Monday, September 14th 2009

The Many Looks Of Lady CaCa

If Lady CaCa truly wanted to make our eyeballs bust into a seizure out of shock, she would've shown up to the VMAs wearing loose-fitting jeans, a polo shirt and sneakers. But instead, she decided to once again like like an art project done by a group of half-blind pre-schoolers with short attention spans and overactive bladders.

I think Lady CaCa was just trying to go for some kind of record for the most "separated at birth" comparisons in one night. I mean, in thumbnail #10, she's the long-lost twin of a huge mound of bird doody lying in the middle of a nest. And in thumbnail #12, she's the Heat Miser's used butt tampon. What else is there to say? This fuckery speaks for itself!

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هل انت من هواة المنتديات والمشاركة فى المنتديات شاركنا التميز فى منتدي منتديات بنات مصر
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تعرف على بنات مصر فى منتديات بنات مصر
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حمل صورك فى مركز تحميل صور بنات مصر
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صور رومانسية , صور حب , صور بنات مصر , صور بنات جديده ,
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حمل صورك فى احلى مركز تحميل صور يمكنك تحميل 5 صور فى مره واحده
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Khensu Hetep's picture

Vidz: Same here. I've been considering the same thing for a long time and I'm certain that's what I want to get.

But, right now I'm dead ass broke and can't afford to spend thousands of dollars on new tits, so in the meantime, I'll just feel sorry for myself. =P

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:04a

right on! exactly what i'm thinking when it comes to this bitch.
it's funny though when fans of hers say that b/c we don't like her or her music we just don't "get" it, and don't know what good music or art is...of course i beg to differ. i think it's completely the other way around.
all the people you spoke of that she has ripped off in some form or another like david bowie, grace jones, goldfrapp, even blondie and the factory scene are way more original than she is or will ever be. she's just a cheap imitation of these pioneers that is re-packaged and presented to the general populace that knows nothing of culture except what is shown to them on mtv or top 40 radio...so yes, to someone like that who'd never seen or heard of people like wendy o'williams, grace jones, blondie, david bowie, goldfrapp, siouxsie sioux, etc.,she would be a one-off.
so, it's pretty funny when someone like that tries to tell me i don't know what originality and good music/art is...i have to laugh.
oh, and one more thing...why should she be praised for writing or producing her own music...i know that's rare in the mainstream music industry these days, but all the artists and musicians i listen to write their own music...that's what they do...amazing.
just b/c she writes her own music doesn't make it automatically good or worthy of this much attention and praise.

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Perfect word for her style is fuckery. But what's up with the blood? She looks like Lady Sings the Blues scribbled on her ass after an encounter with the KKK.

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You know what this is? Sheer and utter stupidity.

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Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:23am.

...But, for as bad as this bitch grates me, I must say, not everyone has naturally perky tits and you don't necessarily never wear bras or because you're aging, but because that's nature.

I'm only two years younger than Lady Gaga, and I have the same problem. My breasts do sag, and they have stretchmarks on them, and unfortunately I HAVE been forced to face criticism by my peers because of it any time I wear a lower cut top.

Yup, Khensu I hear ya. I'll only be 23 soon with a really petite frame, 5Ft and a 36E and my boobs sag like nobody's business AND I've been wearing expensive bras since I was like 11. Most of all I can't stand how heavy they are (it's always 90% humidity and 30 deg C here), or plunging my hands down my shirt to yank up my bra every 2 minutes. Saggy boobs are genetic btw, so Gaga is blameless (just in this case). I feel self conscious about them all the time. I've been considering getting small implants and lift just because its so much less scarring than a reduction alone, for some years. I'm skerred. I would like to squeeze a boob with implants to feel the difference first, but it would seem rude ;)

*** Sowwy, I don't know how this triple posting happened. I swear I just pressed once.

Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

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Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:23am.

