DC: The Land Of Big Dicks
Those of you who have never gotten your b-hole slapped by a hard peen in the early morning hours might have never heard about the site Manhunt. It's basically where your dick goes when it wants to barf while in the company of another.
Manhunt decided to conduct a study on what states are home to the biggest and smallest dicks by gathering data from their members. Here's the results:
The 5 states with the largest average peen size:
1. District of Columbia - 7.59
2. New York - 7.50
3. California - 7.45
4. Florida - 7.44
5. Kentucky - 7.42
The 5 states with the smallest average peen size:
1. Alaska - 6.34
2. Wyoming - 6.92
3. Delaware - 6.94
4. Arkansas - 6.96
5. Oklahoma - 6.96
This list can also be titled The States with the BIGGEST LIARS! I mean, if you subtract a couple of inches that's probably the real average dick size in each state. It's not like Manhunt went door-to-door with a fluffer and a ruler. They should have, because Gay Al Reynolds is always standing (or kneeling) by ready to fluff!
I've done my own unofficial study and I can say that there is no way the average dick size in New York is 7.50. My no-no will put its lips on the bible and testify to that in any court room.
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That's what I was afraid of....
But does that necessarily mean they're smaller or just more (politely) honest?
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:44pm.
I don't even want to ask where Canadian men placed...
They were grouped in with "Alaska" and "Nunavit."
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I don't even want to ask where Canadian men placed...
And I love stats. ;)
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Submitted by Lord_Of_The_DC on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:32pm.
Wow. Impressive. I might look into Negro citizenship.
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"There was another survey by Dr. Robert Chartham "Chartham Study". He measured erect penises for groups of men from different nationalities. The largest penises of each nationality were as follows: English largest penis – 25 cm; German – 20 cm; Negro – 18 cm; French – 17,5 cm; American – 17,5 cm, etc.
The groups in this largest penis’s survey were small and the range was from only 9 to 121 individuals. However, the data acquired here is significant for the further researches."
Though someone (non-scientific) concluded that one example of the most developed and the largest penis size was found among the Muslim Sudanese. Jacobus called this largest penis as the most developed phallus. These largest penises were nearly 30 centimeters in length, 2 and a half centimeters in diameter.
Women say it's all about GIRTH anyways.
Submitted by Lord_Of_The_DC on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 6:52pm.
I live in DC proper off and on (for the last 6 years), White early 30's Male, and I'm 8 inches from base to tip, and 5.5 circumference (measured erect with a string). It hurts most Women, or bruises their cervix, either way it "breaks vaginas" and I'm not even Tom Byron or Peter North
I get my size from being of English decent, as a proven study placed English males as having the largest average penis size IN THE WORLD. I can't find the link but it was a worldwide study. Google or Bing it.
Just as long as it's scientific.
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I live in DC proper off and on (for the last 6 years), White early 30's Male, and I'm 8 inches from base to tip, and 5.5 circumference (measured erect with a string). It hurts most Women, or bruises their cervix, either way it "breaks vaginas" and I'm not even Tom Byron or Peter North
I get my size from being of English decent, as a proven study placed English males as having the largest average penis size IN THE WORLD. I can't find the link but it was a worldwide study. Google or Bing it.
I'd post a pic but it's NSFW. Actually of all the women I've been with in DC (and I've forgotten how many) not a single one was a size queen but I certainly had no complaints.
DC males don't have the largest penis', because very few men in DC are actually FROM DC.
A bunch of people actually got these fuckwits to believe that the smallest averages in the lowest five states were almost all around 7 inches?
Yeah.fucking.right. But I guess it might also depend on how they are mathematically getting these "averages."
I've been relatively lucky with nothing too huge or small--but I feel sorry for our Euro poster "Athena25" because she's settling for 4 inches.
Le-a is totally right. DC is definitely not the land of the giant peen as this survey seems to indicate. In fact, I've been pretty disappointed by the "stature" of the guys I've been with since I moved here 10 years ago. Depressing.
And by the way, kikichanelconspiracy is 100% right. The guys are munchkins, hence the Napoleon complex that rages in this town. Ugh, I so need to move.
OMG, I live in DC, this is total shit. This is what happens when you have power hungry ego maniacs writing into anonymous web sites- I confirm, this is TOTAL SHIT LIES! I'd LOVE to find an average man among these puny peens! God bless that little pink bunny with his drums!
According to Loveline's Dr. Drew Pinsky, the average dick size is 5 inches. I REALLY REALLY doubt the AVERAGE of a freaking state is 50% bigger. I'm proud of my 7....it's a "perfect fit" I've heard more than once. : )
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I must be really lucky, the average peen i've been encountering is about 7".
