Lil' Mama Pulls A Kanye
Where was Quween on the Scene when you needed her, because the security at last night's VMAs was shit! A three-legged, blind chihuahua could have done a better job. Not only did Kanye West manage to crash Taylor Swift's party, but Lil' Mama did the exact same thing during Jay-Z's performance with Alicia Keys.
At the tail end of Jay-Z's performance, a sneaky troll scampered on the stage to try to get a little air time. At one point, Jay-Z tried to shoo Lil' Mama away, but she ignored the hint and instead struck a pose at the end. When did the VMAs turn into my family reunions? Bitches interrupting each other left and right!
At next year's VMAs, the producers will have to gather all the children around to let them know when someone is holding "the talking stick" (aka the mic), that means you need to sit on your hands and listen.
And who was guarding Lil Mama's bridge while she was busy screwing with Jay-Z's performance?! Maybe one of the Olsens covered her shift.
Below is Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' full performance, but skip to the 5:00 mark to watch the tranny troll try to takeover.
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HAHA crazy bitch!
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Is it just me, or does Alicia Keys give off a dyke vibe? I could see her with Queen Latifa. My feet hurt from watching her try to move in those heels. No wonder she stays behind the piano! Was she meant to have only one earring? Was that the edgy '80s feel she was going for?
Well, Lil Whatever was rude, but nowhere near as bad as Kanyé. Jay Z should have pulled a Danny Bonaduce and thrown her ass out. She would never get on ANY stage again after that.
Note to MTV, you might want to invest in some security next to the stage at the VMAs.
I think these people are all losing their minds together.
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"This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode of the guy who would slide next to Elaine when accolades where given by the boss and take credit for her work. This gal did the same shit. She wanted to get some of the attention her way because no one knows who the hell she is. LOL! Famewhores are getting desperate!!"
HAHAHA the SIDELER!
This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode of the guy who would slide next to Elaine when accolades where given by the boss and take credit for her work. This gal did the same shit. She wanted to get some of the attention her way because no one knows who the hell she is. LOL! Famewhores are getting desperate!!
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Total set-up. She crossed her arms before they did-- she obviously knew what was coming.
How dare you drag Buddy into this! AND further more, I have you know that he has FOUR legs.
its bruce bitch...
Chris Brown is somewhere in this mess.. JayZ talkin 'bout messing w/ the wrong crew?? hell to the no... lil mama on Chris Brown's crew..
I have a blind Papillon who loves to attack your bare foot, ankle or pant leg and if that does not get your attention he will pee on you.. I am sure he could keep the stage cleared.
Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:56pm.
Is it just me or is Jay-Z looking more and more like Andre Leon Talley every day???
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Aahahaha, you nailed it!
Unfuckingcomfortable.
"Fuck me running..."
little mama was lame, but i'm still laughing about when the camera panned over to Beyonce and Lady Ugly was next to her bobbing her crown of hay head to the beat. bad and bad
You people who have never heard Jay-Z before must be the ones buying Kelly Clarkson albums.
Lil Mama got some splaining to do.
Is it me..or does it seem like the world is offically about to come to an end!? Rappers with bad haircuts and a touch of the crazies interrupting sweat little cat ladys speaches, He-woman tennis players threatening bodily harm to sweet little Asian line judges, some unknown munchkin strolling on stage during a Jay-Z performance, and hermaphodite who thinks it's "sheik" to walk around with her face covered in table linens and perform in period blood...WTF?! I don't know about you people, but I will be in church come this Sunday.
" Now, I'm not sayin' I'm the best...but, I'm the best"
-Kanye West
Is it just me or is Jay-Z looking more and more like Andre Leon Talley every day??? He's gonna be dressing in House of Dereon any day now!!!
----------------------------------------------------Michael K. is my sister from another mister!
I'm sure Jay Z had to make a few phonecalls to Kanye and Lil Mama for making aan ASS out of Rocafella records.
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AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!
Too bad it wasn't 50 cent on stage. He would of thrown her off the stage the way he did to Paris Hilton when she tried to get on stage to dance at one of his concerts.
when michael k has to school you on who's holding "the talking stick," you know things are bad.
You could buy your hair if it won't grow
You could fix your nose if you say so
You could buy all the makeup that man make
But if
You can't see inside you
Find "who am i?" too
Be in the position to make you feel so
Damn Unpretty.
inspired by vivienne:)
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Lil' Mama is a piece of shit and very untalented. That "Lip Gloss" song is a piece of fucking trash.
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Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:09pm.
vivienne: nothing wrong with surgery if it makes one happy.
She's just a beautiful woman to begin with.
