Hot Slut Of The Day!
Lasagna Cat - This pussy right here is like Spaghetti Cat on steroids. Humphrey of North London doesn't even mess with that puny ass spaghetti crap. Humphrey is hardcore when it comes to his Italian cuisine. Apparently, Humphrey is a real-life Garfield who will only eat lasagna and nothing else.
Yeah, I know it looks like he'll eat anything that's covered with meat sauce, but his owner swears lasagna is the only food item that touches his precious lips. Humphrey's owner said, "For a week he wouldn't eat anything I gave him. But a few days later I cooked some more lasagna and he came running. I have no children - he is my baby and if it's lasagna that he wants then it's lasagna he will get."
And now let's bow our heads and say a small prayer for his tortured litter box. You know that thing has been through some serious shit.
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"And now let's bow our heads and say a small prayer for his tortured litter box. You know that thing has been through some serious shit."
Damn you MK! Never, never stop writing...
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 1:00pm.
My parents have an obese cat named Rascal. I call him Rascal Fatts. My mother gets mad at me for "hurting his feelings."
I get mad when my boyfriend calls my cat "little buddy" because it's demeaning to the cat.
Anyway, my one cat comes running into the house if someone opens a thing of ice cream. No clue how he can tell we're doing it.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Sucks to be that litterbox!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 1:00pm.
My parents have an obese cat named Rascal. I call him Rascal Fatts. My mother gets mad at me for "hurting his feelings."
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Now that's funny. I'm told my cat looks like a freakin tiger cub. He climbed into a box one day with his fatt but so I started calling him Fat Box. Somtimes it's Hey Fattybox!" Or even fattykins.
wtf is it with cats and lasagna? Both of my cats LOVE lasagna.
Is it wrong for a rich and successful woman to have a sugar baby? is it wrong that she falls in love with a handsome and charming man? It's human nature for her to want a younger and more attractive partner. Furthermore, more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship, such as sugarscupid. c o m.
Submitted by sunflower99 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:53pm.
Very true! Hey, nice gams you got there.
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:49pm.
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There's nothing wrong with a demanding pussy.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:52pm.
hehehehe I don't share my lasagna wif no one!
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:49pm.
I have a kitteh just like this. She is a svelte 15 lbs. with green eyes. She also has the most annoying meow cry. It sounds like she is saying "NOW."
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That's because you won't share, beyotch! :)
I have a kitteh just like this. She is a svelte 15 lbs. with green eyes. She also has the most annoying meow cry. It sounds like she is saying "NOW."
Is Lasagna Cat lactose intolerant? 'Cause I don't see any visible cheese in that chunk of lasagna in front of him. The best lasagnas are the ones dripping with artery clogging cheese and meat sauce. OTOH, Lasagna Cat may be only after the pasta, he may just be a carb addict.
has anyone run his cholesterol?
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God bless the little guy, he looks like he is on the verge of a heart attack.
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Sigh, not even trying MK, right?...
Next up, "all the salad & bread sticks are free" cat.
Garfield does love lasagna, because he was born in an Italian restaurant.
My cats used to love lasagna, no joke. There must be a cat nip ingredient somewhere in lasagna.
My parents have an obese cat named Rascal. I call him Rascal Fatts. My mother gets mad at me for "hurting his feelings."
I can't see the rest of him but he looks like a fat cat - a true Garfield! Peee Yoooo. That litter box room must be stankee.
Love this little fats. He's the same color as my cat, but my cat is not a British Shorthair. *pushes up glasses and smooths down "cat nerd" t-shirt*
hehe what a cute lil chub chub.
Coma Caca!!
He's not fat he's british. Srsly I believe that is a 'british blue' cat. Lovely breed, and fucking HUGE.
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This is a sumo cat! What a chubby cutie! Meow...
he's too cute...well i am a crazy cat lady in training...mine LOVE roast beef and will run into the kitchen if i say the words roast beef...go figure i'm a fucking vegetarian (ok tries to cut self off from ranting more about cats)...
Submitted by Tristram: "I have no children" is sort of superfluous, isn't it?"
HA HA HA HA! Yes, it is.
Humphrey is a cute little fatty. Imma call him Hump.
THAT'S SO WEIRD I ONLY EAT LASAGNA TOO! WELL BESIDES DICKS LOL!!!
"I have no children" is sort of superfluous, isn't it?
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I want to nominate L-cat as the hot slut of the decade...
Didn't Garfield like lasagna? Cliche!
I love cats because they choose to be with humans. They can get along just fine in the wild, thank you very much. They are very opportunistic and fickle as well.
Interesting trivia: Adult cats don't meow at other cats; it's strictly a social interaction with humans, because they learned that humans respond to them with high-pitched sounds.
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No way! This hot slut lives near me ! what area is your crib hun?
I like how he's sticking out his tongue as if to say, "Yeah, so?? I eat lasagna, what's it to you?"
He's one huge cat! LOOK at his paw.
Takes a phat cat to eat the complex lasagna: cheeses, pasta, sauce, meat(?).
Ahahaha! Now THIS is a fucking hot slut!
Lasagna kitty rules! *love lasagna*
This makes my day! Lasagna Cat...I eat for yoooou...Lasagna Cat...likes my favorite foooood...!
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What a gorgeous pussy.
If that cat were living in the wild, he'd be eating birds and mice and shit. Well, I guess I'd rather eat lasagna, too.
i wish i had someone to make me lasagna everyday too.