Mop Head Is A Genius
Dancing with the Soon-To-Be ER Patients hasn't even premiered yet and it has already suffered its first injury. People reports that CHERYL BURKE'S partner, former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, wrecked his foot yesterday after he tried to pull it out of his mouth. No, he effed it up during rehearsal and had to shuffle off to the hospital. Tom didn't have a stress fracture in his hoof, so doctors gave him the go-ahead to continue rehearsing. The show will go on.
When I first read this shit, I figured Mop Head's voodoo black magic powers back(fat)fired on her. But now the more I think about it, it's clear that Mop Head was trying to take her own partner out! It's obvious that Tom DeLay has the rhythm of a toilet. So CHERYL BURKE sprinkled her powers of destruction (aka a few splashes of Mop 'N Glo) all over the floor hoping he would slip, fall and break a bone or twenty. That way he'd have to bow out and Mop Head would get a new partner. Smart mop.
Thankfully, Mop Head's powers are a little rusty, so she was unable to complete her mission...THIS TIME. Mop Head will try again, so Tom should beware and keep a Swiffer at his side at all times.
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I passed through the Bay Area a few weeks ago and right off the 101 I discovered that she has a dance school! A place where EVERYONE can get injured! She has a website and everything.
http://www.cherylburkedance.com/
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When is Barrack Obama going to be on?
Why is Delay not doing the horizontal mambo in prison?
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
I hope that piece of shit DeLay falls and breaks his head wide open next time.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:28am.
Holy fuck, Michael REALLY hates CHERYL BURKE! HAHA
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I can hardly blame him. She DOES keep hurting people. It's scary!
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
"Dancing with the Losers" needs to twirl Tom Delay in front of a train.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Shouldn't this asshole be in prison or something?
I like Mop Head, I think this bitch would be fierce all drunk at Denny's at 3a.m. and fiercer giving B.J.s in the parking lot at 3:45 a.m.
Bad lift on the left, tool peen on the right.
"Most people to me are like dog shit on the pavement, walk around it & if you come into contact w/it, erase all traces toot sweet."
OMG! Chuck Liddell is doing Dancing with the Stars wtf!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !
Is this true?
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Thank you Albatross: love your moniker AND your avie! He'll always be a hottie to me.
*high five* *muah*
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:45am.
*high five*
Love your avie, BTW. Rita was a goddess.
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:31am.
Thanks for this cuz I gots the Jungle Fever! Can I get a bitch with big floppy National Geographic tittays?
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Yeah, yesterday on the Uretha Franklin post.
Looks like they brush with mop-n-glow.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:31am.
Thanks for this cuz I gots the Jungle Fever! Can I get a bitch with big floppy National Geographic tittays?
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Ever see black Double Z tits? They're incredible.
Dancing with the I dont give a mop!!!
Coma Caca!!
Why is the show called "Dancing with the STARS"?
Where are the stars? WHERE?
*dreaming with Albatross*
*DeLay breaks neck on stage*
NO APOLOGY.
why is Mophead turning Japanese?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:31am.
OMG, I think I just peed myself!
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
I saw Delay's dick on Manhunt, it was floppy.
Maybe next time, the rat bastard will break his neck. Hey, I can dream, can't I?
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
Why does this ho annoy me soooo much?
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Thanks for this cuz I gots the Jungle Fever! Can I get a bitch with big floppy National Geographic tittays?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:26am
im sure hes alreayd lined up for next season
Mop 'N Go! hahahaha
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Holy fuck, Michael REALLY hates CHERYL BURKE! HAHA!
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How do we get Jon Gosselin on that show???????
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Nobody puts Swayze in the corner.
MK- are you going for a theme today?
Big dicks
Dancing dicks
*wonders what is next*
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