Friday, September 18th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Jada Pinkett Smith (38)
Keeley Hazell (23)
Alison Lohman (30)
Xzibit (35)
Ami Onuki (36)
James Marsden (36)
Lance Armstrong (38)
Aisha Tyler (39)
Tara Fitzgerald (42)
Ricky Bell (42)
Holly Robinson Peete (45)
James Gandolfini (48)
Lori and George Schappell (48)
Anna Deavere Smith (59)
Fred Willard (70)
Frankie Avalon (69)
Robert Blake (76)

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Submitted by blaaaake on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 11:22am.

Woo, lol.

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Submitted by gucci on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:15pm.

damn mike you really know your way around hot assed virgos huh? good list!

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 4:41pm.

To Wong Woo, thanks but no thanks.

Submitted by ja_guide on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 3:42pm.

Happy birthday Jada Pinkett Smith and Holly Robinson Peete.

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Submitted by loozer on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 2:45pm.

Avalon is 70 today according to IMBD. MK must have been still asleep when he was ciphering this morning.

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 1:54pm.

Happy birthday to Aisha Tyler!

Been following Ms. Tyler from her "The Soup" days to everything she lands on, except Friends, I just couldn't. Oh and...

TEXAS JUSTICE! YEEE-HAAAWW! *breaks into gunfire*

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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 1:41pm.

Submitted by exes on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:17am.
I share a birthday with crazy-ass Robert Blake! awesome!

Happy Birfday to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 1:40pm.

Wait a minute..... Frankie Avalon is only 69?

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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:31pm.

At Vitello's in Studio City, where Robert Blake and his soon-to-be-ex-forever dined before he killed her, he was such a fixture that they named a pasta dish after him (Fusilli al Robert Blake or something). I haven't been back in years, but I wonder if it's still on the menu? He lived just down the street, in a dark, brown, quasi-military compound with random vehicles in the yard.

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:02pm.

aisha tyler is so beautiful and smart and doesn't get nearly the love she deserves in this hollyweird industry...
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Submitted by megank on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:17am.

Damn, I didn't know James Marsden was that old.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:06am.

Happy Birthday, Jada, hot slut!

Has anyone has seen the remake of 'The Women'?

I could not concentrate on the film because NONE of the leading ladies had foreheads that moved.

And Annette Benning has fucked her face up beyond recognition. It took me half the goddamn movie to realize who the fuck she was!

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Submitted by onehooker on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:52am.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:43am.

@Sensi: Yeah, Clueless is cute. They were adorable and I can't hate on anything Stacey Dash wears, ever.

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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:42am.

HB James Marsden! Mmmmm, he's such a hot piece.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/13839/27_2007/JamesMarsd_Grani...

Mornin' MK ♥

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:39am.

I don't remember it THAT clearly, but I can appreciate it now. I think the fashion on Clueless still holds up today!

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:38am.

Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:06am.

Shut up Angel, that was hot shit back in the 90s!
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Ack! I'm so glad I can't remember it that clearly!
Those shoes are making me want to gouge my eyes out.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:36am.

Shut up Angel, that was hot shit back in the 90s!

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Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:35am.

aisha tyler listens to the same podcasts i do... stuff you should know!

happy birthday sluts

morning all

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:35am.

Why o why did they make that lesbian dress in those hideous clothes?! They never did that to Jodie Foster!

HB, hos!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:32am.

Happy birfday to Keeley and her magnificent ta-tas!
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:26am.

HB FRANKIE AVALON:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSe2fYkyP9s

Those GIDGET surfer movies were the bomb.

HB KEELY HAZEL:

http://www.fashion268.net/images/news/news_908keeley-hazell-braless.jpg

May gravity be kind to you as time goes by.Failing that...may you always have the budget & phone # of a good cosmetic surgeon.Can a brotha' get some playtime with those funbags?

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:21am.

Yo Frankie Avalaon..."Grease" is the word.

Happy Barfday to a good crooner.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:15am.

Jill, yes, he was great in salem's lot.
Cword, best in show, LOL!

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:09am.

Jill, have fun at the haunted B&B and remember the Elephant Museum!!!!!

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Submitted by Coif on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:08am.

That movie with Jada Pinkett should have been called POO!

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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:03am.

Happy birthday Fred Willard!
Remember him in Salem's Lot?
And to all the other sluts, you too exes.
I am off for the weekend to a haunted B&B in Gettysburg!
Yay!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:02am.

Oh, and HB to Aisha Tyler who is from SF, is gorgeous as hell and I have a minor girlcrush on.

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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:01am.

HB Fred Willard, who manages to crack me up without fail.
(for CTH:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7149674369709107023#)

Didn't know who Lori and George Shappell were so through the magic that is Google found out that they are conjoined twins; George being a country music singer.

Morning dlisters!

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:59am.

38??

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:55am.

For a moment there I thought Ali Lohan was 30. Sorry, Alison Lohman.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:54am.

fred, you rock the christoher guest movies, HB!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:53am.

ITA, loozer.

HB sluts.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:48am.

I thought Uniball was like 49 years old. He's looked middle aged since the 90s.

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Submitted by exes on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:47am.

I share a birthday with crazy-ass Robert Blake! awesome!

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:46am.

Tsk, Tsk, MK! You passed up a chance to post a photo of Marsden? Shame on You!
http://ones2watch4.com/content/wp-content/gallery/james-marsden/james-ma...

Happy B-Day to James, Frankie, Robert (funny that Baretta and Colombo both had b-days this week)and Fred!

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:37am.

Ali Hohan 30? yeah that makes more sense. ;)

Happy friday.