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Kitty-Madison, the mertranny of the Netherlands - When Kitty was a 15-year-old Dutch boy, she saw the movie Splash and it completely changed her life. Daryl Hannah has that effect on people.
Kitty felt that deep down she wasn't only born the wrong gender, but she was born the wrong species too. Kitty knew she was meant to be a mermaid, so she started the journey. Kitty started by making a homemade fin using leggings and fins. Then she changed her name to Kitty (the name of one of her neighbors) Madison (Daryl Hannah's name in Splash). A little while later, Kitty started taking hormones and living her life as a lady full-time.
After that, Kitty started to perfect the mermaid part. She had an expensive custom fin made which she keeps in a fire-safe room. Then, she bought some special contact lenses, so that she can easily see underwater. Kitty also bought silicone plugs to discreetly shove up her nose so water doesn't get in there. Finally, Kitty knew that a mermaid's (or true beauty's) look is not complete without a pair of exquisite eyebrows, so she stuck her face in a fish bowl and allowed her sea friends to bite off her brow hairs to perfection. They know what to do!
Now Kitty-Madison's life is complete! Well, almost complete. Homemermaid needs to fluff up her combover a bit.
You can read all about Kitty-Madison's transformation from boy to mertranny at Vice.
(For Madam S.)
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This is so typical for Dutch men.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:23am.
Looks like Ursula conned another one of 'em poor unfortunate souls.
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YEY i was waiting for the makeover !!!!! my personal favorite so far hostess make up , second to salma's chi chis hahahaha : )
If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
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too bad for him/her that Tom Hanks looks a lot older now
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Nice to see something in my language !
Als in een sprookje means As in a fairytale, saw this guy once on Dutch tv and he is real soft spoken and genuine, just made me sad when i watched it.
Kinda looks like Avril Lavigne too....or is it me ?
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 10:24am.
Kerning is the spacing. This is an unwelded script with bad kerning.
hahahaha I need a life.
Cool! You'd think a magical mermaid could fix that sort of stuff.
Uh, you're not a mermaid, but okay. As long as he ain't hurting anyone. Wonder if he eats fish or would that be cannibalism.
This reminds me of some bizarre documentary about a man who wanted to become a cat, so he actually tattooed himself Cats-style, pierced holes in his face to create whiskers, and even created a tail. Saddest sack I've ever seen. He's like a mix between Garfield and Jocelyn Wildenstein.
Link below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adEjmXZOBnA
"He rides his bike."? He ain't no mermaid then and he ain't no woman either. Mentalist.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
At 15, his mum should have knocked him up side the head and kicked his ass for wanting to be a mermaid! Geeeze, I'm beginning to think there REALLY OUGHT TO BE some kind of test to become a parent.
I hear that some men like to be saddled, reined and rode by their women, but they don't actually think they're horses!
My favorite part is that she keeps her fin in a fire safe room. Who wouldn't???
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wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome rich women and men waitting their another part on
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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:32am.
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Kerning is the spacing. This is an unwelded script with bad kerning.
hahahaha I need a life.
Am I the only one getting a Carrot Top vibe from "her"?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:28am.
Got it, thanks. This site is edumacational. After you mentioned the script, I looked again carefully and saw the letters weren't connected. Dint even notice the first time. *waiting for the chance to casually use "unkerned" in a sentence*
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:54am.
It's hard to explain I guess.
But script by its very nature is written out in a line, i.e. connected.
You must manually ungroup each letter, move it closer to the other, then "weld" the letters in your design program.
This script is just typed out. You can see the connecting arms on each letter but they are not connected to one another. Total ameteur typography.
good for her..a merperson who has high dreams and actually goes for it and pursues them is never wrong in my book...
That's hot, who doesn't want to be a mermaid? Whateva, whateva, he do what he wants.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
For a truly horrifying experience, gooogle "how to become a mermaid". There are hundreds of girls online talking about "spells" that turn you into a mermaid...I am not kidding, and neither are they. Some claim to already have the power to change themselves. Cra-zay.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
LOL @ Jill. I agree. Complete amateur. When I see bad design like that in ads, it makes me NOT buy the product. On principle.
(dated a graphic designer and he taught me a lot)
This person is completely insane. Might be harmless. Might be functional. Might even be entertaining. But completely insane.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:51am.
"unkerned/unwelded script "
What does that mean, Jill?
The unkerned/unwelded script is far more atrocious to me than Kitty.
Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am
just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
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He should audition for the stage version of "My Little Mermaid": The Golden Years
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Looks like Ursula conned another one of 'em poor unfortunate souls.
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Bottom-feeder.
Sure that's not LeAnn Rimes?
I do not want to know what's going on in his nether lands.
Google Translate says that means "As in a fairy tale." (They said "fairy." Huh-huh.)
Hahaha...the Tran from Atlantis...
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
She just needs to meet up with that dude who's transforming himself into a lizard (see link), and they can live happily ever after..hopefully somewhere far, far away.
http://www.dfwexposed.com/images/PartyPics/090204bg/The%20Lizard%20Man%2...
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That is one of the most fucked up things I have ever read.
You can take a workshop with her to learn how to swim like a mermaid and then you don't gotta be a jellus h8er no more:)
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:45am.
NO, EXCUSE ME, I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU AN' SHIT, BUT Y'ALL KNOW I'M THE REAL GAY FISH!!!! - KANYE
~~~~~~~~~~~~ What would your mother think about what you've done?? hmmm??
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NO, EXCUSE ME, I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU AN' SHIT, BUT Y'ALL KNOW I'M THE REAL GAY FISH!!!! - KANYE
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Bottom-feeder.
Ummm okay.
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S/he's kinda finny looking, if you ask me.
Submitted by ewlulu on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:24am.
She still has man hands....
HE still has man hands....
That is one creepy looking fucker. Still not as much of a gay fish as kanye is
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ummmmmmm...Tuna
One, Little Two, Little Three, Little Douchebags.
I love Splash!
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Help me!
I can't with this.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Submitted by ewlulu on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:24am.
She still has man hands....
That's the first thing I noticed.
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
A pearl in the shell.
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Shittake happens...
Exquisite.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Screw the supermodels on the cover of Vogue. The real societal pressures come from merpeople. I feeeeel your pain Kitty! *adjusts seashell bra*
She still has man hands....