FUCK YES: Serena Williams Will Shove Her Ball Down Your Throat (Sounds Sexy)
In case you missed it, here's Serena Williams doing the Dlisted mating call at the US Open semi-finals last night.
When the line judge called a foot-fault on Serena's second serve, she flipped the cunt switch, stormed over to the tiny little Asian woman and reportedly said something along the lines of: "I swear to God, I'm going to take this fucking ball and shove it down your fucking throat." If was the judge, I'd immediately start playing with my nipples while wiggling my tongue at Serena, because in my circle that is a pick-up line! Don't threaten me with a good time, Serena! Feed me your huevo!
But the line judge didn't take it that way and she immediately went off to tattle-tale. Apparently, the line judge said Serena threatened to kill her ass.
Because of Serena's bitchburst, she was given a second code warning causing her to lose the match and the semi-finals to Kim Clijsters.
Now, I don't know anything about the rules of tennis, but I do know everything about the rules of bitchery and Serena followed every single one of them! Fuck this "1-love" shit. Give me more "1-I'LL SHOVE THIS FUCKING BALL DOWN YOUR THROAT" shit!
And at the press conference following the match, Serena stayed true to her bitch moves and didn't offer up an "I'm Sowwy." That's right. The line judge should apologize to Serena for turning down her piping hot offer. RUDE.
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I guess the real Serena Williams is out. Everybody gets upset at times. But not everybody threatens to shove a tennis ball down someones throat. Especially someone half her size. And then she doesn't even have the class to apologize. She is an embarrassment to tennis as well as Nike and the other sponsor. I can't believe they let her play in the doubles finals after that and take home $250,000. What a trashy organization. But I guess money talks.
serena you know they hate to see a sista doing her thing- hate that you're dominant! hate that you're unstoppable so they can only stop you with bad calls. love you and your sister, you all are the best in every way
"tiny little Asian women" ? Should that make us feel more sorry for her ?? should that make us feel williams is a coward, threatening such a sweet creature ??
They are tiny little Asians in Cambodia, still they managed to kill 1 million of their fellow citizens!!
The AP picture shows the woman a bit bemused, like the most of us. Serena is never going to get that ball into her throat, it is too big, and there are many bystanders. Serena does not even have the courage to come a bit closer, she bends forward. Ok, from her body language you can see she is lying, when she addresses the referee later, claiming she hadn't said she would kill her. But your tiny little asian is laughing all the way to the bank. Tomorrow she can sue Serena!!
Tristram ~ I have seen every fucking angle possible and her foot was on the line. So, yes the call was good!!!!
..bitch was out-bitched if you ask me...Serena gave away control of that situation...she cant blame anyone but her own sweet self...
Submitted by whatnot on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:07am.
Tennis 101 for dummies - her foot was not on the line when she served the ball ... ergo, not a foot fault. If you don't know what you are talking about just STFU!
From the video above, it's at least ambiguous. That's why you have line judges. I can't say the judge was clearly wrong. The umpire didn't overrule her call.
Tennis 101 for dummies - her foot was not on the line when she served the ball ... ergo, not a foot fault. If you don't know what you are talking about just STFU!.
You can take the bitch out of the hood but you can`t take the hood out of the bitch. Sirene should be banned for a couple of years for this little episode of hers
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
YES, it was crucial for the game to be called correctly. Don't want to get called for a foot fault at match point?? Don't fucking make one.
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It WAS a fault so the roid rage was unnecessary. Go Belgium!
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Yes she cussed out the line judge. But was it really necessary to call a foot fault at such a crucial point in the match when she was down a set and facing match point? People are quick to say "oh that was out of line, grr on that black woman with a big butt from the ghetto", but I would have bitched her out too if she called a foot fault on me under those circumstances.
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A foot fault is a foot fault---doesn't matter when it happens. Are you implying exceptions should bemade for a star like Serena? Fuck that. A foot fault is a foot faut. D-I-V-A or not.
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It was NOT A FOOT FAULT! The lame ass line judge should also be fined for making a bad call at a crucial point in the match.