...But, for as bad as this bitch grates me, I must say, not everyone has naturally perky tits and you don't necessarily never wear bras or because you're aging, but because that's nature.

I'm only two years younger than Lady Gaga, and I have the same problem. My breasts do sag, and they have stretchmarks on them, and unfortunately I HAVE been forced to face criticism by my peers because of it any time I wear a lower cut top.

Yup, Khensu I hear ya. I'll only be 23 soon with a really petite frame, 5Ft and a 36E and my boobs sag like nobody's business AND I've been wearing expensive bras since I was like 11. Most of all I can't stand how heavy they are (it's always 90% humidity and 30 deg C here), or plunging my hands down my shirt to yank up my bra every 2 minutes. Saggy boobs are genetic btw, so Gaga is blameless (just in this case). I feel self conscious about them all the time. I've been considering getting small implants and lift just because its so much less scarring than a reduction alone, for some years. I'm skerred. I would like to squeeze a boob with implants to feel the difference first, but it would seem rude ;)

Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

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Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:23am.

...But, for as bad as this bitch grates me, I must say, not everyone has naturally perky tits and you don't necessarily never wear bras or because you're aging, but because that's nature.

I'm only two years younger than Lady Gaga, and I have the same problem. My breasts do sag, and they have stretchmarks on them, and unfortunately I HAVE been forced to face criticism by my peers because of it any time I wear a lower cut top.

Yup, Khensu I hear ya. I'll only be 23 soon with a really petite frame, 5Ft and a 36E and my boobs sag like nobody's business AND I've been wearing expensive bras since I was like 11. Most of all I can't stand how heavy they are (it's always 90% humidity and 30 deg C here), or plunging my hands down my shirt to yank up my bra every 2 minutes. Saggy boobs are genetic btw, so Gaga is blameless (just in this case). I feel self conscious about them all the time. I've been considering getting small implants and lift just because its so much less scarring than a reduction alone, for some years. I'm skerred. I would like to squeeze a boob with implants to feel the difference first, but it would seem rude ;)

Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

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Khensu Hetep on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:23am.

...And yet, people are soooo against women getting huge fake-looking implants, but has anyone ever considered why women go out and get their tits mutilated by plastic surgeons? This is why...

Dude I had tea bags at early age without having any kids or losing 100's of pounds. I didn't want big boobs, I just didn't want African tribe tits anymore. Mission accomplished and nobody even notices they are enhanced. Not that I care...I care that now my tops look 1.000.000.000 times better on me.

I'd rather squeeze a girl's enhanced boob than peel a saggy one of my sheets...plenty of time for that when i'm like 60 or smt

So to Caca i'd like to say, instead of spending 5K on a ridiculous outfit, go see doctor Rey.

bommie's picture

Can that saggy tit c*nt get over herself already?
Caca is like a nasty rain storm, you have to endure it but you hope it blows over soon.

Ham Sandwich's picture

I wonder if the same group of slow clowns who worked Hugh Jackmans wife did the ladys makeup while they all jumped on a trampoline together?

Khensu Hetep's picture

...But, for as bad as this bitch grates me, I must say, not everyone has naturally perky tits and you don't necessarily never wear bras or because you're aging, but because that's nature.

I'm only two years younger than Lady Gaga, and I have the same problem. My breasts do sag, and they have stretchmarks on them, and unfortunately I HAVE been forced to face criticism by my peers because of it any time I wear a lower cut top.

Some things aren't your fault, and it's unrealistic to assume that if you're large breasted that your tits will be positioned erect on your chest at all times. I wear bras. I've done everything I could possibly do to prevent this from happening to my boobs, but sadly, that's nature.

And yet, people are soooo against women getting huge fake-looking implants, but has anyone ever considered why women go out and get their tits mutilated by plastic surgeons? This is why. When people discover what big tits that are real look like, they act all disgusted about it like it's a fucking deformity.

Okay, this is all the defending Gaga business I can handle. I digress.

