Salt Water Taffy Face

Okay, take a hold of one side of Julia Stiles face and I'll take the other side and then we'll both start walking far away and see how far it stretches. I'm sure we can go for miles and then we'll let go and hopefully she'll explode into a million delicious salt water taffy pieces!

Julia Stiles is seen here last night at the Children of Men screening in NYC. Is she in that movie? Ugh, I hope not...because everytime I see her on screen I just want to take her nose pull it so all the snot in her face falls out. You know she has a lot of it. She has Kiki Dunst syndrome, bland and annoying.

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