Kate's Rabid Possum Has A New Look
The master cuntress, Kate Gosselin, went on The View today displaying a wavier possum on her head. Kate said that the hairstylists backstage wanted to try something different. Kate needs to stop with the lie-telling. That's not what happened.
Kate's possum was chilling backstage, minding its own business when Sherri Shepherd decided to once again flaunt her Tasmanian Devil body in a one-piece. After reading about Daisy Simpson get snatched by coyotes this morning, Kate's possum hissed out of fright and busted into a seizure. That explains why it looks like it's trying to jump off and run into the park. Who knows if it will ever be the same again. Hopefully, it will go back to normal when Kate feeds it a piece of Jon's nutstack root while singing her rendition of "The Possum Song."
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She looks better with a wave.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:26am.
does she think she started the rhianna do's cause i did that shit in 97
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Kate, don't you have any concern for anybody? What is Ellen D. going to look like with that hairstyle when she's making fun of you? Just stop already!!
Well Kate almost looks normal... ?!? ... WTF am I saying, NVM!
does she think she started the rhianna do's cause i did that shit in 97
Im on team bitchy cunt wife. She's so happy to be rid of the manchild isn't she?
Besides Jon I've never seen a bitch more happy to get out of a marriage.
I like it. It's more soft and much less power cunty.
Her top is really unflattering though
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Oh, her hair?...meh still looks shitty in the back.
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I really don't get this, she's "famous" because she has 8 kids and you'd expect her to be mother extraordinaire but she travels and spends less time with her children than she probably would have if she wouldn't have gotten "famous".
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yeah okay .......... it looks better than before
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I've had a lot too much to drink (it happens) and the color of her blouse makes me literally need to puke. So I will not be revisiting this posting.
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I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
I can't believe I'm saying this. It looks a TAD better. Just a little. Ok self-loathing is going into overdrive...
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Her face looks "pulled", like she's wearing lift-tape or something...
I see Cyndi Lauper's making a comeback.
Girls just want to have mun(ey)!
DKOP, sorry about your fur baby passing. They leave and take a chunk of your heart.
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so that's were all the money " to support her family " is going . that and plastic surgery . shes defiantly not hesitant to whore her family out on the good ol' American tube.
A slight improvement, it at least makes Kate appear softer...never thought I would put Kate Gosselin and soft together.
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
I wish this stupid woman would go away and take her shit hair with her.
Submitted by sunflower99 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:23pm.
Yes it does. I love Nick Drake. His voice....heaven.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:02pm.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:09pm.
Hmmm... and here I always thought my dearly departed punkins were in the hands of St. Francis....
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@Droppin Kids Off in the Pool: Condolences:( but I'm sure he made it to the Rainbow Bridge safe and sound:)
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 5:19pm.
Well, it does make her look older, which is entirely appropriate, 'cause when you have eight kids, your life is OVER.
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It's no longer a possum more like a muskrat.
Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:42pm.
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That's so sad - I'm sorry for your loss :(
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Her hair looks ridic. WHY is it so short at the back? WTF??! Grow the back woman...DAMN!!!
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Thank you Dlisters for your sympathy for my dog's passing. He was truly special and is deeply missed. He had a wonderful, pampered life. I won't change my avie, tho, no way. And no, the coyotes did not get him.
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She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
Yes, all the women of America want to look like this tragic heroine! Sign her up, Garnier and Pantene! We ALL want possum locks...
She's channeling Jenna in this pic.
What's next? Porn?!!
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Jesus. At first I thought that was Jenna Jameson.
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Moo!
Kate expects her flunky valets to dress to the nines. Unlike her shirt, which looks like she raided someone's 70's kitchen curtains. Her hair looks like a golden retriever's ears with mange, poor dog.
Why is this bitch's new hairstyle newsworthy? She still has the same gnarly cut and it will be back to looking exactly the same tomorrow!
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The front looks a lot better, but that fuckery in the back still needs some help. Her hair is way too thick to wear it that short. Give it another inch or so it would have been fine.
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I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .
well done kate...show that slug of a husband/pussy how good you can be...what a wimp he is...dating the daughter of her tummy tuck doctor...grow up mr. gosselin...grow some balls...look after your kids and not some rich doctors...my sympathies are with her...
Why do her boobs point in opposite directions?
Now it looks like a drowned, elecrocuted, special needs possum. She should stop torturing her hair and all of us with her unadulterated fuckery.
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Submitted by Droppin Kids Of... on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 4:42pm.
she looks stupid.
P.S. My baby in the avatar recently passed away in Aug. That's why I haven't been postin'
lately = (
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Sorry, but I have to say that Kate's new 'do is actually cute. Not Kate: she's still Kate. But the cut is a vast improvement.
Still, however irritating Kate is, she could never make me shudder the way her husband does. He gives sleaze a bad name.
It continually amazes me how money & professional hair & make up can make such a mega difference. Back in the day she was barely even attractive & now that she is all famous & shit she looks so much better...I still totally hate her, but I cant deny she looks worlds better here compared to when their show first started.
Well, it does make her look older, which is entirely appropriate, 'cause when you have eight kids, your life is OVER.
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:00pm.
I am so sick of this fame whore and her douchebag husband! I pity those kids.
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kids? what kids? i dont see any kids.
shes got on two different length fake lashes :/
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She's a bitch... yes... but who wouldn't be after birthing 8 children... nearly at once. I don't hate her, and I actually wish her many decades of cuntiness :0)
she looks good, much softer, makeup is better too (although a little heavy handed). its not really a haircut though.. they just styled it better.
DKOP,
Awwww, I am sorry about that! Poor doggie.
Umm, don't scroll down the 1st page, the Jessica Simpson story might upset you. I am glad to see you. :)
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oh no droppin :( im so sorry to hear that :(
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she looks stupid.
P.S. My baby in the avatar recently passed away in Aug. That's why I haven't been postin'
lately = (
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Wow, look what a breakup can do for you! She looks really nice here, not so harsh. But isn't that women normally do when they are dumped? They start taking care of themselves and dressing up now that they aren't in the comfort zone of a relationship?