Sunday, September 13th 2009

Penn And His Piece

Since Sean Penn and Robin Wright's marriage is officially headed for the guillotine (for real this time), he can finally show off his shiny pieces out in public! Sean no longer has to bump it on the down low in hotel rooms or his dealer's bathroom (you know how he does it).

On Friday night in NYC, 49-year-old Sean took 25-year-old Sports Illustrated model Jessica White out to dinner. There's been a rumor that the two are partaking in sexy time activities together and this pretty much confirms it.

Hopefully, Jessica is just using Sean for the dick and the bad shit. Sean is not the type you want to get into a long-term situation with. Just bump, blow and bounce.

Wireimage, Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Meth-freeq's picture

I don`t dare to think where her boobs will end up once she takes the dress off...nice wig

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

Don't just do something stand there.

WOW, what is going on with Jessica. She WAS a VERY PRETTY GIRL..She looks used up!! Sad very sad.
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TheBreakdown's picture

If Sean Penn is going to be on the coochie market again as a single man, he might as well upgrade and not resort to broke down Naomis!

A sin and a goddamn shame!

Get the blow and go, ho!

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TinyHammer4's picture

She looks like a fucking tranny + her outfit is horrific. Poor poor, battered Robin :(

peopleperson's picture

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 6:48pm.
Bump, Blow and Bounce is my new motto! So much better Hump, Ho and Hop. Wasn't working out too well for me.
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letinstar's picture

jessica used to look better than this...did sean suck some of her hot away?
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Centaurious's picture

She looks like Divine Brown.

Probably acts like her, too!

Her shoes don't match the outfit at all. The purse should match the shoes, too. The beige shoes look stupid with the dress.

jiugirls's picture

beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

He is a good actor, but sounds like a lousy husband. Robin Wright is beautiful, and she is ready to move on. She is going to be in movies, and seems completely over Penn according to a article I ready in a mag ( forget which, maybe More ?) Anyway, she is moving on.

She's interested in him for the drugs and he's interested in her for the sex. Maybe Robin stuck with him this long for the cash?? IMO he has no other redeeming qualities.

Bump, Blow and Bounce is my new motto! So much better Hump, Ho and Hop. Wasn't working out too well for me.

didimao's picture

He looks like he has been rode hard a put away wet, many, many times.

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roxie's picture

if these actors weren't famous, no chick almost half their age would be going with them

Poopele's picture

He cums in her ass for sure.

Whatever's picture

Pretty girl she should not be so desperate for a date.

Freak Speely's picture

Damn, I knew he always had a thing for black women. I always had a thing for Sean Penn; I don't care how douchey he is...that bitch is fortunate! Only a matter of time before he cheats on her with me though...you got love from the women of color, Penn. ;)

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Candy Lynn's picture

She's 25 and old so she needs to find another ways to earn money, Coke cola isn't free.....

MK .... No more Phoebe Price posts??? Did she stop sending you paycheck??? I understand it's recession....

Candy Lynn's picture

Jessica Whie is stunning. She got one of the most beautiful faces around. She's also a Victoria's Secret model, and did their fashion show.

Well she's 25, and broke.....I read the stories that family members or agents mishandled her earnings..... Maybe she just blew it on COKE cola??? Lol

25 in modelling is old..... Where new faces are as young as 16......25 in modelling is like a 40 yr old actress.

Texrocks's picture

No lie, Jessica is looking beat here, but she usually looks beautiful. I guess everyone has a bad night.

One thing I can say for the girl she is versatile, she dated John Legend, T.O and now Sean Penn.

Funeral Guy's picture

Dat be one nasty ass ho, Yo.

sybil's picture

thought his dick disintegrated after he stuck it in lohan? sean loves the nose candy! what if jessica hooked up with madonna's baby jesus? righteous!!

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"Gawd, I feel so bad for Princess Buttercup. Not that she's finally getting freedom from this asshole, but that she has to be humiliated like this. I hope she picks up her own rebound swimwear model."

Naw, don't feel bad for her. He's an awful person and dumped on her the entire time they were together. She's lucky to be rid of the asshole and a woman as lovely (my brother's a customs agent in CA and has met quite a few famous people while on airport duty. She was hands-down his favorite, very nice, patient and gracious) as her is bound to find someone else. Let's just pray he hasn't broken her down to the point that she hooks up with Penn v.2.0.