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:07pm.
I just hate Asians so this is allright in my book.
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That's a lot of people to hate. But when you put it that way, I guess you can't complain when someone else says, "I just hate blacks/lesbians/Democrats/Catholics/Greeks."
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Don't let's forget the worse of the worse: whites!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!. Or do they get a special kind of hate?.
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Did Serena mean her titty balls or her nutsack balls when she intimidated the little linesperson?
Either way, Team Serena, cuz I am scared to side gainst her hulkish ass
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Kim Clitsters is pretty damn macho herself.
i'm gonna side with serena...fuck it...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Red, white and black, any which way you read it it’s just not cool. She should be suspended for a year and fined all her earning from the tournament. America is just starting to feel good about itself again after the jingoistic Bush era. Be a champion and set the bar high! Other players get thrashed for using recreational drugs that don’t hurt or intimidate others like the foul, menacing verbal abuse Serena spat out. Yep, a real class act, if your American and consider her a champion, all I got to say to you is good luck!
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She was just fined $10k. Big whoop.
Serena issued a statement that she "lost her cool." She never apologized to the linesperson or the fans for being such a jerk. I think her handlers need to start in on damage control ASAP.
Yeah, this is rude, uncouth behavior. Really vulgar. If she wanted to dispute the call, she should have asked for the judges to review the tape. Her behavior was atrocious. Serena, you are a jag off.
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:07pm.
I just hate Asians so this is allright in my book.
That's a lot of people to hate. But when you put it that way, I guess you can't complain when someone else says, "I just hate blacks/lesbians/Democrats/Catholics/Greeks."
Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:07pm.
I just hate Asians so this is allright in my book.
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Asian lady is a whiney bitch.
God, that line judge is such a whiny cunt. Yes, she was doing her job but was wailing to the officials really necessary? It's like pre-school all over again. I want to just whack a racket in her smug face.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:21pm.
this COMPLETELY wasn't right/sportsmanlike but i think we've all wanted to act out this way at some point...i wish i could have told my last boss that...
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Wanting to and actually doing it are two different things. You don't treat someone who is just trying to do their job that way. There was no malintent there, she just made the call.
And to those saying "Oh it was match point, blah blah blah", actually it WASNT match point, it was 15-30 when she foot faulted, making it 15-40. THAT was match point. The freak out caused her to then lose that point because she behaved like a bitch earlier in the match and slammed her raquet against the net, which prompted the umpire to give her a warning.
But my question is, if your attitude is that you shouldn't be calling that at that time of the match, maybe you could tell us all when it is we should start ignoring the rules? At what point should we say "OK, we're going to stop calling shit now"? Whether the call was right or wrong, being "intense" or whatever is no excuse to treat ANYONE that way. Its called self-control. Learn to have some.
And whatever, she did not apologize.
The fact that some of you think this behavior is just great scares the crap out of me.
Her behavior was unsportsman-like. I don't know if she was trying to b e funny or what when she said John McEnroe was her hero but he did way worst. She'll come back from this. And SHOULDN'T apologize!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 3:38pm.
Yeah she is ghetto isn't she? If ghetto is being one of the greatest tennis players or winning 11 grand slams, second only to Billie Jean King. Grow the hell up!
Serena is a LEGEND! She can shove a ball in anyone's throat.
It was pretty messed up, but we all have our moments - right? I still like her and Venus. They are great athletes. She just had a bad day... Give her a break. I am just glad I am not in the public eye on my bad days... Wow! They would see worse than that!
what a sore loser.
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This amazonian bitch needs to calm the fuck down!
If Serena had really gone full "ghetto" as some claim, she would have stormed off the court rather than respectfully going over to congratulate her opponent.
As for that judge, she might have had a touch of Angry Black Woman Syndrome. 'Let me find the police fast!' Meh.
