Wednesday, September 16th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Mickey Rourke (57)
Nick Jonas (17)
Teddy Geiger (21)
Madeline Zima (24)
Sabrina Bryan (25)
Katie Melua (25)
Alexis Bledel (28)
Amy Poehler (38)
Marc Anthony (41)
Molly Shannon (45)
Richard Marx (46)
Jennifer Tilly (51)
David Copperfield (53)
Ed Begley Jr. (60)
George Chakiris (75)
Peter Falk (82)
B. B. King (84)
Lauren Bacall (85)
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Cute dog.
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies ---.sugarscupid.Com---- !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
Happy Birthday to that Hot Slut BB King. I saw him at the 930 Club about ten years ago. No surprise - he was awesome.
HB to Amy Pohler and Peter Falk.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Mikey Rourke is a leo what the hell are you saying mike? and this is a bad ass virgo list. a really bad one.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Lots of good ones, HB Mickey Rourke, I will always love you.
HB Madeline Zima, you grew up before my eyes, and love you on Californication.
HB Molly Shannon, one hysterical bitch, along w/Amy Poehler. HB Lauren Becall, always be a diva in my eyes, HB Jennifer Tilly, I love you as an actress, plus your a little cuckoo and that makes me love you more.
HB Peter Falk, Ed Begley, JR.
HB Mark Anthony, your 1st album will always be one of my favorites.
HB BB King, sorry but I thought you passed a while ago, glad to see you are still on this earth.
To the rest, have a wonderful day.
HB Ed Begley Jr., Lauren McCall, Peter Falk and B.B. King.
Happy Birthday to Jennifer Tilly and her gorgeous bewbs and husky squeak (in a good way) voice! And to Mickey as well. I love you Mickey, but as I was channel flipping last night, I stopped on the horrible Fox News because you were on Sean Hannity for some reason, with that prick John Rich. You agreed with John and Sean that because we had a black POTUS, there was no race problem in America anymore. I'm really going to have to scrub my brain to get rid of that memory and pretend that I never heard you say that...or that you hang out with John Rich OR that you would go on Sean Hannity.
Wow. Lots of good b-days today!
And here's to you, Mrs. Tilly
Jesus loves you more than you will know
Wo, wo, wo...
God bless you please, Mrs. Tilly
Heaven holds a place for those who pray
Hey, hey, hey...hey, hey, hey...
Happy birthday Jennifer Tilly!
Happy Birthday to one of Hollywood's greatest living legends:
Ms. Lauren Bacall
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B.B. King and Lauren Bacall! Woo! Love them. Happy Birthday to both. They don't make 'em like that anymore.
Ed Begley Jr., Peter Falk, B. B. King, Lauren Bacall: happy day!
Happy birthday Amy Poehler, Peter Falk, Marc Anthony, B. B. King, Lauren Bacall.
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mickey looks great in that pic, and thats all there is to it.
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The McCanns Did It
Happy Birthday NW girl!
And to one of the greatest blues singers, BB King.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
i noticed that mickey is rarely seen with his "beloved" doggies anymore. guess fame took their place. careful...mickey, it's a slippery slope. happy b'day beautiful
Happy birthday complication! May you have an extra slutty day. ♥
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♪ Time Has Told Me ♫
Submitted by complication on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:57am.
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Happy Birthday! *sending Timbits*
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
I'm sorry, I just love Mickey for what
he used to be.
im a bday slut too! sweet to share a bday with molly shannon :)
Happy Bday to the awesome Lauren Bacall!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
HB to Lauren Bacall, one of the greats, and to Mickey Rourke, for whom I wouldn't mind making it a VERY happy birthday. Oh, come on ladies, I'll bet he's just as off the hook in the sack as he is out of it, no?
I hope to see David Copperfield try to escape from a medium-security prison.
@putsome...:
Thanks, excellent point! At 38, I'm too old to read TigerBeat and watch Disney. If they can't get on CNN, oh well. LOL
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Now, now, now, now Kim. I am a ten. I probably could go down to a size eight, but I don't feel like it. Guess why. Because I'm fucking hungry.
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I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .
whenever i think of Ed Begley, Jr.---i always think of the story where he
only produces the tiniest bit of trash (even before the green movement).
always boggled my mind.
amy poehler should have made a show with her character "amber" with one leg---that i would watch.
Somehow I missed Colombo on the list. Happy B-Day to him and his trench coat.
