Tuesday, September 15th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By A Virgin And His Crazy Fan
It looks like Brit Brit's pink wig that held all of her crazy powers has found a new owner. And its new owner is crazier than its last (Hint: She's posing with a Jonas brother). I have to give it to her though, her crazy ass is loyal to the pink. I mean, pink mop, pink tutu, pink Vitamin water, the pinks pills (SPOILER ALERT: It's generic Oxycontin) in her bag and she's posing with the pink Jonas brother! Even though he's engaged to that Haylie Duff-like creature, he is the gay one, right? I get them mixed up.
Here's more of Kevin Jonas posing with some bitches, who are way too old for this mess, outside of his hotel in Toronto yesterday.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:07pm.
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Yup, I am a Yinzer.
I even had food stamps for awhile back in the early 90s after my first divorce.
But that being said, I still would not go out to Kmart without my dentures (If I wore them)and I would try to buy healthy food with the card instead of Pepsi.
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Word! :-)
Hey Sil...me too. Have a good one!
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K horz have a good night.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Hi night shift hookers. Just passing through :)
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Yesterday that girl in the pink wig gave me a button that says "BLO ME"
I'm wearing it right now, she's the best!
Still at work, blagh.
i'm so over san francisco...(had to say it outloud to convince myself--must move soon)...my neighborhood is like an MS-13 haven and i consider myself a liberal but cut the bullshit with this sanctuary city shit for KNOWN murderers...
Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:00pm.
I guess Jill is here in Pennsylvania too, the ACCESS card is this card the state issues people on welfare. It keeps track of how much in food stamps they have left and its used at doctor's offices for payment. And it makes me resentful...
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:11pm.
Just got back from a quick trip to a local store for some household essentials.
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i live a few houses down from a safeway...(don't know what the ACCESS card is) but it is stereotype central and somehow i always get stuck behind the people with the WIC checks...or the people who yell about they were overcharged by 20 cents etc...or it is occasionally robbed at gunpoint late at night...i live in borderline ghetto SF (AND I WANT TO MOVE !!!!!)...i pay WAY to much in rent to live in a neighborhood like a quasi 3rd world country...
what's a foot fault?
Submitted by sunflower99 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:33pm.
All men suck ass. I wish I was a lesbian.
Foot fault!
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:11pm.
Don't even get me started on the ACCESS card and WIC.... I'm a stone cold hater when it comes to that.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Open post?
All men suck ass. I wish I was a lesbian.
Just got back from a quick trip to a local store for some household essentials.
Shopping in the same family group were:
1 toothless woman with eyebrows like Susan Boyle's previous ones and a tattoo on her bicep
1 woman in a Winnie the Pooh T-shirt with a mouthful of oversized dentures
1 crying toddler boy
1 well-behaved younger girl
1 meth-thin teenage daughter in acid washed skinny jeans that were too loose
1 baby-daddy hip guy with a nice dress shirt
1 other guy
They were buying lots of Pepsi and some other shit and using their ACCESS card.
Not that I am judgemental or anything.
But it was stereotype on top of stereotype.
No matter where you looked there was something noteworthy in a Dlisted way.
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:15pm
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She has that permanent crackhead look. Kind of twitchy too. Sad
Not a single MK post on Oprah's interview with Whitney? I can't feel anything negative for Whitney. She's not 19 anymore and does not have that voice... but that's ok. The only thing that bothers me a little is that she sounds like she has false teeth or something. She sounds like she probably did a little of that jaw cracking that was reported Kate Jackson did/does.
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Recently,I found a very interesting place
______W e a l t h yD a t e r . C o m_____.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beautiful girls and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a M illionaire,but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .
That's gotta be the most uncool black girl in the US.
Lol ME I only work in NYC anymore
I commute to damn Jersey
you Gotta see that Horders the cat lady is amazing
the amount of cats living dead tame wild cats kittens they pull out of her house is AMAZING!
