Dear Kanye, Step Away From Your MacBook Air

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:07pm.
Actyally Taylor ended up being just fine...the only thing Kanye managed to take away was any fans that he might have had left.

Dipshit fan here. I love his music, and I even excused some of douchier behavior. I'm holding a mirror to other fans, of some artists higher on the food chain, have behaved far shittier and FAR more irresponsible. Judge not lest ye be judged, blahblahblah.

The media is already sending Kanye a year's supply of forks for his crow. IMHO, Chris Brown deserves a bigger and far worse kick to the curb. Taylor's a big girl, she got plenty of props and attention. This is between 'Ye and Swift, karma's a bitch, yo.

'Ye is right, he needs to duck down and grow the fuck up.

~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~

His mother would've been so proud of him bullying a 17 year old country girl. He's a bad-ass big man.

kanye seems paranoid about racism period.

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out!!!

His "apologies" are those of someone who got caught and needs to backtrack now to keep whatever he thought he had in the first place. Insincere douchbag and I hope he goes away for a long time, gets some help, whatever, as long as he's quiet.

Well, even the President commented on Kanye. Obama calls him a "jackass" during some off the record interview. http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0909/did_obama_call_kanye_a_jackas...

Kanye... your shit sandwich is ready.. eat up, dick! i'm sure this will do NOTHING to his earning or lifestyle... hopefully this will prove to at least one of the dipshit fans of his that he's an idiot.... geezus, i hate new "music"

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So, this impressed me:
[Taylor] also became the youngest staff songwriter ever hired by the Sony/ATV Tree publishing house at 14.

But did you know that Kanye's Dad was a Black Panther? I dunno but that explains a lot to me.

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This was like Kayne dumping pig's blood on her, and everyone laughing(cut to Beyonce). Bitch should of went into full Carrie mode, locked down that entire show, and let their asses have it.

Kanye is just another dumbfuck, who's ego is too large, It's been a bad weekend for Nigga's no wonder many people still think most of these black celeb's are desecendants from stupid genes.
I think Kanye West is the dumbest MF of them all, "George Bush doesn't like Black people" If that's true then you're the reason why, Kanye!

"Meet The Parents"?
This dude sure has issues and needs to take his meds instead of booze.

Gay Fish-Trey Parker

I've been so lonely girl, I've been so sad and down Couldn't understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)

(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish
(It's alright girl) makin' love to other gay fish

All those lonely nights at the grocery store
In the frozen fish aisle feelin' like a whore
Cause I wasn't being true Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I'm a gay fish (gay fish)

(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
(Now I'm where I belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I'd take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)

Mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
(Yeah now I'm where I belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish

I really get around I'm the slut of the sea
When I say I've got crabs I mean it literally
I was eating dinner and just had to go down on that Mackerel on the dish
Cause I'm the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)

Mother fuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) Goin' on a gay fish
Yeah now I'm where I belong girl

But I gotta settle down I can't be a whore
I ain't gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I've found me a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)

(Gay fish yo) motherfuckin' gay fish
(I'm a fish yo) goin' on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I'm where I belong girl) makin' love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)
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"I really think I'm borderline and not too drunk."

HE IS SERIOUSLY MENTALLY ILL.

AND REALLY STUPID. HIS IQ IS IN THE SINGE DIGIT.

I just saw Kanye on Jay Leno's show. He appeared to be genuinely sorry. He said he's gonna take some time off because he never dealt with the grief of his mother's death. He also said he wasn't using that as an excuse, he's totally wrong. Why am I typing all of this? Does it matter? I'm baking a frozen pizza. I don't have any parmesan cheese. That's disappointing.

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South Park needs to make another buttfuck of Kanye West, stat. This uppity dumbass has no filter between the piece of shit that is his brain and the cockrest that is his mouth.

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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Submitted by applehead on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:04pm.

You may be on to something...on MTV's website they have and interview after w/Taylor and apparently the told her

"You know, they told me to be ready just in case she might want to say something," Swift explained.

How would they know that Beyonce might want to say something?
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From what I read, they told her that AFTER the Kanye incident and BEFORE the next award Beyonce was up for. As any good showbiz-bullshit-handler would know, Beyonce would want to distance herself from this. Besides, MTV probably worked out the second incident with Beyonce's handlers. That was the only set-up of the evening. Kanye truly is a douche, but the only class act Beyonce is capable of is one that someone else told her to perform.

I only wish she fell down the stairs afterwards like she tends to do onstage.

Actyally Taylor ended up being just fine...the only thing Kanye managed to take away was any fans that he might have had left.

I don't buy it. Kanye West it still a douche bag. I'm already sick of hearing about him. We need something new to talk about. Britney meltdown anyone?

taylor may be a lot of things, but she's not a disney girl.

i keep reading about how she's a disney whore and was super confused. but a quick search turned those thoughts out to be false, just like i was thinking.

please don't insult someone like that!

Classic if Taylor had given Kanye a swift kick in the box.

I dunno, kiddies. This still feels like an act to me. Not saying Kanye isn't capable of such douchebaggery,he absolutely is, but I believe this was an attempt to stay in the news. Really, when's the last time you heard of Beyonce doing something nice?

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I'm sure Kanye felt it was his "duty" to run his ass up there and call the voters on their "bad" choice. This idiot is a repeat offender - he's done this before but this was the worst display yet. When "explaining" one of his earlier outbursts, he said that music award shows were like sports to him - he has his favorite team and if he disagrees with a call, he's gonna shout about it. He can blame alcohol all he wants - not buying it. His behavior is almost always out of order and he's never needed booze for that.

YES !!!! kanye has truly made it because JANE VELEZ MITCHELL is yelling/ranting about him as i type this...

