Kanye West Can't Handle His Henny

Right before Gay Fish made the MTV VMAs all about him by breaking the heart of a toddler, he was strolling around the venue with a bottle of Henny in one hand and his leased snatch in the other. Speaking of, Amber Rose was slowly being eaten alive by a python, but Kanye West only has eyes for himself so he didn't notice.

Well, bitches were saying that Kanye was drunker than Wino's nipples before and during the awards show. Surprisingly, Kanye didn't throw all the blame on Henny when he farted out this half-assed yet entertaining non-apology on his blog last night. Sorry, Kanye, the magic of the CAPS LOCK KEY can't even save you now. Here's a little drunk blogging courtesy of Gay Fish:

“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”

Good lord, I want to Fabreze that entire statement, because it reeeeeeks of Henny barf, microwaved bull shit, and Taylor Swift's tears (aww). You can tell this is every shade of NOT SINCERE, because he only used ten zillion exclamation points instead of ten zillion and one.

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Submitted by BettyW on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:02pm.

Oh, there was a huge stink at the MTV Awards – probably because Kanye West has lost his mind. For a person that doesn't write all his own music, Kanye West seems to think that he has more talent than he does, which is why he thinks that he can interrupt the Video Music Awards to announce that Beyonce Knowles had a better video than Taylor Swift, while she was accepting an award. ("All the Single Ladies" is a few women dancing around in leotards – it's boring, but they gave her a token award anyway.) Kanye West is an egomaniacal cad, and many would give payday loans to keep him off the MTV Awards for life after his outburst.

Submitted by Slaylem on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:43pm.

I don't think I'm really siding w/ Kanye when I say that some of these comments are a bit too harsh. I totally agree w/ mandashell in that somebody probably shoulda knocked his ass out either before or after he took the stage. I also mostly agree w/ bolex16's comment about "He looks just like those poser idiots at the mall who buy whatever the new acid-washed jeans abortion of the month is. Kind of jive ass, lightweight. No substance." Well put. When I see people trying to pull off that look, I get douche chills. The lack of substance is disheartening as well.
I found his words to be sort of ironic. It was like a guy w/ really fucked up teeth telling you which dentist you ought to be going to. He's not one of the judges, he's the "talent". He shoulda let them do their thing and focused on doing his own plastic-ass thing that he does.
That said, if it were any other artist that took the stage, frunk as duck, & showed out the way he did, they mighta got a bit less hate & probably a lot more praise. I don't mean to defend Kanye but he was dick-riding that vocoder voice effect thingy for the longest time now & his rhymes have never been terribly prolific & NOW we're saying he's a hack? Where the fuck were you people when he was starting out & had that shit on about "got a light-skinned friend looks like Michael Jackson- Got dark-skinned friend looks like Michael Jackson" (I'll admit he had a few decent rhymes in the start -when he was still hungry- but that song was lame, except for Twista). What, it was ok then cuz you were shakin your stankin asses to it? Don't get all bent out of shape over him getting a big head & acting retarded cuz many of you are responsible for Kanye's fame when you let your kid go out & actually pay cash money for that tripe (!?).Plus, why's his wife a whore??? I know why yall are all pissy w/ him but what did she do? He was probably just mad because when it comes down to it, Taylor's fans used to be his fans. How can you take a rapper seriously when he has to compete w/ Disney kids for his target audience? The idea that Kanye West is a major figure in hip hop & will be remembered as such is becoming more & more laughable w/ each blog post & outburst.

Your profile pic is cool as hell, Morbidosity. that's a Mark Ryden, right? My Hi-Fructose subscription just expired. :(

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Submitted by mandashell on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:13am.

Submitted by winkadoodle on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:27am.
as soon as he stood up, someone in the audience should've punched him in the neck bone. they knew what was gonna happen...shoulda just nipped it in the bud

Submitted by ramsey on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:23am.
I blame the award organizer for inviting a retarded.

OMFG!!!! I am in tears laughing at these two comments. BWAAAA HAAAA HAAA!!!! Ahh, thanks so much for that.

