What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
If the Spearmint Rhino strip club ever plans to put on a slutty Ice Capades version of Barbarella, then they have found the perfect ensemble needed to realize their vision thanks to Lily Allen. Lily Allen wore something that looks like it was originally a homemade wind chime in a nail salon while performing at the Bestival in the Isle of Wight yesterday.
You know, I'm all for showing off those pectorals and whoring it up, but this is not the way to do it. I mean, bitch is wearing nail files as a skirt. If she had a pumice stone between her ass cheeks and a tube of cuticle cream up her cooze, she could give you a pedicure on the spot.
If you're thinking to yourself that Lily must be on the wrong stuff if she's dressing like this, you might be right. In an interview with GQ (via Daily Mail), Lily said, "I think as long as you're not being malicious and you're not hurting people then you should not be ashamed of what you do. I've taken drugs. I found them and find them fun and I don’t think I’m a bad person because of it. I know a lot of guys in bands who go to awards ceremonies and get into the same sort of states that I get myself into, and that's not negatively reported on. So it feels kind of unjust."
While I co-sign most of that statement, I will say that Lily should stop dressing while under the influence, because fuggery like this happens.
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No you don't understand! Bestival is a fancy dress festival and they have a different theme each year. Out if context she probably looks stupid but she blended right in there... I think this year the theme was space aged/sci-fi.
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i guarantee half the ppl calling her fat on here couldnt fit one of their ankles in this dress. stop being haters!
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
bleh, another Kelly Osbourne-type skinny-fat attention whore with a father in the business buying her way to keep getting in the world's collective grill with glorified karaoke.
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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Myntee, I like the dress too.
Single Ladies should win. YEAH, I know it's been overplayed but still.
I am so ashamed of myself but I love this dress, I would totally wear it!
Maybe not the boots cos her legs fats are kind of smooshing out the top, but she's lost some wieght and toned up and looks really nice and trim and healthy (cept for the boots)
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 6:21pm.
it's sucks when you've got the chunk but no TITs.
I guess that CAN be fixed.
Nice av BTW.
Submitted by jussayin on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 6:38pm.
Beyonce is totally running out to buy this outfit as we speak!
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I know eh? I'd say about 80% like it or don't mind it. MK fumbled it this time.
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I don't really care for the outfit but her body is fine, I don't know why some of you are ripping on her.
So has she stopped pretending to be Natasha Khan, and is working on being Lady Gag?
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 6:21pm.
it's sucks when you've got the chunk but no TITs.
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It's true - I think if she had big boobies, the little tiny pudge she's got wouldn't be as noticeable...
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Better get back on the Devil's Dandruff, Lily.
Those thighs!!!
Funny post! She doesn't naturally have the hottest body ever, but I think she's actually working this one pretty well. It's a show - it's totally appropriate that its outlandish. But WTF is up with the bunny teeth? Are those real????
Beyonce is totally running out to buy this outfit as we speak!
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she has a perfectly fine body. 99% of ppl's pics would look like crap posted at this blog and everyone would be analyzing it.
Copying Lady GaGa.
it's sucks when you've got the chunk but no TITs.
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*pukes in mouth a little at that story*...she fucking searched for him???? she'll get a slap on the wrist i bet, if this was a guy he'd get the book thrown at him (slugs down chardonnay to get story out of mind)
Mmmmm, no tits and a mounting cankle situation.
Eh...Hot?
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What fair was she playing at?
I know this bitch is obsessed about her weight and has lost a bit, but she's nowhere near ready to wear this fuckery in public. I bet she was GLAD to get those boots off DEM THIGHS.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 5:18pm.
I think the fact that she is inspired Lil Kim says it all. That is DISGUSTING.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 5:46pm.
SHE AINT NO LOLA FALANA!
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I found my phone in the bathroom
Coma Caca!!
She looks like Octomom.
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jesus mike!
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@ Mike WTF??????
everyday i read more and more stories and I think to myself...
what the fuck happened to us? we are going back wards
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ONT: I like Lily but it's true, I'm not yet convinced.
