Monday, September 14th 2009
Chuck Bass, What Did You Do?!!!!
There are some tattoos that you just want to lick and rub your nipples on (ADMIT IT). And there are some that you just want to hiss at and throw holy water at it. Ed Westwick's new tattoos fall under the latter category.
Ed posted pictures of two ENORMOUS ink skidmarks he got on each arm. One is a feather, which I'm guessing means he's light as feather (gay) and stiff as a board (always horny for peen). The other tattoo is a half-nekkid pin-up which is Ed's way of saying "I LOVES VAGINAZ." Yup, doesn't work. Especially when the look on his face is saying, "PUT A DICK ON MY FOREHEAD."
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those are the ugliest tattoos I've ever seen. Amy Winehouse has those same tattoos, but better. loser. I'll bet he got "EXIT ONLY" tattooed on his ass too.
I know where the feather is from!
I think it's got something to do with that eye rape of a movie he's in, S.Darko.
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the makeup artists at Gossip Girl are gonna hate him...well unless he wears long sleeves.
either way..why!!
Light as a feather, stiff as a board? Now you have done it. You have knocked me back to 1980. All I need now is my hemostat with the feathers hanging off it and my Pat Benatar album.
This asshole should start boning Megan Fox, provided he gets it up for chicks. They can start a club. "Retards with Ugly Tattoos that were acquired for Stupid Reasons".
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Submitted by yucko on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:47pm.
My mom had/has this rose tattoo on her back--I don't really care. But then recently she got another tattoo with my stepfather, yet another rose on her arm. I really lament this because, for an almost-50-year-old woman, my mom really has beautiful arms. She also wears sleeveless things a lot. And the tattoo is pretty good, but not beautiful enough to warrant ruining her arm over. My stepfather, the dumbass, got a DRAGON tattoo on his arm.
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why do ppl get DRAGON's?? haha great post btw.
haha! hiss and throw holy water at!!lol
My mom had/has this rose tattoo on her back--I don't really care. But then recently she got another tattoo with my stepfather, yet another rose on her arm. I really lament this because, for an almost-50-year-old woman, my mom really has beautiful arms. She also wears sleeveless things a lot. And the tattoo is pretty good, but not beautiful enough to warrant ruining her arm over. My stepfather, the dumbass, got a DRAGON tattoo on his arm.
Those tats are ugly.
And he's ugly.
I wanted to get tats, but when little twits like this makes me just say no.
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When I think about tattoos and human history, I think about Ötzi the Iceman. His body had 57 carbon tattoos. I don't remember why he had them or what they were of, but we've been marking our bodies for thousands of years for a multitude of reasons. To call someone you don't know "trashy" just because of body ink seems highly judgmental and myopic.
OMG! I thought Chuck Bass was a real person all this time! I thought he was friends with Ed Westwick. Well, I know better now - I had to know more about those icky tattoos. Cuz there's lots of weird shit scribbled all over his body:
Ed said: "I'm a big fan of Elvis, man. I got 'Heartbreak Hotel' tattooed on my chest. Yeah, and I've got '21 Grams,' 'Love Me Two Times,' the song by the Doors. I have 'You Make Me Feel Like the One' across my shoulder."
The 21-year-old actor also has 'I Heart Romance' emblazoned on his forearm, and revealed he got the inspiration for the tattoo from an unusual place.
He said: "I saw it in a bathroom stall in a bar in Brooklyn. I thought it was cool, so I got it.
"I plan to get way more - they're addictive. Get one. You'll never look back. Live fast, die young. Be a good-looking corpse. Leave a good-looking tattoo."
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"PUT A DICK ON MY FOREHEAD."
ummm... I thought you were talking about Ed Westwick's tattoo story, not mine.
I Think tats should have some meaning if your going to stick it on your body forever. But what could a chick showing boobs and a feather possibly mean besides "hi i'm trying to look masculine by showing every one my pain tolerance"
Perhaps he should just work out a little and stop pulling that face like he wants cock in his mouth.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
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I don't care what anyone says, certain things mark you as low class, tattoos and bad grammar are two of them.
That feather tat is the fugliest thing I've ever seen, and I've seen Ed Westwick's face.
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My mom is still trying to get my dad out of the bathroom.
Maybe not as dumb as he looks, he figured out a way to get out of dieting. Now they won't ever ask him to take his top off for his stupid show.
One question - Why did he get Wino's nekkid lady tattoo?
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:17pm.
