The Table Flipper From The Real Housewives Of NJ Had A Baby

Teresa Guidice birthed a fourth daughter yesterday night. Bravo's The Dish reports that Teresa and her juicy delicious bulldog of a husband named their fourth mob princess Audriana Giudice. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed that she didn't named her Prostitution Whore Giudice. Maybe Danielle already has that baby name reserved for future use?

Audriana joins sisters Gia, Gabriella and Milania. Audriana should keep her eyes shut as long as she can, because as soon as she opens them, Teresa will be whoring her out to agents as the newest newborn supermodel sensation.

And I hope Audriana didn't inherit her mother's "crouching hairline, hidden forehead." That wouldn't be cute.

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Submitted by leonard mckelvey on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 3:10am.

I hope the baby looks just like her mother hairline and all. At least Teresa will not need botox. You can't she her forehead. She looks a little like a werewolf.

Submitted by Sibsi on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 7:35am.

Holy shit!

Another girl?

LoL!

Hope she doesn't inherit the unfortunate hairline.

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:31am.

Is ANYTHING on her real?

I'd like to see a pic of her from grammar school.

I bet her hairline was down to her nose.

Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:36pm.

she look like she drank too much winehouse

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

Submitted by stillloveyou925 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:07pm.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:32pm.

And I bet that kid's gonna be a bee-yoot. Ahem.

Poor Gia Carangi is turning over in her grave over Urko (http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~pdownes/potatv/u1.jpg) naming her kid after her.

Submitted by Obama on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:15pm.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 5:08pm.

"LIE."

-- Capo Caroline

Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 5:03pm.

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:32pm.

I've never seen Jackie Stallone look better.
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Lol!!!!

Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 5:01pm.

"crouching hairline, hidden forehead."

Damn,MK, that was straight up brilliant!

I really can't say much negative about the ho, though, because I believe I look exactly like that at most of my family dinners, too.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:53pm.

This hag is a mother of actual children? My pity for said children is sincere.

Submitted by yucko on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:48pm.

"crouching hairline, hidden forehead"

really, sometimes you're genius

Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:42pm.

Teresa always reminded me of a gorilla. Even more so after she beat her chest, flipped the table, then went to go hang out on the Empire State Building.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:38pm.

Four too many.

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Submitted by Candy on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:36pm.

Can they not make a boy? Damn.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:10pm.

"crouching hairline, hidden forehead."

Holy shit, MK, are you trying to kill me? I know it's cliche, but I just choked on the plum I was eating.

I feel sorry for that kid because the only one the mother likes is GIA THE MODEL.

Submitted by sunflower99 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:01pm.

pffft... Paul Stanley still won't give up the makeup.

Submitted by Beth4 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:41pm.

"crouching hairline, hidden forehead." LMAO at MK. This is one ugly bitch.

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:37pm.

@Callan: it's her hub's fault! LOL.

That Y chromosome is male-delivered.
*cackling*

Submitted by MizRo on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:35pm.

And I hope Audriana didn't inherit her mother's "crouching hairline, hidden forehead."

DYING! bwahahahahah!!

Submitted by Callan on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:32pm.

HAHAH I love it, because she is obviously trying so hard to give her guido husband the son he so badly wants, but she keeps popping out girls

Submitted by mos6 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:26pm.

Met Teresa with her husband and family at The Dutchman's/Quelle on LBI and they were all lovely. All were friendly. Beautiful and well behaved girls.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:06pm.

why can't that juicy man make a boy bebeh!?!?!?!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:02pm.

I've never seen Jackie Stallone look better.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:02pm.

PROSTITUTION WHORE

Submitted by ilovesugar on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:58pm.

Wow another unattractive child... Please stop

I just hate when people think their children are cute when they really aren't.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:57pm.

Yeah whats with the hairline. and the color looks like Ron Popeil's spray on hair. Kinda like a rats nest with curls. OY!

Submitted by Auntie Mame on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:56pm.

Another Geico Cave Baby! Hooray!

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:50pm.

I was hoping she would finally have a boy and name it Guido.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:47pm.

OH MY GAWWWWWWDDDDDUH

Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:46pm.

I just found my new avie.

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:46pm.

"crouching hairline, hidden forehead." LMAO!

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:43pm.

Oh c'mon . . . I like Teresa too and that is a nice name. Congrats ;) Another woman in the house to boss Joe around - serves him right if that's all he can make - he :P

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Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:39pm.

Love Teresa

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:39pm.

since she had another girl, they'll probably try again for that elusive boy...
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