Turtle Meltdown!
Kimora Lee's former leathery wallet, Russell Simmons, apparently had himself a cunt party for one at Charlotte Ronson's fashion show last night.
A witness tells Radar that when Russell got there, he immediately thought they gave away his seat, so he flipped a switch. The witness went on to say, "He thought his seat was given away and lost it on some poor staffer on the runway moments away from the show's start." Russell immediately pulled some "let me speak to your supervisor" shit. I love pulling that card whenever the telephone company refuses to refund all those calls to fuck lines I didn't make...while sober.
When the head bitch of seating came out to talk to Russell, he continued to act like an old fool. Russell was told to calm down and he shot back with, "I'm a calm person!" They were finally able to make Russell happy by moving two people in the front row.
Everyone knows that Russell's seat needs to be covered with dried grass and a plate full of wet lettuce should be available for him to chew on. Charlotte Ronson probably didn't provide this, so of course Russell's ass lips got twisted.
And I doubt Russell caused a big scene. I mean, there's nothing threatening about a 300-year-old turtle without his shell on.
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Turtle was always a douchebag. 9 trillion years ago (the mid-80's) I bartended at a downtown club that he frequented, pre-mega fame. He regularly had tantrums when not provided with free alcohol. Everyone in the place hated him.
Hurltle the Turtle
I have had it with him always going to yoga, wearing prayer beads etc. and freaking the fuck out at the drop of a hat. What a douche.
When is this asshole going to grow up and stop wearing a crooked baseball hat? He is not a kid from the hood!
And why is he so interested in a fucking fashion show anyway???
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he used to be cool then it all went to his head.
forgot where he came from. he only remembers when convenient he is so far removed from that life.
he should take all the cred for beatie & run dmc. another label would have snatched them up-talent is talent and should be credited, not the opportunist that exposes them.
he plays the whole zen thing and holier than thou, down 2 earth card. but i remember that cribs that showed how decadent & shallow they live. it was sooo gross, it was what you'd expect to see from an oil tycoon or something.
i am disgusted by him. russell is the better personof the 2.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH: "As much as I wanna be all hate and everything, he hasn't made any of my "lists".
I'll keep a tiny ♥ for Russell for bringing the Beastie Boys into my life.
And RUN DMC."
Agreed. I totally think he's gay, though, too. But I can't really find anything bad to say about him.
Who? hahahaha!
personally, i think only pussy men go to women's fashion shows.
" I love pulling that card whenever the telephone company refuses to refund all those calls to fuck lines I didn't make...while sober."
lmao
All his yoga and zen went out the door as soon as he confronted a minor life crisis.
Wow big shock another "celebrity" acting a fool. Wake me up when something new and exciting happens!
Nothing screams Manliness quite like arguing for a seat at a fashion show. Enjoy the new uterus, Russ.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Everyone say hi to Kimora who is no doubt reading all the nasty comments about her former wallet-with-a-penis.
Hi Kimora! You tranny hag.
Fashion week here in nYc is a magnet for shit starting behaviour all replete with tantrums and tiaras for these dime store divas...
Im so very sick of it all , the Emperors New Clothes and shit...
Oh if ONLY I had a little pink button I could press to wipe these fannies off the face of humanity.. or at least relocate all of them to an tiny island so I could film them sodomizing and killing each other hahah.
Russell is starting to look like a turtle haha
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
this sense of entitlement bullshit is getting old...FUCK YOU RUSSELL !!!! it's a fucking stupid fashion show asshole, i think there are greater injustices in the world you could be using your bitchy queen attitude for...
His kids are starting to look like mini-turtles of him.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Sorry, I meant I agreed with this:
Submitted by ilovesugar on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:29pm.
yepyepyep please stop with all the racist bs. Seriously as if whites do not have a temper and get out of line. I am so sick of people like you make a generalization of blacks. Just because one individual does something does not stand for a group of people. People like you wait for things like this to occur so you can make your nasty comments. GFOH!!!
Agreed. this has nothing to do with the color of someone's skin. All those people yepyepyep named also have something else in common - they are all celebrities.
Here's a list of some celebrity bad tempers:
Tommy Lee
Kid Rock
Russel Crowe
Axl Rose
Shannon Doherty
John McEnroe
Eminem
Donald Trump
Jack Nicolson
Mel Gibson
Sean Penn
Alec Baldwin
Rosie O'Donnel
Gordon Ramsay
Christian Slater
I'll stop. But see yepyepyep - your theory has no basis. Just a stupid racist remark.
holy shit, he DOES look like a turtle!
As much as I wanna be all hate and everything, he hasn't made any of my "lists".
I'll keep a tiny ♥ for Russell for bringing the Beastie Boys into my life.
And RUN DMC.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Wait--- what did diddy do?
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"Do you like fish sticks?"
who was he again? nevermind.
yepyepyep please stop with all the racist bs. Seriously as if whites do not have a temper and get out of line. I am so sick of people like you make a generalization of blacks. Just because one individual does something does not stand for a group of people. People like you wait for things like this to occur so you can make your nasty comments. GFOH!!!
lol, he DOES look like a turtle, like Franklin in those kids books.
i'm so over this extremely bad behavior by these asshole celebs...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
I thought that was Willis from Diff'rent Strokes.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This dude, Kanye, and Lil Mama (correction) should all get a time-out. For 10 years. Assholes.
weird another angry black man goes off. kanye, p didddy, russell, chris brown. these are guys who are suppose to be all ZEN like. they throw around their status and believe the hype about themselves. guys yes you have money. but your the same as us.
you eat, you drink, you shit, you pee your pants a little when you laugh real hard. you think you are entitled. you are reckless and keep crossing the line with your bad, violent behaviour.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:18pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:08pm.
WTF happened to the Jessica Simpson, Missing Dog thread?
Aretha ate it.
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LMAO!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:08pm.
WTF happened to the Jessica Simpson, Missing Dog thread?
Aretha ate it.
why lil kim? for being fug?
or did u mean lil' mama aka: lil' wombat?
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by cuby112222 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:56am.
BAI RING! YOU NO GOOD! NO POST HERE NO MORE!!
Did you chase of cuby? FUCK, I was going to show her my turtle!
I don't want to think about that poor missing/eaten dog. As if suffering with Jessica Simpson wasn't enough it's now rolling around in a cartoon with the road runner's attempted murderer. _____________________________________________
"Do you like fish sticks?"
WTF happened to the Jessica Simpson, Missing Dog thread?
these fashion assh*les. like get a life! sit down in whatever seat u get. wasting all ur energy on superficial bull.
and ur clothing line is irrelevant!
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christine the hoff on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:58am.
since when do the fucking spammers have avatars?
Pretty near they are using of the spell checker soon for the ass love.
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Russ, def jam it UP YER ASS!
Submitted by cuby112222 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:56am.
BAI RING! YOU NO GOOD! NO POST HERE NO MORE!!
im sorry to say this but black celebrities have got to stop with the temper tantrums this is getting ridiculous, you have to overcome so many stereotypes and yet you act like this, damn think about the poor people that have to deal with racism everyday and you are not helping
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
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Russell Simmons does
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what business does this 300 yr old turtle have going to Charlotte Ronsons fashion show?? Wtf?
research purposes? or the pretty models? seriously...why ?
I guess all the yoga he does isn't working.
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What an amorphous face!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
"Everyone knows that Russell's seat needs to be covered with dried grass and a plate full of wet lettuce should be available for him to chew on."
omg LMAO
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since when do the fucking spammers have avatars?
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