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Niko's picture

ANOTHER celeb leaving a wife of the same age for the sake of hooking up with fame whores who could be their daughters. Same over here in Germany. (Cue Johannes Heesters 102, wife 67 LOL - naw that's nasty, they have a stable thing for about 15 years now). I'm getting tired of these infantile insecure creeps. When will they realize a young slut makes the peen look even older?

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I guess he got tired of Robin. She must have too many miles on her old worn out pussy.

poor thing...but which do I mean :P

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

She's not very cute for a SI model.

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Douchechill!

Cheap lycra lookin dress, she needs a bra( young tits can sag too, see these pics)And she looks like she has major bitchface. Her up close pictures her face isn't that special- like, cute but supermodel? She's ain't no Paulina or Beverly!

Robin Wright looks good -not just for 'her age' she looks good- period. And she *does* look refined too. Sean is a foul person deep down. Shows in his face. He defaults to scowling.

@ PSL- YES! I looked at some models some 'reunion' type lunch or something. Erin O'Connor was there-- odd looking,kinda masculine. Striking yes- but not the same as pretty. And Kristin McNamy (totally botching the name) who never had eyebrows in pics- she was odd too. Karen Elson is another one- but I think she is so unique she is pretty but not conventional. I guess it's better for models to be striking and not cookie cutter pretty when it comes to couture shows? Who knows. This girl has a great figure but isn't memorable.

Coffey's picture

Jessica White is attractive enough, but I am NOT feeling that yaki, the shoes, the titties OR that lip color.
Do BETTER gurl.

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Helena's picture

Gawd, I feel so bad for Princess Buttercup. Not that she's finally getting freedom from this asshole, but that she has to be humiliated like this. I hope she picks up her own rebound swimwear model.

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Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

49??????????

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

49??????????

Bunnyman's picture

Her tittays look like they're tired of her broke ass too and are trying to slide off her chest.

“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 2:13pm.
A big Fang You to TITS!!! My checks in the mail!
*MuaH* with tongue and a reach around!

TITS is really great at that...and she has nice TITS...

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Submitted by lilmuns on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 2:15pm.

CO-SIGN!

AND she looks like she's been on a crack rock smoking binge. That lipgloss shade is NOT flattering.

Ashy knees and saggy t's

NitWitty's picture

A big Fang You to TITS!!! My checks in the mail!
*MuaH* with tongue and a reach around!

Wonder how long it will be before Sean turns around and starts walking the walk of shame back to Robin. Let's hope Robin has changed the locks and grown a steel rod for a backbone this time. I'm out for a bit. Have a great day, EV1!

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moomarse's picture

Holy Crapoly!!! Her tits are 50 years old!

How ANY woman can find that douchebag even remotely attactive, other than the never ending supply of drugs, is beyond my stoniest comprehension.
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Rhoda's picture

If it was me that was married to Robin I wouldn't be able to downgrade like this. Robin is elegant and beautiful in a really dignified; even stately kind of way. The new bitch is just a broken down 20-something, yuck.

NitWitty's picture

Ouch! In the last thumbnail, her boobies have a serious case of the wonky sads.
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Snarf's picture

What is with the glut of bad weaves this summer? Is Ken Paves working overtime?

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speakit's picture

She's a hottie! I can't picture them doing secksy times though.

Well, this is confirmation that Penn understands that "the darker the cherry, the sweeter the juice".

It also answers the question why Eve called him of all people that time she got busted a few years back.

bump, blow and bounce ~ "priceless"

So sick of:

- Broke weaves
- Supermodels
- Men chasing women 20 years their junior
- Adultery
- Starfuckers

They both look like they need a flea dip, a detailing at the car wash, a brain scrub, a colon cleanse, and daily sessions with the Dalai Lama ... IF he thinks they are salvageable.

Robin, go forth and conquer. You've been liberated.

moonmaid's picture

Agree with EvilShoe that the thought of his cigarette breath is the last straw in a not-so-nice picture. Robin Wright should never have given him the best years of her life - she is so talented and gorgeous, still.

He's a great actor, and that's about all. Why would a 25 year old model want to go out with him? I'm 50 and I wouldn't touch it!

Sweetas's picture

stfu, Sean. You used to be sexay, now you're just a cokehead asshole.

SeH's picture

Penn is a mega-manslut and always has been. He musta REALLY effed something up for his wife to pull the ripcord on their marriage.

Penn = Mel v2.0