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Okay. I came to D-Listed to see SOLELY what everyone here thought of her performance, because the Gagaloonies from another board are on the fucking warpath.

Anyway, I don't really feel like retyping everything I said because I'd be sitting here FOREVER, summarizing my response, but here's what I said on that other board:

I can't believe how many people are gullible enough to fall for this moron's act. And the only people convinced that she's unique? ARE BRAINWASHED BY BUBBLEGUM CULTURE. Yes, those of you pretending that you and your beloved icon are so above the influence of the media are all so full of bullshit, you make me want to throw up in my fucking mouth.

Apparently, none of you have ever seen Otep Shamaya, Grace Jones, Dale Bozzio, Bjork, or even Pink for that matter. This chick is a hybrid of these women's styles, and while it's okay to be inspired by another's fashion sense, I am so sick and fucking tired of hearing about how Gaga created her own trademarked fashion statement. No she didn't.

Just because she dresses "edgier" and more "shocking" (these terms I use loosely) doesn't separate her from the Britneys, Christinas, and Madonnas who preceded her so she can get off that soapbox about how "real" she's keeping it. At the end of the day, she looks like another half-naked bleached blonde bimbo albeit packaged slightly differently to attract an equally delusional audience of Hot Topic exclusive trendwhores who cream themselves over Twilight fanfiction and Deviant Art.

She's not "different" at all, and if she was, she wouldn't have to compromise her image by slutting it up. I hate how she pretends to be all dark and avant-garde but only as long as she gets to flaunt her body while doing it. People are so blinded by a slutty costume, they're actually convinced that she's "rebelling" against the norm with her "controversial" sexuality when in reality, all she's doing is conforming. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT'S EXPECTED OF YOUNG FEMALE MUSICIANS.

She has none of the proverbial "guts" for which she's always receiving unwarranted praise. Anyone who doesn't see looking and acting like a cocktease (like she does) as PR manipulation is fucking blind. God forbid the day that MTV support a female artist that is truly innovative, interesting, or quirky in case she doesn't wear a costume that isn't tight, blatantly sexual, or revealing enough. On a similar note, the S&M look is so fucking played out and overused by all the slutty pop stars...and yet, not one of them got it right. Leave it to Bettie Page, ladies.

Her music is hardly anything to write home about, when all of it revolves around shallow popular culture and innuendos. Because that's never happened in the history of the music industry before. No way, and that's why she dresses the way she does: to deflect from the fact that her music lacks any substance whatsoever and can easily be replaced by the workings of the next vacant pop star.

I actually liked her better (and admittedly I did like her a little) circa last year whenever the videos for Poker Face and Just Dance were released, because it didn't look half as pretentious and contrived.

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As weird as she may look the bitch actually has some real talent. She can sing well live and play a freaking instrument..imagine that! Have watched quite a few AMAZING live acoustic performances of hers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP8SrlbpJ5A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laIr_d0hFB8

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@ angel_i on

I didn't necessarily mean the people on this blog. It was a comment in general. A lot of people seem to think she is.

bornagainChristian's picture

Poster child for BIPOLAR DISEASE.

Sad.

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My fingers are totally protesting at typing this right now but i like the last out fit in the thumb nails. The space leotard or whatever it is.

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Submitted by Youri on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:00pm.

I love how everybody thinks Lady Gaga is the next messiah of pop music.
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Youri's picture

I love how everybody thinks Lady Gaga is the next messiah of pop music. She isn't. People better keep an eye on Beyonce. That is one smart lady. One who understands how to keep an audience interested. Lady Gaga will be a non subject in 2/3 years. You need to be more than a hype to last. Just ask Jennifer Lopez.

Meh, for some reason I don't mind her. She's silly and over the top, but she writes her own songs and I like when singers write their own songs. Plus she's fug, but tries to hide it behind all the costuming. I can't hate on someone who was probably teased as a kid.