The more I think about this, I don't think Kanye expected this to backfire on him. I think he probably expected people to praise him for getting up on stage and praising Beyonce. Instead, they are calling him out on his rudeness and arrogance. I hope he was scared shitless today. I hope this ruins his career, too. I would say I would stop listening to his music, but I never listened to that crap to begin with.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

He's truly the most despicable "human" I've ever seen. Is he missing a chromosome? That's a serious question.

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I like living this way. I like loving this way.

This was NO set up, Kanye has done this shit before, he's a total douchebag as a person, I like his music and he's very talented in that area, but as a human being, he's evil. He will get his, I dont know how and when, but it will come back to his ass. Maybe it has when his mother died. Karma doesnt sleep.

I agree with the person who said that there is too much bad press for this to be a set up. How would that benefit Kanye? People are now threatening to stop buying his records and videos. I also don't see how MTV benefits out of that.

I also don't think that MTV would condone embarassing a 19 year girl in front of everybody. I don't think that "you don't deserve this, beyonce does" is a funny joke, even if it was meant to get publicity.

It's totally different than the Bruno/Eminem set up.

Sorry hookers I'm to lazy to google anything. what did Pink say? she is all kind of awesomes.

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Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:57pm.
It's a shame Pink didn't get her hands on him, that would have been awesome.
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Damn that would have been awesome. She'd be all gritted teeth and flying fists, he'd be balled up like a peemie, begging his body guards for help.

Yeah, Kuntye knows who to pick on. Real classy bitch he is.

Kanye stole a once in a lifetime moment from a teenager, and for that he shouldn't be let off the hook. Not ever.
It's a shame Pink didn't get her hands on him, that would have been awesome.

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Shittake happens...

I think whoever won the award for best video was prepared by the producers to do exactly what Beyonce did. Taylor has already said she was told to wait in the wings at the end. Although I have trouble seeing Gaga give up her own moment, lol.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Why are you dissing me Wonky? All I am saying is get a little perspective. Its a FAKE awards show, it always has been. The winners are hand picked by MTV. In the past for instance videos that are two weeks old have won because the artists parent company spends a lot of money. There is no acadamy of video music peers awarding this to Taylor. The VMAs used to be a big party. Now people wear freaking designer gowns. Plus its a rock show. Why is Taylor even there? So she can sing about high school?

I think its you who needs to grow up since you are concerned about the sincerity of his apology. Who cares if he is sincere. Its all blown totally out of porportion.

And the big winner is Taylor. She is getting love from people aside from her fanbase of tweens and teabaggers.

Yeah Apple -

we'll wait a few hours and see what breaks - this is either a drunken asshole shooting himself in the foot, or a drunken asshole shooting himself in the foot (with someone helping him take aim). If he had "help", by now he's realized that this was dumb and he will not go down alone. If he did this all on his own - so much the better - he's just committed social suicide, and we will all be better off w/o his fuckery/

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

If at first you don't succeed, fail and fail again.

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Celebs are normal people, minus reason and accountability...

to quote the illustrious poet, "this week it's the floor/ next week it's the fries."

He'll be a waitress in two weeks. *yawn

I always hated that smack-bag.

He had far too much ego and not any "talent" (*cough)

If it were a set up, this girlie mon would be shouting from the roof top that MTV put him up to it...there's too much bad press for him to keep the "set up" under wraps

Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:12pm.
GayFish might have written the first nonsensical bullshit, but he didn't write this
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If you think that's bad, Lil Mama, or whatever her name apology was CLEARLY written by someone else...proper English was used

absolutely - Kanye would never have the smarts to set this up....but he might be dumb enough (and egoistic) to go along with it...

can't hurt to speculate....

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

to "Justin Credible"

i think yu need to grow up, along with kanye west.

Kanye is major douchebag, plain and simple. He needs to just STFU and go far away.
Kelly Clarkson had a good response when she asked him "What happened to you as a child? Did you not get hugged enough?" And Pink's response was one of the best.
And to those of you that keep harping it was all staged....really? Are you serious? This is Kanye we're talking about. He doesn't have the intelligence to set up something like this. Some of you people need some serious reading comprehension lessons. Re-read the entire interview with Taylor, not on MTV's site but on other websites that are posting the interview in it's entirety.

Aerial and Justin have a solid point - could this whole mess have been staged????Quite possibly - in this consumer-centric world, very little is left to chance. This may have been one of those "wardrobe malfunction" events that tried to shock and tittilate, but really just annoyed - unless anger was what they (the suits) were after. I never really thought about this, but now my paranoia is showing...maybe we were conned...(wouldn't be the first time).

If this is the case, then Kanye is the sacrificial goat (and a double-idiot). Maybe the suits knew that the public was growing tired of him, and they threw him under the bus...

oh - this will make me crazy, but really - who walks asround with a bottle of Hennesey???

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

Drink some kool aid & shut up, Miss West.

Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.

Kanye missed the point of Meet the Parents. Ben Stiller's character never deliberatly fucked up anything. He did. Of course, in his childlike mind, he was doing something "good" for Beyonce, but that's not how the world works.

And if this was a publicity stunt, I don't how it would help Kanye sell records. It would help MTV, maybe, because people would go look up the clip and talk about it on their site.

i really dont like him...hes apology was not sincere, and i dont no why he always feels the need to make everything revolve around him.

It's a shame that it was Kanye's mom that died and not him.

I agree that there was nothing saintly about what Beyonce did either. Her handlers did a good job of telling her what to do.

Best video...yah...whatever it's this guy that made it famous....and he's a way better dancer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGemjUvafBw&feature=related

GayFish might have written the first nonsensical bullshit, but he didn't write this. The untalented egomaniacal asshole douchebag should do everyone a favor and disappear.

Kanye, how could you be so fucking heartless you stupid auto tune singing bitch.

dear kanye. you are insecure.