@mike: That's some crazy shit, dude. No wonder people get to believing that demons can possess our souls.
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mike, OH MY GOD!
she looks so normal" too. Not trashy/hillbilly, etc......
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i wish i could agree her, but i can't. she's very young, and apparently very dumb.
i will laugh at her when she will have to be revived due a drug overdose, when she will come to rehab, due her drug use, when she will give an interview, 10 years from now, telling how her psyche has been effected by drug abuse.. oh yes - THAT will be fun! and i don't see why this won't happen - this happens in EVERY case.
and by the way - she says she thinks it's horrible to be seen as a sexobject. oh well - guess she says so because no one wants to fuck her, even though she's trying sooo hard! (meaning her "dress")
yes - i hate her!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 5:18pm.
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NOW that is psychotic & disgusting!!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 5:18pm.
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Hooooly shit. There are some truly sick fucks in this world.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 5:18pm.
did y'all hear about this crazy shit
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WHAT THE FUCKITTY FUCK???
in the words of Amy Winehouse:
WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY IS THIS???
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 5:18pm.
did y'all hear about this crazy shit:
http://thebrendandonnelly.blogspot.com/2009/09/friend-request-accecpted....
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holy shit!
@ Mike
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OMG!!!
This is so sick! It's incest, but usually males do it. For a mother to rape her son!!!
And they say the mother gave her son up for an adoption 10 years ago, and she is 35 right now, but they don't mention the boy's age anywhere.
What a horrible sick woman!And she found the boy through the internet. Sick. Maybe he doesn't even know that she is his mother. :-(
smurfy and littlerascal- I know, it is pretty fucking sad. Someone told me a bulimic joke the other day.....I rolled my eyes to myself, and bit my tongue.
One day I just decided to stop. I cannot make myself puke now, even if I try- which I haven't for years, I am happy to say!
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And all my armor falling down, in a pile at my feet
And my winter giving way to warm
As I'm singing him to sleep
-Fiona Apple "Pale September"
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 5:12pm.
I LOVE icanhazcheeseburger! it's a great site to check when you're having a bad day. One of these days i'm gonna send them a pic of my fatsos.
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did y'all hear about this crazy shit:
http://thebrendandonnelly.blogspot.com/2009/09/friend-request-accecpted....
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Thanks. I absolutely adore animals! But this one is not mine (my kitten is a fluffy white creature). And I have a puppy also.
This kitteh picture is from ICanHasCheezburger.com, a totally hilarious place for animal lovers.
LR - love the kitty avatar! Kitties!
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That's not Lily Allen. I don't see any nipples.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:40pm.
@angeli: I like GaGa, too. I mean, when she talks she is obnoxious, but who can deny that talent?
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I don't even mind that she's obnoxious when she talks LOL! All of my heros were obnoxious at some point only now, instead of being obnoxious right along side them, I point and laugh or roll my eyes and just wait for another tune. I've been going through her stuff - her album and her live clips, collaborations - I really feel like she's doing some interesting things with pop culture - and I've been bored for a LONG time. Now all she's gotta do is keep it up. I think she's a contender for Diva status, fersure.
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Agree with every word you said. Sometimes I look back on that hellish nightmare that was an eating disorder and I shudder and I can't believe that I'm alive and that I've survived. Best years of our lives are spent torturing ourselves.
Lots of happiness to you, Smurfy!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:33pm.
Martial arts sounds great. Not only it will keep you slim, in shape and tone
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oh, you haven't seen a thing, bebeh! PSL is the epitome of TONED and IN SHAPE. I'm so jellis, but the girl is fiiiiiinnnneeee!
btw, your avie is the most adorable kitteh ever!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 4:51pm.
@ ParisSucksliterally
It really bothers me how many of us have had eating disorders, we are smart, funny, really cool people, this is reason number one I hate celebrities.
I ended up in the hospital weighting 90 pounds when i was 15,I almost died.
Im glad we are fine now :)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K