Thank you. I only have the one, but I don't think I'm trashy. Although I'm sure some would disagree. For example, my mother. :)
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My mom used to think they were trashy, too. Then when she turned 60, guess who called me from the tattoo parlor all excited about her first tattoo?
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:54pm.
I hate tatoos, but I never think those who have them are trashy or weird.
To each their own....
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Thank you. I only have the one, but I don't think I'm trashy. Although I'm sure some would disagree. For example, my mother. :)
Submitted by Shorty on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:14pm.
Funny, the older I get the less I want to judge people.
The only "normal" people are the one's you don't know very well.
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Amen, Shorty.
Donno' that guy.
I hate tatoos, but I never think those who have them are trashy or weird.
To each their own....
I wonder how irritating it must be to be a director and have to cover up that shit all the time.
We have these Turkey Vultures around here that drop feathers like that on our property.
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Urban Dictionary:
1. feather dick
a small version of the male reproductive organ, usually comparable to that of an infant.
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Submitted by Chirio on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:20pm.
A feathered penis. wow.
I think, It meas he is ticklish sp?
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It says "she's a pin up"...genius!
What's that other jailhouse looking, bullshittin' menagerie he has on his arm??
I mean I have a couple of small tatts, but I put some thought into it.
This looks dreadful and random and I DON'T like the way he's trying to give fever in that first pic. Not sexy boo.
"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"
A feathered penis. wow.
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omg, these are hideous. i do think it's very possible to get a tasteful tattoo granted that size, placement and of course, whatever the image, are considered carefully. Um...that does not apply to either of these messes.
Wtf is he going to do if he wants a role that doesn't require a giant quill or nudie lady on his arms? You know his douchey friends cosigned this and are now laughing their asses off.
Back around 2000, when all the middle-aged white collar dudes starting buying Harleys, I saw a LOT of them getting tats. These were married family men with $300,000+ homes who were just following their heart.
Funny, the older I get the less I want to judge people.
The only "normal" people are the one's you don't know very well.
And as far as tattoos only being on the lowest fringes of society, or whatever you said, you would be surprised at how many doctors and PhDs have them. Chemists, biologists, professors, etc.
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Yes and generally these are the people who were geeks in school and decide to get a tattoo later in life to show just how "cool" they are.
Shorty, I graduated college Magna cum Laude. I did brain research at Wash. Univ. Med School in St. Louis. I don't consider myself low fringe. I have three tattoos. I'm also married to a man who is nowhere near being low fringe, and we certainly don't live the low fringe lifestyle. Some people just can't embrace people with tattoos (or piercings, or weird hairstyles, etc.) I've tried to teach my kids to look past how a person appears. It's not how the person looks that matters, it what's inside that counts.
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Floats like a feather, stings when he pees.
*looks down at own tat, shrugs*
Word shandi~ My doctor has a nice tat.
My DH's co-worker designed his tat in memory of a friend who died.
OMG - "Lite as a feather - stiff as a board"...just brought me a slumber party flashback of a bunch of girls drinking Strawberry Boons Farm Wine...Levitating...and making prank calls...
Big tattoos are disgusting. Those take up his whole arms. Gross!
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What does it say over the pin up lady? Only two words are freshly tattooed. It looks like _______ Polly. What ?????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
looks like the perfect size dildo on the back of his arm...what an asshole
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
There is no such thing as a classy or sophisticated tattoo no matter the level of artistry required to draw those things. Putting ink on your skin is just trashy by default.
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Your opinion, dude. And as far as tattoos only being on the lowest fringes of society, or whatever you said, you would be surprised at how many doctors and PhDs have them. Chemists, biologists, professors, etc.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
That feather is just AWFUL! WTF???
Years ago, when I tournment fished and didn't want to wear my wedding ring on the boat, I considered getting a ring tattoo on my finger. After I heard how fucking BAD it hurts to do that, I decided to just use a Sharpie to draw one on for the weekends!
My dad has an arm tat that says Cheri-claims he got it in Vietnam and has no memory of the event. For the first few years of his marriage he wore a Band-Aid over it!
My DH said he would get a 'tribal' arm band, but wants it high enough to wear short sleeves and it not be seen. I said "WHAT is the fucking point of THAT?!?!"
Mid-life crisis, I'm guessing.
Is it an homage to the French tickler he uses on Chace? And is the pin-up what he would look like if he waxed the chest hair?
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Does that really say "She's a pinup"?
Submitted by Jayda on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:10pm.
Most white guys when they get feather tattoos say it's in homage to their "Native American" heritage. But this guy is British?
It's in homage to the quill pen.