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 1:46am.

Yalls taking this much too seriously. He did Taylor and Beyonce a service by basically putting a halo over their heads. What's so bad about getting drunk and acting a fool every now and then? Music scene is so tame. Sheesh.

Submitted by nursebetty on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 1:09am.

Well now the rudest "man" in Ameica has pleaded his case on Jay Leno. Wow that should do the trick. Sorry dude but your nasty behavior is not going to be forgotten anytime soon no matter how many "I'm so sorries" you barf up. What you did was so very uncool. You are a total douche bag. That is all.

Submitted by bolex16 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:03pm.

Kanye.

What a small, insignificant piece of dog shit.

Not a man, but too old to be a boy. But definitely not a man. A waste of space and air. He looks just like those poser idiots at the mall who buy whatever the new acid-washed jeans abortion of the month is. Kind of jive ass, lightweight. No substance. I'd say he's a wannabe, but enough other idiots bought his talentless records, so I guess he's achieved something, but there's lots of lightweight stuff going around these days, cheap, throwaway junk. Kind of like fast food.

Anyway, I hope his career plummets and he loses all his money. Because THAT is all the loser has, besides the hooker that was with him at the MTV awards.

He's got NO style and he is NOT a man in the real sense of the word.

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Submitted by I_FUCKING_LOVE_GRITS on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:10pm.

Thats an itty bitty bottle of Hennessy. Sucks for him that he cant keep his cool after finishing that. Blame it on the Henny!

Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:51pm.

Couldn't security have stopped that crazy colored man from running on the stage. He reminded me of Shirley Q. Liquor (but without the class).

Submitted by suzanita on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:49pm.

its bruce bitch...

This is what happens when you floss with your girlfriend's thong string

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:30pm.

LMFAO @ these comments.

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Submitted by Wonky on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:26pm.

to everyone who sides with kanye, i bet yur just as pathetic as him. taylor is a young girl!! that was so disrespectful!!! shame on him and anyone who agrees with him!!

Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:26pm.

Unless you are a 14 year old girl, no one is forcing Disney tweener shit on you. God, not every type of movie or music is about YOU or for YOU. There are different audiences for different types of entertainment. Listen to what you like and STFU.

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Submitted by Justin Credible on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:47pm.
Am I the only one who says "BRAVO KANYE". Someone really needs to speak up against all the fake disney tweener shit forced upon us
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Yeah the Disney shit sux, but there is obviously a market for it since they do sell albums....just don't listen to it if you don't like it

And this new age Rap/RB shit sucks just as much and I find that is being stuffed in my face with every turn on my radio dial. I actually stopped listening to the radio because all they play is Kanye and Beyonce....One is an unoriginal cuntmeister with shallow non-sensical lyrics and the other is a gyrating fool with the unoriginal vocals of 95% of black female singers out there right now.
its not like Kanye's music is any better than Taylor's. He makes fun of her lyrics in his "apology" but he sings about stupid shit like Joe Jackson and bites Daft punk samples...he shouldn't talk...he doesn't deserve to be at an awards show and he should just be happy there are enough idiots out there that don't know any better and buy his pathetic recorded warblings.

Submitted by LuLu Fitz on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:11pm.

I wonder how "real" he would be if that were done to HIM?!

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:51pm.

Even Howard Stern said Kanye was an asshole for what he did. Dag, when even Howard calls you out on stupid shit than you really fucked up.

Listen, I don't listen to Taylor but it doesn't mean shit since over 3 million bought her album. Beyonce is processed packaged artist. Bitch can't sing good either!

I now really hate Kanye.

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Submitted by satanslilsunbeam on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 2:59pm.

I've always thought he was an overrated douche bag and his beard...I mean girlfriend looks like something Grace Jones threw up.

Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 2:49pm.

Kanyessa West is a famewhore. Just like Lowhan and Hilton. No difference. Except some would argue he has some talent. But still a famewhore.

