Hot Slut Of The Day!

Mek Wok Kundor - Erica Kane really has nothing on this lady right here. Mek Wok is 107-years-old and is searching for her 23rd husband. So if you see homegirl on Match.com, give her a poke.

Mek's current husband is currently treating his addiction to the bad shit in rehab in Kuala Lumpur. Mek thinks that's when he busts out of there, he's going to leave her for a younger piece. And get this shit, Mek's husband is only 37-years-old! This is beyond cougar shit.

Mek, whose friends call her Tok Wook (that's Malaysian for "Dick Snatcher"), said she's going to visit her husband in rehab and tell him, "that I am lonely without him and if he reciprocates, I will wait for him without thinking of another marriage." So, basically, Mek is giving him one last chance to do right by her vagina or she's going to find new peen. Well, played.

She refused to talk about her past marriages, but said, “I am not searching for a man as handsome as our Prime Minister (Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak), but someone to accompany me in my twilight years. I realise that I am an aged woman. I don’t have the body nor am I a young woman who can attract anyone. My intention to remarry is to fill my forlornness and nothing more than that.”

Hugh Hefner is perfect for Mek! Like Mek, he's older than butter, he's got a strong pimp hand and he can't do sexy times without taking a defibrillator to his genitals. They have so much in common!

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by joan cusack on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 5:28pm.

Cool!

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Submitted by lucia_msia on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:48pm.

Malaysia Boleh! I am so proud of my country women right now..

Submitted by EmilyHoward on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:23pm.

She will be helped by the government to get a facebook account LMAO

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/9/15/nation/4715247&sec=...

Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:14pm.

This brings to mind the David Walliams character from Little Britain who gets the hots for the grannies. The older the hotter.

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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:11pm.

Ahahhaaha! HOW did I miss this post earlier?? This is fantastic. I love how she calls these her "twilight years"! Girlfriend, twilight was several hours ago.

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Submitted by Easy Rider on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:10pm.

107- is that in Fahrenheit or Celsius?

Submitted by sunnydayz901 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:04pm.

HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by putas on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:58pm.

no.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:28pm.

If ever a post here begged for the spammers.

Is it wrong to want a Sugar Grand Momma? Come meet me at Imyourmattressfuckpet.com

Submitted by vidz on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:44am.

Also MK why haven't you made nicole from antm shorties HSOTD yet? The girl is fucking priceless. You are probably just pissed about the eyebrow situation. What the fuck is a Ty-over? Ty Ty baby should be tried and hanged (by her weave) for eyebrow abuse.

Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

Submitted by Rishkin on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:22am.

" I am not searching for a man as handsome as our Prime Minister (Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak), but someone to accompany me in my twilight years...blah blah blah"

she should visit some of the Dlisted spammers.

I wonder if she has a shitload of kids.

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Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:13am.

107 minus 37 is..... Man I just woke up this is some strange shit to think about.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:09am.

Finally, some JO material.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by KG on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:39am.

She just wants a companion. I don't think it's about sex. Or rather, I don't want to accept that. More power to you girlfriend! LOL.

Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:33am.

lmao @ jaded's comment

Submitted by vidz on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:25am.

Ewww, what's so ironic is that she is a practicing muslim and lives in a traditional kampung, yet she went through more peen than the SATC grannies. She is the Edie of DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: KAMPONG EDITION! I understand about needing a companion,but cougar please: many malaysians live as extended families, especially in kampongs. Also, why did the dude go for her? It's not like she's rich. I kinda of threw up in my mouth a little thinking about her sessy times, with the 37 yr old. She probably blows him EUGHHH. What is wrong with me?

Also the it's Malay, not malaysian. Although Malaysian malay is known as bahasa melayu. Why the fuck do I know all this?

Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:06am.

I am entering my Hot Slut nomination right here and right now. Go head girl!!! 107 and she still wants some peen around?!? Bless her heart.

Submitted by Jaded - the original on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:34am.

She's been married more times than my middle sister...

Mek is FAR older than her, however....

*smootches to Kdracofan*

Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:32am.

yo. hot slut for the year. props

Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:31am.

I suspect she killed and made soup out of the prior 21 husbands.

Submitted by sunflower99 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:26am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:54am.
"to fill my forlornness" is actually quite poetic.

AWWW I think so too. She's over one hundred and still a romantic. Team Tok Wook!

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:24am.

"to fill my forlornness" is actually quite poetic.

Tee. Hee.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:51am.

Angelina, meet your match!

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Submitted by ramsey on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:46am.

OMG!!! This woman is beyond senile!!!

Submitted by justjane on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:41am.

A truely deserving "Hot Slut".

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:38am.

Ummm. question here.

WTF happened to Husbands # 1 - 21 ? Are they deceased ? / divorced ? / where are they ?

I know she won't talk about them.

If I live to be 200, I cannot imagine going thru 21 husbands. she is mind-boggling.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:25am.

Now I know why my friends call me Tok Wook. I thought it meant smart. Fuck.

Submitted by theboinq on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:22am.

I am SO proud of my country women right now. Here's to having sexy times way into my 90s.

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:19am.

What man could resist Mek's charms? Hubba Hubba!

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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:18am.

We need to remain this thread 'Tok Wook of the Day'.

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