Yup. She is beautiful; and imho, she didn't need it. But, you know how they are in HW.
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vivienne: nothing wrong with surgery if it makes one happy.
She's just a beautiful woman to begin with.
Alicia Keys has never had a nose job just like Angelina never had one. I don't see why people make such a big deal about plastic surgery. If you have a big nose, fix it(if you want.) If you have small boobs and want bigger ones, get them. It is your body. As long as it doesn't become an obsession (i.e. cat lady), I don't see anything wrong with getting a tweak here and there. People talk about plastic surgery as if if is taboo or something. Or, as if it is a bad thing to say someone has had work done. You can clearly see that A.Keys has had one from those pic. What is the big deal? She was pretty before but the nose job made her beautiful. She is talented and I actually like her music.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
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Every year, high school cheer squads and porn stars and lacrosse players and science nerds have annual competitions where they fight tooth and nail to be judged "the best". No one outside their cliques cares
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HAHA!!
That reminds me of an episode of King of the Hill where little Bobby joins a meat-judging competition
(as in sides of beef, cuts of meat),
and the rival "team" tries to screw them out of winning. Of course, Bobby won :)
I had to mention this because I refuse to comment on the actual topic. I haven't seen MTV in at least 4 yrs, maybe longer. I'm reminded of the fall of Rome when ever I hear MTV mentioned.
What a crappy, monotonous sounding song...Still Alicia looks fabulous.
it is AMAZING what a simple nose job can do for a person.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:51am.
What the hell? Was Paul Blart on security detail last night?
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AAAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! too funny....
I love the way NONE of these bozo's respect each other.... KAYNE needs to be taken OUT! Cuz ain't dat what other rappers do ??? asswipe.
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Alicia has always been beautiful: WHY would she need work done?
I don't see it!
At next year's VMAs, the producers will have to gather all the children around to let them know when someone is holding "the talking stick" (aka the mic), that means you need to sit on your hands and listen.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:23am.
am i the only one who thinks alicia keys might have had some work done????? as for lady caca, i don't get it and i don't want to. she's a freakshow.
NOSE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!! It helped b/c she is beautiful.
http://news.makemeheal.com/images/alicia-keys-nose-job.jpg
http://theglamourouslife.com/articles/photo-of-alicia-keys-at-a-young-ag...
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
I watched that 3 times from the 4:50 mark; love Alicia, can't stand Jay-Z, wtf is this L'il shit?
I must say that his hitting her on the leg was some funny shit: she's one brazen lil tyke.
And Kanye... oh Kanye... NOW, I loathe him.
When will all these "musicians" start respecting each other? If he wanted to get on ANYONE it should have been Lady Nest-head.
What the hell? Was Paul Blart on security detail last night?
What the ufck is a Li'l Mama?
She looked at him like, "dude you fucked me and then dumped me! Boooooya!"
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One thing about it Jay-Z and B had some shit to talk about on the way home...
Submitted by AGame on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:14am.
seriously, does anyone know WHY lil mama did that? like WHAT was that about??
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why does anybody do anything on this shitty show? so the public will TALK about it, which um, well, we are.
the vma's are so obsessed with their own hype. it bills itself as the show where 'anything can happen' but it's all too staged and rehearsed now. don't tell me that Kanye/Bey/Swift thing is for real. maybe swift was out of the loop, but only to make it more convincingly real.
and damn, the outrage over this. i was more upset when Obama was heckled. this ain't a national crisis, people and Beyonce is not Mother Theresa. her people told her to do that.
even more stupid....when was the last time you even saw any of these videos played on MTV?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EELuXX6XlF0
I do like Lil Mama in this remix. Sorry.
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#lilmamais like the dude that parachutes down on the field during a game!
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Actually, Lil' Mama is the streaker that charges the mound while a no-hitter is in progress.
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This reminds of something a jealous g/f would do. Get up on stage and walk around like a fool looking at Jay like "we goinbe 2gethuh forevuh boo!".
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I think what bothers me the most is that this track is such a sophisticated Manhattan A- List track and having Little Mama onstage completely destroyed its aestheitc.
Is Lil Mama the one that was a judge on the dance show? That girl is barely fucking literate.
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I was at the VMAs last night.
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You actually sat through that?! How? Do you have some superhigh tolerance level for pain or were you just drunk?
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am i the only one who thinks alicia keys might have had some work done????? as for lady caca, i don't get it and i don't want to. she's a freakshow.
Who the fuck is Lil Mama? Good Gawd!
LMFAO! Jay-Z looked at her like, Really?! And she looked right back at him and was like Yup!
Who is this snatch anyway???
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