Submitted by Skye10 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 2:44pm.

Kanye West is a piece of shit. I can't believe he did that to Tay, she didn't deserve it hell no one deserves that. She won...get the fuck over it. I hope he gets banned from all award shows from now on.

Submitted by kanderso on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 2:43pm.

Now that I'm not so mad at Kanye anymore (I've cooled down since this morning), let us continue the ever-present debate over Mr. West:

WHAT IF KANYE IS ACTUALLY RETARDED?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-if-kanye-west-is-retarded/

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Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 2:29pm.

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:29pm.

word

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 2:20pm.

Justin Credible
Am I the only one who says "BRAVO KANYE".

Ummmm.....yes. How in hell can you think his actions were appropriate? It's people like you that feed onto this assholes ego.......trash.

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Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:55pm.

assholes and douchebags wouldn't be around if people didn't buy their shit...
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Submitted by _fail_ on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:52pm.

KANYE is a douchetool and the Beyonce vid isn't original - it was an homage *cough - ripped off from - cough* to the Fosse/Verdon vid. But that makes sense since KANYE is far from original.

That said, I have to give Bey props for what she did at the end - even though it was prolly scripted or suggested to her.

Submitted by i am a sloth on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:50pm.

she would look so much better with hair--even a little bit of hair.

wait, what?

Submitted by Justin Credible on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:47pm.

Am I the only one who says "BRAVO KANYE". Someone really needs to speak up against all the fake disney tweener shit forced upon us.

Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:35pm.

what a fucking idiot!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Submitted by Wild Ginger on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:31pm.

Kanye is a racisit douche. I hope he can one day pass the "caspers" (or whatever the fuck from that song) then fly off into nasa and get the bitchslapping he needs from an astroid.
He is disgusting.

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:29pm.

"Single Ladies" best video of the decade?
Bitch, you really need to get out more..

What? Beyonce doing the exact same moves she did with Destiny's Child , except she kicked Kelly & Michelle to the curb and hired 2 peons she didnt have to pay anything ..

Oh yeah man... changing the world..

In Kanye's defense he is the only rapper to say "George Bush doesnt care about Black people" and told other rappers to just stop it with homophobia but this fuckery last nite was inexcusable..

Im still not 100% sure that this shit wasnt staged, MTV learned after 1993 VMA's with RuPaul Vs. Milton Berle(which wasnt staged, Uncle Miltie was a cunt to Ru and she called him on it) that bitch fights are ratings gold mine otherwise it wouldnt even be discussed @ the water cooler or soup line IN THIS ECONOMY today .

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Submitted by wannamove on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:22pm.

Kanye is so full of hate. He needs therapy to deal with his self hate. Accept that you have black skin, Kanye, and stop showcasing your misdirected anger. You look ridiculous. And put down the cliche bottle of Hennessey! Love the dignity Beyonce brought to the situation.

Submitted by Texrocks on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:03pm.

Please Kayne isn't a racist, he just doesn't give a f---!
Granted his behavior was unprofessional, but please Taylor and Bey will come out looking like roses. His drunk ass did them all a favor by making them a spotlight of a show that most people don't even know still exists.

And really who in the world really cares about any of these rich ass media whores? Yes we comment about them but I am sure none of us really give a damn, do we??

Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:58pm.

no comment on beyonce's video one way or the other, but BEST OF THE DECADE????

what a weirdo.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:56pm.

Submitted by mayadabee09 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:10pm.
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I agree with you that bad behaviour doesn't excuse racism. I haven't read all the posts, but I know sometimes people get upset if people of colour are criticized for being ignorant - but I see equal criticism on here for caucasians who are ignorant too (Like Parasite, Hohan, Lily Allen et al)Bad behaviour needs to be called out, whoever the culprit is, whatever their status or colour. At least that's what Miss Manners would say :)

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Submitted by Viva Swag on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:31pm.

"Whoops".

*Kanye's inner monologue just after he jumps on stage, starts speaking, and then sees the look on little Taylor Swift's cherubic face*

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Submitted by beauty crisis on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:28pm.

