b203d4f110120ef8d7...
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I get by with a little help from my friends,
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my Dlisted friends.
@loozer: OOOOOOOOOH, who IS he?
And thanks for remembering Danny Nucci. That smokestack shoulda fallen on DiCaprio instead of on him, the poor schmuck, even though I hated his accent in that film.
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Bottom-feeder.
He's sweet just like sugar candy,
and just like honey from a bee;
Oh, MichaelK's just wild about Harry
and he's just wild about MichaelK.
Pleco, check out the photo of Annable on my previous post.
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I get by with a little help from my friends,
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my Dlisted friends.
Dave Annable is the only one on this list that I haven't heard of, so...HB Dave Annable.
/spits on Montag and White Oprah for good measure.
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Bottom-feeder.
PHG with a ball lolz,he's hot though time treated him good
Heidi and White Oprah born on the same day? Dear God...
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
Happy birthday to Tommy Lee Jones, love him!
My mom used to be obsessed with Princess Diana and it's only just occurring to me now that she may have timed her pregnancies according to Princess Diana's... my brother and I are each only a few months younger than William and Harry. WEIRD.
hahaha. MK is just a little bad at math :)
According to Wiki White Oprah was born in 1962 and Marino was born in 1961...
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
who'd of ever thunk that wee harry would be hotter than wills..
happy birthday sluts!
morning all
Happy B-Day to all!! (excluding Heidi)
Danny Nucci is 41
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsN/20024.gif
Dave Annable- yum!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QVAvCgVjLB0/SlEZQN_gAKI/AAAAAAAAA6Y/VjBzWRn2lL...
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I get by with a little help from my friends,
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my Dlisted friends.
oh my god, 3 douchebags were born on this day, harry the horrible that smells of piss, whoresy i get naked for jesus montag, and white lines don't you know who i am oprah.
why goddd whyyyyy!!!!
I think he took 10 from Marino and gave it to Blowhan's mother; he's really 48 and she's 47.
Dina Lohan 57? Ha! Bitch was trying to pass herself off as mid-40's.
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Shittake happens...
Dan Marino is 48 not 38! :)
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:16am.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NICE.
Happy Birthday Hot Ginge!
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Heidi is ONLY 23??? Jesus Christ, that shaved at least five years off the impression I had of her length of time left before she shuffles loose the mortal coil and saves everybody the misfortune of seeing her milk the last drops out of her 15 minutes.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
White Oprah is 57? MK will be getting Twitter abuse from her if that's wrong. No way Dan Marino is 38.
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I am not a pussy.
Oh Hot Ginge, every year you get a little bit older and it gets a little less creepy that I am in love with you.
Submitted by Obama on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:14am.
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YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Recently,I found a very interesting place
______W e a l t h yD a t e r . C o m_____.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beautiful girls and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a M illionaire,but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .
Niiiice. The 'spare' has certainly turned out to be quite the hottie.
oh and suck on it HoMom and Heidi.
Mornin' :)
White Oprah is 57? She'll probably buy herself a new facelift for her birthday now that HoHan has a new job.
Come at me bitch!
I agree with the cheese, dan marino is at least forty.
HB to the ginge. MK, you are the one. that kid is way too young to lust after.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
HB Horz.
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Happy Birthday to the Ginge. Something tells me Michael K will be spending the day playing connect the dots with pics of Harry's freckles.
Mornin' MK♥ and Gang!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Sophie is only 32? I thought she was older....
HB to all.
MK will polish his Hot Ginge shrine (with voodoo dolls and all) and mumble a prayer towards it. I am sure of that.