Sunday, September 13th 2009

Drunkblogging: The MTV VD Awards

If your tongue will not be permanently attached to the TV screen for the True Blood season finale tonight, then grab a bong, bottle or both and suffer with me through the MTV VDAs. Hopefully, Courtney Love woke up from her daily coma and will attack everyone with a compact. EVERYONE. The drunkbonging fun starts at 9pm EST in the magical window below:

Posted by: Michael K


Everyone is shocked by something that took place at MTV's Video Music Awards. There was a huge stink at the MTV Awards – probably because Kanye West has lost his mind. For a person that doesn't write all his own music, Kanye West seems to think that he has more talent than he does, which is why he thinks that he can interrupt the Video Music Awards to announce that Beyonce Knowles had a better video than Taylor Swift, while she was accepting an award. ("All the Single Ladies" is a few women dancing around in leotards – it's boring, but they gave her a token award anyway.) Kanye West is really an egomaniacal cad.

frown - sad I missed the blogging. what's the next event you'll be live blogging and I'll be sure to be set up.

gucci's picture

i've loved pink ever since highschool.

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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

MizRo's picture

M.E.: I know!! From the very beginning she fought not to be a "pop" queen and for that I applaud her! *muah* honey, how are you?

Alot of people don't appreciate Pink "butch this, butch that" but know what, she makes great music and her lyrics touch people.

angel_i's picture

I like that Pink is kinda diverse. Whenever I hear a new Pink song it always takes me a minute to convince myself it's Pink.

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

M.E.'s picture

Miz - I love how she didn't conform to how the music industry wanted her to be, a pop sensation like Shitters.

She's stayed true to herself.

I absolutely LOVE her song Sober.

MizRo's picture

I have always loved and respected Pink in whatever mode she was in: her lyrics and music resound with me.

Lady Nest-Head is a total poseur.

M.E.'s picture

I just watched Pink's performance. WOW!

I cannot WAIT till Thursday!!!1 I am going to see her in concert! WOOOOOOOT!

hunnybunny's picture

If I was Taylor Swift, I would seriously be in Kanye West's dressing room stomping on his MacBook Air.
How long before a Beyonce/Taylor Swift duet? Daddy Knowles is getting on that right now!
I once farted during a salad tossing while a Muse song was playing. We're all close friends now, so I thought I would share that.
Ditto for Russell Brand. But he'd like it.
:D :D :DDDDDDDD
However, this gem totally killed me:
You know Joe Jackson is running through the aisles with a donation basket.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Entirely too much Lady Caca, Shitney appearance (even if only by satellite) and entirely too much Russell Brand. Yep, I think I made a good choice in not watching this shitfest.

freebird's picture

Gah that was funny MK! Salad tossing to Muse is on my list of things to do now, thanks for that.

was perez wearing yellow dish washing gloves??

perez hilton sucks!

i havent seen this show. i laughed so much reading this..brilliant!

Rozzay's picture

Damn I though MK didnt "cover" the VMAs,I missed my first awards show live blog ha
LMAO @ Lil Mama popping out at the end wtf xD

Edit to add that beyonce was nice to do that for Taylor (shes still anoyying tho..)
imagine if it woulda been freaking Miley cyrus I woulda think it would of been stage or something to make me feel simpatetic for her or someshit but glad she wasnt there lol
Taylor doesnt bother me much,I did saw her fake laugh in the pre show when they told her kermit arrived with caca.

stake_spike's picture

Damn I missed drunk blogging!

I'm just about to watch True Blood. Please tell me that slag EWR isn't all up on that hot piece of ass (like the preview shows).

ViVee's picture

I live in Los Angeles, so I'm just watching this shitfest and Lady Gaga cannot be comfortable wearing that retarded outfit.

riverchic's picture

TMZ (briefly) mentioned he got kicked out right after he did that, GOD, I hope it's true. Such a self-centered asshole... Anyways, has anyone else heard this?

Stoney's picture

Hahahahahhaah you mean Megan Fox had the nerve to show her cunt face after that letter? Damn bitch has no shame! _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

stefystef's picture

Pink has always been a great singer and artist.
She has been badly managed, IMO, and her personal life has messed with her success.

Pink will tell it like it is.

Kanye is a fucking douche. Yeah, I said it.

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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

Toonkinstein's picture

Kanye, I FART in your general direction!

"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

kokoskitten's picture

Submitted by Youri on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 10:42pm.
Pink on Twitter: "Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me."
******
if she really said/"twittered" that i love her too...

literarylioness's picture

Who thinks Kanye West should be banned from everything? What a complete and utter asshole.

