Michael Bay Defends Megan Fox (Sort Of)

Yesterday, Megan Fox was slapitty slap slapped by 3 crew members on the Transformers movies in an open letter posted on Michael Bay's website. The crew members called her a dumb bitch who is ungrateful and doesn't want to see the pyramids of Egypt. Or something like that.

Today, Michael Bay, who probably wrote that smackdown himself after crying in a hot shower because Megan called him "Hitler," took down the open letter. In its place, Michael posted this:

"I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3."

And in Michael Bay-talk "crazy," means "dumb, slutty and bitchy." And by "working with her," he means "jacking off to the footage from the hidden camera he placed in her trailer."

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Megan Fox • Yeah Okay

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Submitted by Meagain on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:47am.

To candyperfumegirl,

I agree with you, that he probably is fucking her or at least has in the past.
And I actually don't disagree with much of what you’re saying. But I think she's completely replacable.
So, I'm not one of those mindless people you are referring to who thinks she's the biggest thing ever.
I don't believe all the hype about her that her agency/publicists shove down peoples' throats. I find it extremelly irritating. They brain wash people, just like in politics. If you say something enough times, people will believe it. It's a form of mind control, but it does work. Hollywood has been doing that to some extent for years but it's 10 times worse now.
The truth is she's not that outstanding. Her beauty isn't even natural. It’s fake, given to her under a plastic surgeon's knife.
And you are wrong about guys only wanting to see that movie because Megan Fox is in it. Guy’s like action films and watching things explode. I'm sure whether Megan Fox was cast in Transformers or not, that movie would have done well=(made money)
There are plenty of beautiful actresses's in Hollywood who could be touted as eye candy in a film like that.
Anyway, this story is pretty much done at this point so no more reason to stay on it.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:51pm.

Well Meagain,

kudos to wasting your time doing some detective work on this, but you are overanalyzing. Nothing these crew members say is trashy and juvenile. Megan Fox is a cunt - there is just no classier way of putting it. And yes actually when you work in a team you have to show some team spirit. I am sure they taught you that first thing when you started school. No one likes a bitchy, "I-am-above-you-all" princess who cant be bothered to hang out with the crowd and curses left and right and is disrespectful and arrogant and condescending.

You wanna know why he continues casting her: because 1) he is probably fucking her and 2) because she means money. A lot of mindless assholes, such as yourself, think she is the biggest thing ever...so of course they re-hire her - she means more audience, which means more money. In Hollywood, many people with assholish attitudes are rehired and given gigs because they sell. Michael Bay knows that if he kicks her off the project, then his piece of shit Transformers movie will really fail and having nothing else- so he has to keep her on board and kiss her ass. She is his ace in the hole...literally.

Bottom line: Megan Fox has no character or class - which is a huge turn off. She is hot and so she thinks she has the right to treat people with disrespect and like used diapers. This kind of attitude makes her a fake. If you were to strip off all that physical beauty, all you'd get is ugliness and that is not attractive.

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Submitted by domingug on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:12am.

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:37am.

I watched her on the Today Show this morning. I didn't hate her.. and I hate me for that.

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Submitted by hunnybunny on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:19am.

I'm going do a detective La Toya and say I think Michael Bay is defending that dumb trollop because there have been some fucky times between them and he doesn't want Megan to open her stupid mouth about it.
Think about it, he plucked her from obscurity, what did she have to do to get his attention? she already babbled some crap about having your body as a woman is like having a free meal ticket or whatever.

Totally.Bay does sound like he´s attempting some last minute damage control:)
He knows better than to underestimate Megan´s unstoppable pearls of wisdom :)

Submitted by Sookie on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:18am.

these two cunts again...*rolls eyes*

they deserve each other in any capacity

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Submitted by Meagain on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:16am.

First off he was the one that put this supposed crew members letter on his blog in the first place and as juvenile as it sounds, it's probably really him who wrote it..

Lets disect this so called crew members bashing MF letter, with my response to these so called 3 crew members:

Starting with,..

"Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. "

(He plucked her out of total obscurity!! What a joke.
Michael Bay wants to get credit for her amongst other actors... but that simply is not true. She was in multiple episodes of Two and a half men, Hope and Faith and also that Lindsay Lohan movie, Drama Queen which was a semi major motion picture before Transformers. And she does have a significant role in it. That was really her first major break. So, if anybody should get credit for discovering her it isn’t him, it’s the casting agent for the Lohan movie.

This quote,

"When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option."

Ok first off, how catty and juvenile can you be?? Sounds like a 10 year old wrote that. If she is such a bad actress with no talent then why did Michael Bay even cast her in his films to begin with? These comments to me, say more about him than it does about her.

And this:

“She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her”

Why does she have to show interest in the crew members around her?? All she has to be is curteous and respectful. When you say interest ….What kind of interest are you talking about??? Sexual?? Do all actors have to kiss ass to the crew? How “nice” does she have to be in order for you to like her??

and this...

“Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. “

Oh my gosh! So you're admitting he is an ass and he really uses the term “A” game? How lame.

“Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. “

Really?? And yet you still hire her to work for you ?? Sounds like you’re the bigger moron-s here.

and this..
"Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors"

Actually this makes her sound kind of cool. I’m not impressed by royals either. ;)

and lastly this...

“It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.”

Again then I ask you, WHY THE F*** DID HE CAST HER AND CONTINUE TO HIRE HER IF THIS IS SO?!! And then why would any of so called, "crew members" continue to support director, Michael Bay when it seems he wants to continue working with this stupid, non talented ungrateful b****?? This just based on his lastest blog post -after he posted yours' that is. (rolling eyes)

At the end of this letter, he and these so called crew members come off just about as trashy and classless as she is.. (if not more so.) You reap what you sow..