I am sure his mother is rolling over in her grave. I hope Jay Z pulls out his dick and slaps him.

Submitted by sugar free on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:12pm.

stoney, i agree. if Beyonce won, I would've been, dat bitch!! but i wouldn't storm the stage. show some class, Kanye.

by the way, this is the VMA's we're talking about, right? not the oscars?? then why is everybody so damn upset. $20 bucks to whoever can tell me who won last year. yeah, i thought so.

Submitted by mayadabee09 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:10pm.

I don't think Kanye is racist, he has crossed over with his music, for example I know alot of African American people who didn't appreciate the last album but white people loved it..and I think that is what he was going for. Kanye is not playing with a full deck of cards, he knows he has a big ego and does not care. What he did was wrong but I am more than offended as an Afirican American woman when I look at these blogs and twitter and racist comments are made. His actions were not cool but it doesn't give anyone a right to make racist remarks. It may not move Kanye he is who he is, but it does move me!!!! And I am sure that many of you like his music but are so quick to turn once an African American does something out of character, I just got through reading the post on Serena as well and many of you cheer her on but now you say you can't take the ghetto out!!! Fakes closet racists!!!

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:04pm.

Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:51am.

Hmmm let me have a visual moment here. someone puts Kanye's album besides Swift's album...hmmm, I choose Swifts. why? well with so much fuckery, whores and douches out in the world today, Taylor Swift is for some young teenagers to look up to. I am not into her music nor his but I prefer hers than that peace of sh*t. I stopped listening to any sort of new galactic shitty music after 2000.
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Agreed. I've had to subject myself to Taylor Swift cuz my daughter likes her. And I've been grumpy about it BUT the truth is that her music is grounded in MUSIC, for one, and her content is about the kinds of things little girls think about in the way they should thing about them. She's simple and innocent (i can still see how the backroom suits are subtly whore-ifying her which makes me mad but that's not her, at all; it's them) and passionate about what she's doing. I can't hate on her.

Kanye - I feel like he got lucky. He squeaked out a couple of cute little ditties but he's not a great rapper and I don't think he's a musician at all and his ideas are not SO inneresting and his personality just straight-up sucks....so...I'd choose Taylor too, if I had to.

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Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:03pm.

Taylor should have broken his dronk neck & killed him. No jury on earth would've convicted her. It would have been a mercy killing.

Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.

Submitted by MO2 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:01pm.

Do the VMA initiations say to BYOB?

Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:59am.

gia: I think Amber's gorgeous too BUT when one tries too hard, it detracts from the natural beauty. She really does try too hard, all the time.
I'm with you on Kanye too.

Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:51am.

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:49am.

i love how all these celebs are going on the internet to share their thoughts. everyone needs to get a grip and band together on REAL THINGS THAT CAN MAKE A WORLDWIDE DIFFERENCE WITH YOUR FAME.

Submitted by gia on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:48am.

I am one of the very few who finds Amber gorgeous, but that outfit & lipstick are mega failures. She looks horrible. Kanye just disgusts me on so many levels.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:48am.

im sorry. i thought that what kanye did was hilarious. drunk off his ass!

Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:47am.

Kanye fucking douche is the perfect example of reverse racism.

He hates whitey and anything related to whitey.

Asshole.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:47am.

I don't think Taylor's win is totally undeserved....she makes little movies. I think they're REALLY well done I think a lot of videos are kinda lazy, just flashing a bunch of images at us and dance moves.... - the crew behind Taylor's vids is, obviously, top notch.

But I always get caught up in the fact that I don't get why the artist wins awards for their videos when there's actually a whole bunch of other people responsible for making them cool.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:43am.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:40am.

WORD.

He might as well have said "I'm sorry Taylor Swift, but I had to point out how stupid it was that you won. I'm watching the show from the crib tonight because I'm wasted and got kicked out. The real world to me is a fucking bubble of false celebrity worship, with me as the king of my own special douche kingdom."

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