Thursday, September 17th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson (58)
Jennifer Pena (26)
Wade Robson (27)
Constantine Mouralis (34)
Bobby Lee (37)
Matthew Settle (40)
Anastacia (41)
Malik Yoba (42)
Doug E. Fresh (43)
Bryan Singer (44)
Kyle Chandler (44)
James Urbaniak (46)
Baz Luhrmann (47)
Dustin Nguyen (47)
Rita Rudner (56)
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Damn! Elvira still looks great! HB you original hot slut!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Happy Birthday Cass ... let's do lunch sometime. Love U.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:31am.
lizzieb!
According to Lisa Lampanelli, Angie is working hard on adopting Flava Flav!
Of course. Been offline for months due to domestic horror but felt the need to get up to date. Gracias for the news.
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
Elvira HB at least she made me laugh.
I bow down to you Mistress of the Dark. You will forever be my horror Queen. HB.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
I found a great dating site____ d i a m o n d s i n g l e.c o m ____. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs.. what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy.
What's kind of relationship do you want?Hope you can find your perfect match.
Happy birthday Constantine Mouralis and Doug E.Fresh.
http://www.jamaica-fact-fest.com
I love Elvira!
Happeh Slutday!
And isn't Dustin Nguyen (47)the dude from 21 Jumpstreet?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Elvira is still the hotness!
Constantine "Bitch don't you ever!" Mouralis made the list? OK.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
HB to the hot Malik Yoba who also shares a name with my BF, not telling which one, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson - Happy BD mistress of the dark!
Kyle Chandler - I remember you from Homefront. Sexy beast!
Baz Luhrmann - The only good movie you ever made was Romeo + Juliet. Now GO AWAY, pretentious hack!
Rita Rudner - "I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Is it wrong for a rich and successful man to have a sugar baby? is it right that she falls in love with a handsome and charming man? It's human nature for her to want a younger and more attractive partner. NOW crazy time!!!! http://www.Sugarloves.Com ……
I cannot believe Wade is only 27...wow.
Happy birthday sluts!
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Oprah's makeup artist totally stole that eye makeup technique from that hot slut Elvira. I'm serious. I'd advise watching the show just to check out her makeup. The eyeliner extends beyond the natural eye into the corner to make her eyes look bigger. Thief!
How can you not love Elvira's titty balls? When I was 14 or so watching late night TV I use to have fast and furious self love quickies watching her:) Ah those were the days when absolutely everything made you horny!
HB Doug E. Fresh! Man, I miss the 80s sometimes.
Slick Rick & Doug E. - La Di Da Di
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-ZE3OtKH0
Good morning MK ♥ & Dlisters ♥
Underneath all that makeup, Elvira is an even hotter slut!
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Nighty night, C. Might see ya later....♥
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
C Word!!!!
Hi-Ho Neighbor!!! Nah...not been to bed yet. Had to pop online to get an address, so of COURSE I found myself here!
I'll be back on tonight prob...but i'll leave you with this...from me...to you!!!
"So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth, pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth." !
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Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:31am.
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I was going to ask what you're doing here at this ungodly hour...good to see you, C. :)
HB to all the sluts; morning dlisters!
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
Constantine Maroulis is still making the list? Ugh. The best work bitch has ever done are his appearances on The Soup with Joel McHale.
EEG!
LOL!!! I haven't been to sleep yet, so EVERYTHING is funny right now!!!
lizzieb!
According to Lisa Lampanelli, Angie is working hard on adopting Flava Flav!!
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Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?
Recently,I found a very interesting place
___sugarscupid.com_______.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
Gotta love Elvira, now that's a Hot Slut.
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Shittake happens...
Clarisse, I actually scanned the list three more times thinking the coffee hadn't kicked in looking for her name.
Took me ten minutes to get the joke. FAIL=me. :(
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 6:54am.
Happy Birthday Angelina!! You don't look a day...what...oh....mah bad!
I had the self same thought. She's keeping a very low profile these days,I wonder if she's buying a tribe or having extensive surgery?
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Morbidly obese, barren, jellus h8er, jen-hen at your service.
Love this bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1eoIdXwCm0&feature=fvw
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http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
I prerequisite my shaved pussy so fucking inflamed that I can’t saunter the next morning.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker??
FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!! (Spammer 9/17/09)
HB, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark! And HB Bobby Lee, Anastacia, Dustin Nguyen, and Baz Luhrmann!
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Bottom-feeder.
i love you elvira!!!!
Happy Birthday Angelina!! You don't look a day...what...oh....mah bad!
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Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?
happy bd to all of these crazies.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Elvira! HB hot Halloween babe! and to all on your day.
first? :D