The end.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:34am.

Morning Sluts!

Is it wrong that I think Michael Bay is cute?

As to speculation Michael and Megan are "involved", lessee: date a successful millionaire director who can hook her up with a LOT of serious Hollywood connections. Duh. No brainer.

Submitted by Melina on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:51am.

She really must give damn good blow jobs

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:03am.

Michael is an obvious homosexual.

Are there any nude photos?

Submitted by MrsWestlake on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:29am.

leave Megan Fox alone. I met her tonight at the VMAs..she was REALLY REALLY NICE! like...SWEET! not bitchy at all

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:36am.

I love her weekly lessons in dumbfuckery, but seriously, she's going to hurt herself trying to look like a cartoon of a spoof of a poorly drawn caricature of Angelina Jolie. Shit, girl, you were blessed with a very pretty face attached to a hot body; can you stop vandalizing it with trailer park tats and Forever 21 clearance rags?

Submitted by gnarlyone on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:02am.

Long Live Megalo Fox....the trailer park love child of
Elizabeth Hurley and Jennifer Connelly...
(btw my friend tells me that 'conelu' in armenian means to
f***K)

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by sunflower99 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 11:36pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 10:36pm.
"But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm."

I find psycho chicks attractive too!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 11:06pm.

"But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm."

I find psycho chicks attractive too!

Submitted by jiugirls on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 9:09pm.

Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (★★★http://www.Sugarloves.Com★★★ )? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:54pm.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:04pm.
Translation: I'm a masochist and I LOVE Megan Fox sticking a stilleto heel in my reputation almost as much as I love her sticking it in my ass when I'm tied up....
I'm tellin' you, sumpin' in da milk ain't clean 'bout they relations...
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Submitted by ilikefirefox913 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:50pm.

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man

Submitted by sushi on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:48pm.

He looks pretty goddamned sexy to me there.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:42pm.

@sunflower99
WTF with her outfit?

It looks like some Danskin shit from Saturday Night Fever.

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That's what makes it hot. Megan likes the night life. She likes to boogie

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How deep is your glove
I really need to earn
cause were living in a world of tools
Freaking us down
When they all should let us pee
We belong to me and me

I believe in you
You know the door to my very pole
Youre the light in my deepest darkest sour
Youre my saviour when I ball
And you may not think
I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do you
And its me you need to blow....Chorus

Submitted by Myntee on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:42pm.

- <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 -
I think mastication means to chew your own penis...

Submitted by sunflower99 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:13pm.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:39pm.
WTF with her outfit?

It looks like some Danskin shit from Saturday Night Fever.

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That's what makes it hot. Megan likes the night life. She likes to boogie.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:10pm.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:04pm.
Translation: I'm a masochist and I LOVE Megan Fox sticking a stilleto heel in my reputation almost as much as I love her sticking it in my ass when I'm tied up....
I'm tellin' you, sumpin' in da milk ain't clean 'bout they relations...

Michael Bay ....Love Slave..hahaha.

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:09pm.

WTF with her outfit?

It looks like some Danskin shit from Saturday Night Fever.

I can't get that song "Whore than a Woman" out of my head...

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:06pm.

@sunflower99:

Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 6:42pm.
They're TOTALLY doin' it.

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Yep. "I even expect more crazy quotes (and rimjobs)from her on Transformers 3."

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"I even project whore lazy motorboats from her on Transformers 3."

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 8:04pm.

Bay has disappointed me for the last time. Transformers 3 - really? Should have stopped at the first one.
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Submitted by Antigone on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:42pm.

He's got to be manorexic because she looks chunky next to him, and chunky she is not. Seriously, her arms look bigger than his neck. I'd still do him.

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:41pm.

Michael's response is boring. I was expecting an over-the-top explosion after I read his statement.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:38pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 6:51pm.

I think they're totally bumping fuck parts, look at her face! She's totally queefing that extra special way beacuse he's around.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:34pm.

Translation: I'm a masochist and I LOVE Megan Fox sticking a stilleto heel in my reputation almost as much as I love her sticking it in my ass when I'm tied up....
I'm tellin' you, sumpin' in da milk ain't clean 'bout they relations...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by _meh_ on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:29pm.

So, he is not exactly denying shes a dumb whore cunt bitch, he is just not condoning it. uhmmm

Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:29pm.

She really is just someone with porn star looks and porn star acting ability who for some reason was given the opportunity to make a crappy, but big-budget movie. She's thisclose to filming her "movies" in Super 9 Motel rooms, so the fact that she's bought into her current media hype seems ill-advised.

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Submitted by govt_cheese on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:26pm.

She's fappity fap fap material for the guys who luvv his movies, so he needs her or might need her in the future. Or they are totally doing it and he needs more pix before he kicks her to the curb and she starts doing porn.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:26pm.

eeehhh...i could see that too but she just seems like the type to fuck her way to the top...(not that she's at the top but....)

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:24pm.

Submitted by sunflower99 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 6:52pm.

I don't know if I should admit it or not but I like what she's wearing. Love the shoes.

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Same. It took me a minute to comment cuz she got me all mesmerized with that outfit.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:24pm.

Megan called him "Hitler,"

I'll bet she had a real ball.

Orianthi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXSptGyMUM0

Submitted by Alix on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:23pm.

I don't condone the crew members' letter either -- but I looooooooooved it!
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"

Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:23pm.

Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 6:49pm.

I for one DON'T think they're doing it, but I think Michael Bay's all too happy to give that impression
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exactly and he's got all these commentators fooled.

Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:23pm.

That pose sucks but I like her shoes.
And the translation to Bay's statement: Megan lets him do anal for the job, so she can talk all the shit she wants.
Seriously, though. Who makes those shoes?