Oh and my bh doesn't like Horders either tho he loves Intervention, he finds Horders sad and gross! I'm like "Try being an addict!!!!' LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Oh yeah I saw that episode. LOL
Ok, gotta run. See you horz tomorrow.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Snowy - dead deer? In NY?
*pictures NYC, mass cars, no woods*
*confused*
Yeah, I passed by a dead deer this morning, it was busted open like a cantalope. GROSS!
snowy - I have the ghey boy one DVR'd, the one who collected TRASH!?!?!? "Like if my mom buys me a bottle of water, I cannot throw it out, because, that would be like, disrespecting her."
BH made me turn it off. He gets grossed out watching it.
Oh fuck this dead baby deer is still here from this am and I am having walk right past it and omg the head is gone I am dying
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Didn't see it, snowy.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Lunchtime for me. And no, I wont be eating stir fry black cod, Jazz.
Stoney ME did u see that Hoarders with the cat lady and the gheyboy
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
FUCK THE CATBOX!
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Manfredd Mann and the Earth Band
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:49pm.
I know! I was just thinking that too, except I think the dog was blonde.
What's small, blonde, and red all over?
Daisy Simpson.
*goes to hell*
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OH FUCK!!
OMG Stoney, that killed me!
*dies*
*hops in car to hell*
I am sitting here pissing myself singing "FUCK THE CAT BOX!"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!
blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night
LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:32pm.
Speaking of Secret Agent man and people who screw up song lyrics. I knew a girl in high school who NO joke thought that song was Secret Asian Man.
I am such a blonde. I do things like Jack's wife ALL the time.
example: I asked someone once.."What is the name of the creek over there by Turtle Creek Park? " Good thing I am booksmart. *shameface*
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
See you guys... gotta run.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:49pm.
I know! I was just thinking that too, except I think the dog was blonde.
What's small, blonde, and red all over?
Daisy Simpson.
*goes to hell*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"UGH! I HATE OTHER PEOPLES ASSHOLE CHILDREN!"
Me too... My daughter got bullied in pre-school by a boy. I told her next time, beat his ass. She did.
*chest out, proud daddy smile*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:49pm.
BLINDED by the light. not sure who it's by.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
So I got to watch the ballet class yesterday that I'm gonna teach while the teachers go to convention, and OMG SO.CUTE.
The girls are precious! (except this one chick Ryan, the know-it-all)
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
"SHARREF DON'T LIKE IT, FUCK THE CATBOX, FUCK THE CATBOX."
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
I am a music snob. I HATE it if I don't know the correct lyrics to songs I like.
WTF is that song with the line
"duece in the night"
and I always thought it was "douche in the light"
AHAHAH!
Stoney u know what I just thought about?
How the hell is (was lol) Daisy "Carmel" colored anyways? Right? She's white
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:38pm.
My brother sings Elton Johns Rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone...his version..
...burning like a piece of hair on you arm.
LOL...
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Big D was in BIG trouble last night. He came home from school with a note from the teacher.
HE's been getting bullied a bit by this other kid, and well yesterday, the other kid told him to throw rocks at other kids. *angry mom*
So Big D got in trouble by the teacher and yard duty, no recess for him today.
He was sent to his room as soon as he got home last night, out for dinner, then back to bed.
I left a note, on the note from the teacher, that I HAD TO SIGN! That there is an ongoing issue with this little first grade fucker and him bullying my child.
UGH! I HATE OTHER PEOPLES ASSHOLE CHILDREN!
Thank you! JTR for the info on the graphic designer, i was able to decipher it. lol
Was "distracted" at the post office *blushes*
later horz!
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Current Mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvJWsp-AwUI
*warning 90% profanity*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:38pm.
My brother sings Elton Johns Rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone...his version..
...burning like a piece of hair on you arm.
M.E. - no, not a real blonde. Not sure what her original color is but I'm beginning to think I may have found a new species.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:40pm.
I think it was carmel colored, too.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."