I like the Williams sisters. Tennis would be a yawn without them. Serena lost her cool like all of us humans have done and apologized. Move on.
are. I hate that expression "playing the race card," which is usually played by racists, um, problems with people who have problems with people of colour, for you politically correct bigots
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I think the comments about her being ghetto, etc. are much worse than any comment about her playing the race card means crying racism when it doesn't apply. How is that bigotted to point that out? And yes, they HAVE played the race card. Remember their dad's ugly comments about her appointment?
But, let's remember -- someone here tried to blame the entire loss on racism. So the race card was trodded out here when it didn't apply.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:06pm.
I'm not sure where they came from but I didn't mean it like that. I consider anyone who gets so worked up and gets up in someone's face like this to be ghetto. But that's just me.
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Yeah, the whole pointing and threatening thing...I can see that...actually, you weren't the first person who said "ghetto" so I had begun to wonder and not enthralled enough to go look it up...
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:20pm.
Ghetto is Italian in origin and Venice had the first one ever. They made the Jews live there by the way. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share.
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O that's cool. I thought it came straight from Germany...origins of words and phrases fascinate me - they can be so hard to track...and I always think, for many of those, it's a bunch of hos like us sitting around spouting MKisms is where it really starts;p
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And for the record I did say I wanted to kill someone today because yes I was pissed but the difference was I didn't say it to the person I wanted to and make a scene... I'm sure it will come back to haunt me, and I'll deserve to be spanked for it.
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this COMPLETELY wasn't right/sportsmanlike but i think we've all wanted to act out this way at some point...i wish i could have told my last boss that...
Ghetto is Italian in origin and Venice had the first one ever. They made the Jews live there by the way. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share.
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Submitted by Bree on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:09pm.
I think in the complete and total end when she lost the match, she did accept it and walked off with some composure but I don't think she should have lost it like that in the first place. I actually would have been even more pissed that I lost the match point over my tantrum, mad at myself for it I mean
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Absolutely, dude. That's gotta hurt. I almost wanna say that Venus knew...she was thinking: Ruh Roh... but I really do think Serena just got caught in the moment and din't even realize....
and same @stanky, kinda...
I think she got pissy cuz she the little running lady (sorry, dudes, that makes me giggle) said: She said she was gonna kill me!
That's when Serena realized. She said: I didn't say I was gonna kill you! I didn't say I was gonna kill her!! I said I was go...nna...umm....wait a second! Am I in trouble here?!
Honestly, the whole thing's kinda comical to me but I mentioned earlier that this kinda thing is the only reason I've ever seen a sport - and I've seen many!:)
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straight outta Compton is a n**** that will shove balls down you're throat.
Don't you dare apologize Serena!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:07pm.
I think in the complete and total end when she lost the match, she did accept it and walked off with some composure but I don't think she should have lost it like that in the first place. I actually would have been even more pissed that I lost the match point over my tantrum, mad at myself for it I mean, so the fact that she was so calm was weird to me. But yeah, kudos for keeping it together at the end. I'm not arguing that.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:06pm.
I'm not sure where they came from but I didn't mean it like that. I consider anyone who gets so worked up and gets up in someone's face like this to be ghetto. But that's just me.
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"Yes she cussed out the line judge. But was it really necessary to call a foot fault at such a crucial point in the match when she was down a set and facing match point?"
Umm yeah because that's kind of the line judge's job...it's Serena's fault that it happened, she got called on it, get over it.
Submitted by Bree on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:04pm.
Stressing out is one thing. Saying "you don't know what you're doing" is one thing. Threatening an official is NOT okay,
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Now you're just looking for a fight...of course it's not ok. She fucked up. I'm just saying she bounced back from it pretty well.
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Submitted by allengu on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 2:48pm.
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I enjoyed your post cuz you talked about the rules of the game. Are you saying that because she was facing a sure loss that the official should have overlooked it, if it was indeed a foot fault? So, it would then essentially be a judgment call of the linesman as to whether or not to be a stickler for the rules or a 'nice guy'? I'm not being snarky - just asking because I don't know a lot about the unspoken rules at that level.
When I play there are no rules, just a lot of cursing & lost opportunities ;p
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And FYI I deal with this kind of fucking attitude shit every single day.
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