But im australian, yay aussie boys!!!
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
"The only way these numbers could be accurate is if they were measuring the top people in the most successful markets (biz) of their state, which would at least make sense...taller and larger men tend to get top positions (though not all) and therefore would be more likely to be larger than average proportionate in size to an average sized guy....."
As someone who lives in D.C., the tall angle isn't plausible. D.C. is Munchkinland. I'm a 5'9 female and I tower over men in FLATS. I feel like Godzilla destroying downtown Tokyo when I reach for my heels.
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I thought it was common knowledge that the biggest dicks reside in DC...
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Utter fucking non-sense, over the years I have read from several SCIENTIFIC studies that the peen average is about 6 inches fully engorged...the studies vary between 5.5 and 6.5 but generally are in agreement that the average is about 6.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size
The only way these numbers could be accurate is if they were measuring the top people in the most successful markets (biz) of their state, which would at least make sense...taller and larger men tend to get top positions (though not all) and therefore would be more likely to be larger than average proportionate in size to an average sized guy......in no other way is this "study" credible, its just salacious magazine blotter to get people chatting about THE MAG, the story is nonsense.
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Size matters. I (female) feel disgusted by small dicks which one can't feel.
Nevertheless I feel sorry for the ones with a small penis because there's nothing they could do about. Fortunately there are a lot of other women who put more value on material compensation, family etc. For me this couldn't replace a beautiful, hard, big dick.
Six inches isn't tiny...sorry. Maybe a skinny six incher, that would be gross. But seriously, if you need more than seven inches to feel satisfied, maybe it's just your vagina being big.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Damn it, I really wanted to enjoy seeing Levi Johnston in Playgirl. Thanks for bursting my bubble!
Sounds like most of those guys are doing some wishful thinking.
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As an Alaskan resident, I can totally confirm this and I'm thinking I REALLY need to relocate. Thanks Mom and Dad for letting me be born and raising me in the state that has the tinniest dicks in the nation, thanks.
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YOU WOULD find something like this wouldn't you mike?
that said, i'm horny now. 'think ill take a trip to Washington. he he he
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sumitted by Snarf on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:49am.
Quality, not quantity is what's importent, but you still need something to work with (just sayin')
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@ SNARF, the motion only goes so far, you do need to actually feel something and something deep with some circumference is nice.
Moving to Washington, and as far as NYC that is bullshit unless they are counting the gay peen.
But str8 peen is not all large, at least the few double digits Ive had, Ive only had 3 large (8 or above) in my life...otherwise Ive been jipped the whole legnth of my life while sucking and fucking peens, maybe thats why I like the vagina also
Boston boys do pack...
Submitted by Beth4 on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:32am.
Yeah, I call bullshit on this too. Especially Florida being in the top 5 considering the majority of the state is a bunch of old shrunken peens.
I'll bet Florida is in the top five in Viagra sales.
D.C does have the highest rate of AIDS in the country....too
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crazyinjapan on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:28pm.
I think those guys in Alaska just have "shrinkage." It's effing cold there.
- And their peens are blue apparently. If they wear a yellow condom will the peen look green?
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I think those guys in Alaska just have "shrinkage." It's effing cold there. And I think I'd like to take a field trip to DC. I bet Obama has a huge shlong. He'd have to--his wife is a big ol' girl.
I feel even more inadequate now ....
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hmmm, aren't there the most blacks in D.C.? is the stereotype true!?
I haven't seen peen in sucha long time I thught they were extinct
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Quality, not quantity is what's importent, but you still need something to work with (just sayin')
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You are such liars! The average size in Europe is no more than 16 cm (= 3,9 inches), and you are not any bigger over there... Anything bigger is not good for anal -from a girl's point of view...
Girth is good.
Yeah, I call bullshit on this too. Especially Florida being in the top 5 considering the majority of the state is a bunch of old shrunken peens.
I definitely agree that Washington DC has some of the biggest peen I've ever seen (what a great rhyme) but Massachusetts is full of lie-tellers. I live here now and I can tell you in my experience that that number simply cannot be true. And don't give me the side-eye!
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:20am.
What about the girth.. where is that poll?
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Innit!!!!!. Cause we girls know that's the real deal breaker there!!!.
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What about the girth.. where is that poll?
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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:21am.
The chart is funny as hell! haaahaahaaahahaaa it looks like a Michael K science project from 9th grade.
Hahaha.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:53am.
I missed the post about Dlister sons.
Should I take the time to try and find it?
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It IS pretty funny...maybe not so much to ISMU;p
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