Open Post: Hosted By Sly Stallone
Maybe Sylvester Stallone's eyebrows and his hairline (is that a lacefront?) have been in a long-distance relationship for a while now and are looking to finally be together. Just a few more lifts and his eyebrows will soon be making out with his hairline. Don't you love a good love story?
Anyway, people are talking about Sly Stallone's Mickey Rourke-like mug (complete with lift scars) which he showed off at the Venice Film Festival the other day. Yes, it looks like Sly's plastic surgeon operated with his feet, but Sly is just trying to look his gorgeously stunning mother Jackie. Do you blame him? LOOK AT HER BEAUTIFUL FACE (Warning: Don't if you are currently suffering from stomach issues). Who wouldn't want to look like a fully-embalmed Michael Meyers?
Getty, Wireimage, Bauer Griffin
Normally I draw the line when it comes to snappin on people's mammas, but God.....Damn....
Recently,I found a very interesting place
___sugarscupid.com_______.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it
out!!!
He's looking more and more like his madre as he get's older!
YIKES!
he sort of looks like Robert Downey Jr
He looks ridiculous.
Holy Plastic Surgery!
I'm sorry, he looks kind of hot in thumbnails 2 and 4. (runs and hides)
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Quiet, pungent, bright, lively, gentle, thoughtful, confident, optimistic, positive, introverted, Westernstyle,shy,reckless, willful, and politely, steady,Light Lovely,Pure ,Sensible lively, inward;Gentle,rough,Mature,naive,Stable,sincere,independent,dependent, self-willed, conceited, humor, steady frivolous, impulsive, strong, weak, childish, …………
Where is the inspiration come from?
http://www.Sugarloves.Com better understanding of woman
Fuck fuck fuck. It's not like I didn't have the day from hell at work and my second cocktail isn't kicking in yet but here's this fucked up photo of Silly Stallone and his paste-on goatee from "The Lighter Side" catalog collection. I thought he was dead or something equally useful. I want pretty pictures when I come home in an ugly mood. Damn it anyway.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
RIP Patrick Swayze.
I think I will go home and play my Dirty Dancing tape from 1987 in your memory :(
Now I officially have the sads.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Even the AP is reporting it. The summer of death continues.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
Ah, Patrick Swayze in "North and South," the mid-80s. Sweet, sweet memories.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Don't hate on Rambo, man. He saves dudes.
PATRICK SWAYZE IS DEAD (well according to sfgate.com)
watcha doin JustJack? I'm thinkin of taking a lil nap. It's been a day.
Coma Caca!!
Damn, Sly, lay off the plastic surgery: you've got juvenile flounder face, which methinks means you've gone too far with that ish.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
Hi Chirio,
Iam awake now!
WAKE UP JustJack!!
Tickles JJack with a feather
Coma Caca!!
*yawns*
Is he auditioning for the part of Satan?
What the footlong fuck did he do to his face?
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!
@Mrs. Patrick Campbell:
Not bad. Who is Sly's plastic surgeon?
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Dr. Arnold Klein: The Jackson Family plastic surgeon...that would be my guess!
Not bad. Who is Sly's plastic surgeon?
i love that the kanye/taylor swift thing made it to cnn (with a debate--it's been going on 5+++ minutes)...yep those are the hard hitting journalistic worthy stories going on in the world...
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:47pm.
Night horz
Going to sob in my beer at some run-down shit hole, while picking up random dude for fuck buddy times.
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this phrase pretty much sums up my entire 20's...
back!! had a stupid ass meeting OFCOURSE!
Next time ima decline meetings unless they reply with "YES WE KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE"
Sorry for the Kanye..ism
Coma Caca!!
@arochom:
I think he looks pretty good for a sextagenarian.
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Hmmm...maybe you're right!
He kind of looks like Al Pacino from The Devil's Advocate.
I think he looks pretty good for a sextagenarian.
He looks older than his mother!
That can't be good.
*Side eyes MB for stinking up the thread*
Submitted by Silvara0428
Going to sob in my beer at some run-down shit hole, while picking up random dude for fuck buddy times.
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*drenches self in Axe body spray*
*checks list of run-down shit holes*
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Over-thinking, over-analyzing separates the body from the mind...
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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:38pm.
well,I only have two, but one I don't see that much.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Night horz
Going to sob in my beer at some run-down shit hole, while picking up random dude for fuck buddy times.
*i'm so kidding*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
*throws glitter*
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:39pm.
*Falls down and assumes baton position*
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Oh, alright, you big damn baby...
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:39pm.
*Falls down and assumes baton position*
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:38pm.
*Smiles and winks*
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:35pm.
Hangover + work = unhappiness
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*yells in JJack's ear*
WELCOME TO MY WORLD EVERY DAY!!!!!!
*jumps on her back and rides her out to go smoke*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
JustJack on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:35pm.
*passes a shot under the table*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:30pm.
smurf
yeah, I have fuck buddies. the best. you get some and don't have to take any shit off anyone. okay, bye! and go back to your life.
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I only have one, I am jelly.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:32pm.
I wanna see that movie, but I'm a broke ho.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 3:34pm.
LOL @ sick fuckers!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
why you guys keep talking about the things I want??
Sex AND cigarretes??? K'mon is beeen 6 weeks since I smoke and longer :( for sex and I need one or the other, I don't see any of them happening, I Think I need to go buy a drink now.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Hangover + work = unhappiness
*sticks head in*
*not like that, sick fucks*
*gets skeered*
*leaves quietly*
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Submitted by MissJaneTexas
@ mb. - sooooo not even close to the same thing. One will Always be preferred over the other....
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Oh, I don't know about that. They've made surprising advances in plastic technology in the last 5 years. Take my Sexbot for example...
Speaking of sexbots, anyone going to see "Surrogates" with Bruce Willis? It looks pretty damn cool.
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Over-thinking, over-analyzing separates the body from the mind...
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smurf
yeah, I have fuck buddies. the best. you get some and don't have to take any shit off anyone. okay, bye! and go back to your life.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
I have to get out of this office before I rampage. Be back in a bit.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Yes I have a hot British coworker but he is like 21 and I'm basically his boss. I shouldn't have said anything....I'm sure my it dept is writing me up for sexual harrassment...but you fuckers got me all riled up. *stomps off with Stoney*
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...