Monday, September 14th 2009

She By Sheree At New York City Fashion Week

It took her long enough, but the check bouncing queen of The Real Housewives of Atlanta finally hit NYC Fashion Week and showed a line of actual clothes. Now, before you fart about how Sheree doesn't know dick about fashion, you should know that she spent about 25-minutes sketching these creations herself on Fashion Plates. BAM. Who gonna check me boo?

But unfortunately, it looks like Shit By Sheree is tardy to the trend party, because half of these clothes could have been found discarded on the dressing room floor of a Wet Seal in 2002. Cut to Dwight clutching his pearl necklace (sexy) and cooing, "How dreeeeeeaaadful."

P.S. - Yes, that is Sheena, the flexible hoochie, from ANTM in thumbnail #4. How did Sheree afford her? Hopefully, Sheena knows all about Sheree's trampoline checks and made the dude pay her in cash.

Posted by: Michael K


These clothes are a "HOTMESS"! What was she thinking. This is not her calling. If she wants to become rich, she better find another job! BAD, BAD, BAD.
Oh, by the way Jeff, Wal-mart have a better quality of clothes than this. Those clothes BY SHE BY SHEREE are just horrible.
WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Where did she get those models from? They all look very angry. They are probably upset they had to wear those clothes.

blaaaake's picture

those pieces she was upset about from last season look better than this mess.

I think this is real fun and the most superb fashion show. Fashion accessories including replica handbags are just becoming very popular and New York fashion week is just fabulous.

Haha, that fabric looks like the kind of cheap crap they use for fanmade cosplay outfits and Halloween costumes.

The shoulders on her dress haven't been tailored to fit her size....how fashionable....

Ace Swizzle's picture

I hope that both sheree and lisa learn an important lesson from their respective disasters in fashion (frills, lisa? really? you're cool with that?), which is just because you wear chanel doesn't mean your ass is the next karl lagerfeld. Not only would he slap you for such a proposition (because he's a straight up thug in the best way), he actually paid the cost to be the boss.

Also, I looked at this line an thought it was like a slutty version of the craft, but shittier than the fashion in the craft. And, she thought this was cool? Sherea (not sheree) needs to get her game in line.

Neither Trashy nor Classy.

yucko's picture

Fashion plates! I would have never remembered those had you not mentioned them--but I loved them! I wonder what ever happened to the ones I had.

scisan60's picture

Did Stevie Wonder hem these fashions?

scisan60's picture

Was Sheree going for an homage to the 80's? Specifically the Jacklyn Smith of Kmart collection. Every design is so gloriously bad that it dares to spit in Mohagany's final runway...anyone remember the Chinese modern of the finale?

z-listed's picture

These clothes should have stayed in her imagination! And after she criticized Lisa's collection for being bad!

Don't get me wrong, Lisa's collection WAS bad, and this belongs in Wal-Mart, right next to it!

Submitted by novy107 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:32pm.

I used to work at Zara in SoHo and sheree came in the summer before this one hot off of her "success" of housewives. She picked out a bunch of shit prbly about 800 dollars and you guessed it credit card DECLINED! She laughed it off and said she'd come back tomorrow, never showed
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Now THAT is fucking hilarious. The clothes just look so bad. The workmanship doesn't look that great. Or the fact that the clothes don't fit is so blatantly obvious that makes it so bad.

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I used to work at Zara in SoHo and sheree came in the summer before this one hot off of her "success" of housewives. She picked out a bunch of shit prbly about 800 dollars and you guessed it credit card DECLINED! She laughed it off and said she'd come back tomorrow, never showed

Jezzy's picture

Those shoes did her calves no favors..or maybe she's trying to spark a pregnancy rumor/drama. and the clothes she designed are spectacularly awful, I've seen hobo's with better dress sense.

I've been mistaken for a responsible adult

Oh. Hell. No. Her show got cancelled???? That's the kind of drama I wanna see! Sheree getting her mega-bitch on.

Auntie Mame's picture

Hey, Sheree! What happened to all the Tiffany jewelry you were supossed to be adorned with? I guess it is still in the trunk of the Maybach.

EPIC FAIL!

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

ladystink's picture

Seems like Halloween comes earlier every year. Is that Sheree, or Sister Mary Hagness? It looks like she hired those models from the Atlanta try-out after all. Mixing 80's fabrics with 90's styles - genius! Please post the video of Sheree arriving in her Maybach, er subway train.

peopleperson's picture

Oh Gawd. That is horrible!!!

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madam ex's picture

damn talk about plain and simple, they are dreadful.

lifeislikecake's picture

Shit by Sheree. Why the hell didn't I think of that

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CollinK's picture

I'm pretty sure Lindsay Wagner was working that jumpsuit in the Bionic Woman in 1976.

Hey, Lindsay should be a Hot Slut of the Day. She's still hot and sometimes, when no one is watching, I run in slow motion.

Whatever's picture

Tacky looking clothes that have all been made before.

OMG I absolutely HATE this she-man!! I almost hate her as much as Kelly Bensimon, and I didn't think that was possible. She is just a humorless, narcissist who doesn't give a shit about anyone but herself. She is not a designer and her clothes are crap!!