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

z-listed's picture

Dumb bitch must have spent the whole night changing clothes. And someone needs to teach her how to shave her legs without slicing the skin right off the shinbone!

Easy Rider's picture

I like the look better when Sissy Spacek did it in Carrie.

starpoot's picture

I'd have more respect for her if she was purposely being ridiculous, but I honestly can't tell.

I wonder if Vadge had "words" with her backstage for doing a homage (i.e. ripping off) of her 1984 VMA "Like A Virgin" performance?

sunnydayz901's picture

I'm gonna need her to take the bird's nest off her face...I understand wanting to be different but this is ridiculous.

satanslilsunbeam's picture

If Dale Bozzio knocked up Jerri Blank from Strangers With Candy...Lady Gaga.

The good news is that she tries to cover up her fugly face in a lot of her outfits!

Dreadful teeth.

TheStraightMan's picture

Is it just me or is she looking more like a member of The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence every day?

If not, there is one vicous queen that chooses her costumes. 'No no no, you look great in that. Seriously. No, cover your face up..ALL OF IT! I SAID ALL OF IT!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GAgpf_5kUc

chola loca's picture

The black one with feathers looks like something Courtney Love would buy off Etsy.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Anyone notice her eyes in the main picture are going two different directions....

How long will it take for the general public to realize that ALL of these entertainers are head fucked??

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" I really don't understand why she had to be all bloody and hanging...like a....suicide victim?"

^^^^Yessssss....keep asking more questions....You're ALMOST there!!!!!!!!!

Kelly Ann's picture

I just feel bad for whoever was sitting behind her, that person was probably pissed they couldn't see behind all her stupid head pieces. And like she said she does this for "God and the gays"
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Well, don't feel bad. It was just Perez, and you know he felt incredibly honored to have his view obstructed by his beloved Tranny GaGa.

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Oh yeah. About the blood. I noticed she looked down and had to do something to make it start flowing. Haaaaaaa.

But the blood in the eye? Damn. I guess they did it while she was lying down and "crying". I used to work in a haunted house and had to wear blood on my body, but I also had to put some red blood coloring in my eye and, believe me, that shit burns. I really don't understand why she had to be all bloody and hanging...like a....suicide victim?

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anony54321's picture

she is a talentless bjork wannabe.

god, what an ass.

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she is a talentless bjork wannabe.

god, what an ass.

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she is a talentless bjork wannabe.

god, what an ass.

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RE-FUCKING-DICKULUS

Submitted by rebanndel on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 2:33pm.
This Bitch! She's a fucking joke to the music and fashion industry. She looks like a retard. Wait...that was offensive to all retards and I apologize.

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stake_spike's picture

Well at least she's original, unlike those other twats. I've gotten over her Upper East Side rich kid trying to play dress up persona, however hanging out with Perez cannot be forgiven. And what the fuck is with the red outfit?

Beth4's picture

That is one fugly bitch. And the clothes...no words. She definitely has attentionwhoreitis bad.

StewieGriffin's picture

Her music is so bland and disposable that she has to rip off everything from 70s Glam Rock to Goldfrapp to get attention. Luckily she'll fade into obscurity by this time next year and we won't have to look at her annoying fat ass anymore.

lovethejared's picture

catholic school always does that to people...forever proving how cool they are and not afraid of the almighty lord....what a snooze...rich spoiled brat...gagag on that

anon's picture

was she ever overweight or pregnant? why does she have stretch marks on her thighs and saggy boobs, she is too young for that...

moosh's picture

at least she has balls to wear that crap... anything to detract from the face...

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mimi's picture

hahah in the picture above she looks like topogigio

Tamzin's picture

She hangs out with Perez Hilton....that alone shows how tasteless and tacky she is.

mimi's picture

omg that bitch scares me!!!
tell me about her performance,,, what a shit.
she looks like she was drunk or on crack in that moment!!