Toonkinstein's picture

*hick*

"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

stefystef's picture

Perez thinks he "found" Lady GaGa and he's acting like he's her manager or something like that.

They will be falling out by the middle of next year and then the fat hypocrite that Perez is will start bad-mouthing her.

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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

Stoney's picture

And the mj dancers at the beginning had more talent in their pinky toes than kayne ever will. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

just a floozy's picture

*SHM* i wonder if beyonce would have been so quick to run to the rescue if what happened to taylor swift happened to jennifer hudson? answer? hno she wouldn't!

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

jiugirls's picture

Where is the inspiration come from?
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can
spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated
for those sugar daddies http://Sugarloves.Com ^^^^
who are rich and successful to support and pamper women
who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are
attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to
mentor and take care of you.

roxie's picture

didn't even know that trash was on

Youri's picture

Pink on Twitter: "Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me."

Another tweet from Pink: "Beyonce is a classy lady. I feel for her, too. Its not her fault at all, and her and taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out. HA"

I LOVE pink.

hoozer's picture

lol. Yep, he's graveling.

http://www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/

kokoskitten's picture

kanye seems (and since it's only 8:41 pm here i've had to rely on various websites) like he does a shit load of coke...i haven't done it in YEARS nor would i storm an award stage, but i have done some pretty stupid shit while doing it, it gives you that i don't give a fuck, invincible, diahrrea(sp?) of the mouth feeling...at the time you think you're clever and on top of the world but later...ugghh...plus he's a narcissist/borderline personality so who knows

little_rascal's picture

@ kokoskitten
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I enjoyed every single moment of it! Loved all the performances. Pink was extraordinary, so passionate and on a trapeze. Green Day was awesome.
RPattz was delectable.
Taylor Swift was like a fairy tale princess with her golden locks and gorgeous red dress.
Russel Brand was so entertaining.
Lady GaGa sang "Paparazzi' and she definitely was a sight to see, all splattered with dripping blood. I have to admit she can SING.
And Jay-Z and Alicia sang a song "New York" at the end, with that immense Statue of Liberty in the background brought patriotic tears to my eyes.

S_G's picture

So apparently, Kanye is already apologizing on his blog.

Nikitainthesection's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 10:31pm.
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Amen. I thought MK was exaggerating. I found a video of a conference of him somewhere in the world. And I couldn't watch it entirely. Seriously. It was just too much.

Second time I edit this...damn.
I forgot to say I was talking about KANYEEEE!!!!!

vivienne's picture

Usually, I am not all for Beyonce. But, what she did was classy and considerate. I don't see anything wrong with it. Deserved or not, it was Taylor's moment and she didn't deserve what Kanye did. The girl looked mortified.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?

Clarisse's picture

Kdraco!
*kisses!!!*

Yeh, I'm out too! TTFN!

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wowzers...where to begin!!

Lada Gaga mastered the look of all kinds of foolishness tonight:

-the bargain bin at Charlotte Russe
-a dirty tampon
-the crotch of a female yeti

*Lil MANa (cue from MK- typo, and it stays)- Who let you out the tranny truck?

*Kanye West- no words.

kdracofan's picture

night night Dlisted

Stoney's picture

Classy move Beyonce. Smart bitch. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Time to do my best John Lennon impression to some Beatles Rock Band. 'night

iHeartHaters's picture

Nice plug for LG *yawn* Night guys, it was fun!! Xo

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

S_G's picture

Word is they also gave the award(s) that Kanye was supposed to win to the runner up.

Stoney's picture

OMG Kayne West is the biggest fucking piece of arrogant dog shit that ever lived. _____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

all in all that was time wasted I could've spent tweezing my eyebrows and painting my toe nails.

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 10:27pm.
Nite DeeDee!

just a floozy's picture

Beyonce is a fake opportunist. and i wouldn't say anything negative pertaining to her sincerity on accepting this award if i didn't know her of fake diva nasty antics towards others in the past.

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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.

Barbado Slim 2008

johnosahon's picture

this is DEFINATELY been the BEST award show in YEARS.

people walking up the podium acting a fool, and some good performances (Michael's segment and Beyonce).

THE BEST IN YEARS

Roxygirl87's picture

Beyonce is amazing. That was really sweet of her to do that for Taylor. Taylor seems like a sweet kid.

Nikitainthesection's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 10:23pm.

Nikitainthesection,
LOL! I'm am team Cedric/Toby Jugg/Edward, but nobody takes place of my Bale!
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I know...

Talking about Bale reminds me that we didn't have a CB post in a while. The only thing we see is Fox here, Fox says that. Blah blah blah. Tired of her already.