Meeshie's picture

I want to hear more info on why this cunt's "show" was cancelled during Fashion Week! Someone do tell!

sophie_003's picture

Sheree= WORST part of the RHOA. She is not a designer or remotely fashionable in any sense of the word. Fail with a capital F you beak nosed bitch!!
Reference to fashion plates totally made my day....that was one of my favorite toys as a kid!
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govt_cheese's picture

C'mon, horz - she's using tranny models. What's nicer than that? Except they're modeling the most fug clothes I've seen since Bouncy's last concert stills .... that is kinda like cruelty to animals. Ok, so maybe she's not so nice. And if she's using tranny models - where's Kim Kolchak, or Zolchak, or whatever her name is?

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I need more cowbell's picture

Shit by sheree-loving it! I wish I could have seen that tired bitch's face when she read that. Who on earth stitches this crap for her? It looks like it's made by the same people who sew that fake Gucci crap on the Crunk website.

cprincess's picture

"Shit By Sheree is tardy to the trend party, because half of these clothes could have been found discarded on the dressing room floor of a Wet Seal in 2002."

Oh MK -you are too fucking much!!!!

The thing about Sherree is that she looks like she has zero sense of humour-thats why Im with Mah Boo Anderson and love Ne Ne....
BTY- wasnt 'Tardy to the Party' number 2 trillion on the Billboard 100 last week?

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kat's picture

Fashion Plates!!!!! OMG blast from the past.
I loved that shit!

Coffey's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:12pm.
sheree comes off soooooo bitchy/cunty on the show with her "i'm a diva/fabulous women" act...uuggghh she is so unlikeable....
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... And don't got a pot to piss in, and almost didn't have a window to throw it out of. Part of Atlanta's Elite my ass. She slums and hustles just like the rest of the other hoodrat trash who think they're uppercrust.

"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"

sheree comes off soooooo bitchy/cunty on the show with her "i'm a diva/fabulous women" act...uuggghh she is so unlikeable....

Reeter's picture

Nene and Dwight are the best on that show.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Man, i hope this is just the way she s posing and she`s not really that bow-legged. Her shit sucks and Lisa`s did, too . Dwight would smoke them both, waxface and all... Love Dwight!!

Coffey's picture

This non-sewing skeezer had the nerve to side-eye Lisa's collection on last week's show?? Bish por favor!

This looks like the shit that was advertised on the mannequins at Claires LAST SEASON.

"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"

Lillianne's picture

Sheree is wearing Wicked Witch of the West's dress from when she stole Toto.

Bitch is too dumb to even consider how fabric works w/ particular cuts of clothing. Everyone thinks they can be a designer nowadays. It takes more than feeling confident about dressing your own body to be one.

angel_i's picture

And did someone tell them to look miserable - or are they just miserable? It's hard to tell.

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angel_i's picture

OMG I thought this was just a Real Housewives lineup. This ain't fashion! In fashion they don't go out of their way to make the models look ugly.

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SpiceDong's picture

Even from here I can tell how poorly made these clothes are...aside from how unoriginal and stale her designs are...she would be voted off Project Runway in 2 seconds flat...and that is if she even makes it past the casting call for the show...how she was able to buy her place into Fashion Week I will never know...but perhaps Bravo footed the bill to show this shit on future episodes of that Broke Whores of Atlanta Show.

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mike's picture

Doesn't this trick also claim to be around 40 year old??

The C word's picture

I don't think House of Dereon has anything to worry about.

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Absolute shit, all of it. I'm old enough to remember when NYC Fashion Week was about designers and not reality show trash trying to start careers in fashion because someone at the Quik-E Mart told them they liked their style. The exception being Project Runway participants.

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hambletta's picture

it's like the 1980s never happened and she thinks this is new. prostitutes wouldn't wipe their dampspots this this crapperooney.
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Submitted by Flatsy
Looks like Prince in the yellow dress in thumbnail 5.
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Prince is way prettier.

The girl in the blue skirt looks like an angrier, sluttier (if that's possible) version of Drew Barrymore. Therefore, I'll take one!

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AAH! Fashion Plates!! I used to sit there for hours colouring in those tacky 80s styles.

Sigh.... the 80s

Auntie Mame's picture

Dwight is right. DREADFUL. Even the bargin basement models look suicidal in these clothes. She is kidding, right? I bet there are better designed and sewn clothes in a freshman class of a matchbook cover design school.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

What in gay hell? That yellow thing looks like a damn bath towel. And those shoes that Sheree is wearing are just beyond words.

walker's picture

Cut to Dwight clutching his pearl necklace (sexy) and cooing, "How dreeeeeeaaadful."

LMAO :D I love that guy! And he looks so gorgeous in sky high heels!

January72's picture

Fashion Plates! I had those, they were the coolest. Memories ...

Flatsy's picture

Looks like Prince in the yellow dress in thumbnail 5.

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madam s.'s picture

Those girls all look like they've been on a Jersey club-hopping bender for weeks and were picked up in bulk for the show in some parking lot at 4 am.

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