Skeletor, Mickey and Jennifer Tilley share a birthday? Yikes!
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I get by with a little help from my friends,
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my Dlisted friends.
Submitted by Am on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:15am.
@putsome...:
Thanks, excellent point! At 38, I'm too old to read TigerBeat and watch Disney. If they can't get on CNN, oh well. LOL
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I cosign this statement... lol
And HB to Jennifer Tilley and her chi chis!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
@putsome...:
Thanks, excellent point! At 38, I'm too old to read TigerBeat and watch Disney. If they can't get on CNN, oh well. LOL
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Now, now, now, now Kim. I am a ten. I probably could go down to a size eight, but I don't feel like it. Guess why. Because I'm fucking hungry.
some talented people today...
Mickey, I prefer to remember your face as it was, not as it is.
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"She's huge. She is huuuuge I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes."
- supportive sister Kim Kardashian, about pregnant Kourtney
MR and his dog have the same highlights.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
I just realized that the picture of Mickey Rourke looks like Charlize Theron's character in "Monster" dressed as a gay pirate.
Someone hold me.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Submitted by Am on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:02am.
Don't think that way. I think if you don't know who the young ones are then they're not worth knowing.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
I didn't recognize anybody younger than Amy Poehler. Damn I'm old.
Happy Wednesday!
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Now, now, now, now Kim. I am a ten. I probably could go down to a size eight, but I don't feel like it. Guess why. Because I'm fucking hungry.
@ ImpertinentVixen - LOL on the Ed Begley Jr. "Arrested Development" reference. Hopefully nobody took his dress eyebrows for his celebratory day :)
I've decided that there are two decades in a person's life when they are allowed to act the fool. The first time is between 15 and 25, for youth, and the second is between 55 and 65, for facing old age. That's just for you, Mickey:)
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
HB B.B. King! I've seen this talented man five times in concert. He's incredible live!
Three O'clock Blues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6xSpIRYa7I
Good morning MK ♥
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♪ Time Has Told Me ♫
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 7:32am
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Or George Chakiris, Bernardo from West Side Story:
http://doctormacro1.info/Images/Chakiris,%20George/Annex/Annex%20-%20Chakiris,%20George%20(West%20Side%20Story)_01.jpg
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
Awww, is that Loki?
Oooh, Molly Shannon. Avie change!
*cosigns IV's sentiments because it's too early*
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Huh. I was just telling someone how I used to walk into the kitchen to find my mother blasting Richard Marx. HB to him and his fine hair, and to the other sluts.
For Mum:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crKMWXdV7Ps
Morning dlisters!
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
Mickey Rourke - Meh. Felicitations.
Nick Jonas - Not quite legal yet, is he? I will have to bide my time. *dusts Cougar of the Month award*
Amy Poehler - Funny funny lady. Do not like Parks and Recreation though.
David Copperfield - Disppear. Permanently. Please.
Ed Begley Jr. - "I look like Edgar Winter." One more reason why Arrested Development was the funniest show on TV ever.
Peter Falk - "Just one more question ma'am." Love you Dt. Columbo. Soooo sorry you are ailing.
B. B. King - Lucilllleee!
Lauren Bacall - "You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together...and blow."
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
@Mike, I thought the exact same thing when I saw Mickey's Halloween Mask Mug. A picture of B.B. King (and Lucille)would have been so cool.
http://www.dennischandler.com/img/assets/1011/BB_Lucille.jpg
Other Birthdays:
Sonny Lemaire (Exile)62
David Bellamy 59
Terry McBride 51
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I get by with a little help from my friends,
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my Dlisted friends.
Happy Birthday, Marc Anthony and BB King!
Happy Birthday Ed Begley Jr. I once read that he has the biggest "talent" in Hollywood. So that's something.
Happy birthday! There's some serious talent born on this day! Wow. I agree with Mike, though. Let's see a lesser-viewed birthday slut, Darling MK. I truly cannot believe that sexy Jennifer Tilly is 51!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 7:16am.
Okay, this will be the last time I say this, but I fucking hate when MK pictures someone we see almost weekly as the birthday slut. I'd much rather see someone who has little chance of ever making dlisted.
I disagree, but I see your point, brother/sister~
Like Voltaire would say...
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it" and all that.
Mickey's appeal increases infinitely when he's holding a Chihuahua.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
Happy B-day to all these b-day sluts list and D-listed B-day sluts.
I <3 Lauren, so that kinda makes me proud of being a Virgo.