Wednesday, September 16th 2009

David Silver Is In Danger

Brian Austin Green might soon suffer a greater pain that having to kiss on Tori Spelling's "hungover Admiral Ackbar" face, because Megan Fox tells Rolling Stone (via P6) that she has wanted to shoot and stab him during arguments.

Megan mouth-farted, "My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to say to Brian, 'You have to go and stop talking to me, because I'm going to kill you. I'm going to stab you with something, please leave. I'd never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn't shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure."

This is funny since I'm sure 99% of you have shouted at your screen for Megan to stop talking before you track her down to stuff a diaper in her mouth hole.

And Megan already owns a dangerous weapon that shoots bullets made out of bullshit, it's called HER MOUTH. Shoot to kill....brain cells.

Posted by: Michael K


blaaaake's picture

that picture looks like someone's dad and husband taking his prostitute to the company Christmas party. she's going to blow him in the bathroom but later on, he won't be able to find her because she'll be getting double stuffed in the stair well.

Centaurious's picture

How can anyone fuck David Silver, ala Tori Spelling's leftovers, and be a major movie star?

Not even just bang him, a RELATIONSHIP!

Christ, they probably even goddamn live together.

deez's picture

Wow, so she's had a thought most people have had? How fucking 'edgy' and 'original' of her.

Fact is, she's that fucking stupid when she'd aim the gun at Brian it would be facing the wrong way :)

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Submitted by Hiovyashawa20192 on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 6:31pm.

Crazy megan fox, she really dangerous for fans...

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Just the kind of gal that a man from the dark hills and forests of Kentucky like myself likes the best. Hotter than hell and capable of shooting you in the face or stabbing you in the heart if she has to. This news makes me admire and respect her even more than I used to. But could anyone expect any less of a girl from Tennessee?

It also reminds me of the song "Henry Lee" by Nick Cave and P.J. Harvey I was listening to today.

Frybread's picture

Can these two whores stab each other and end the drama!

You *know* the studio put her up to these "statements". They are trying to promote that stinker she's in and thus an hourly barrage of "outrageous" quotes.

They should rename the film "The Ho-men".

Crazy megan fox, she really dangerous for fans...

BALLZ's picture

Yes, Admiral Ackbar...and that is why I love you. You are one witty MoFo, Miguel.

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Can we please never get another Megan Fox post ever again? Please? I'd rather read about Wonky McValtrex. Fuck I'd almost rather do a three way with the "Pratt family" before reading another whore word that came out of her whore mouth. PLEASE, MK. I'm begging of you. It really is that bad.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

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Megan Fox obviously doesn't want any privacy cuz she makes every damn thing that pops into her head public.

Whatever's picture

David is looking a little rough. Even though megan is a complete turd she is an upgrade in the looks department from tori the hutt.

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*buying happy couple matching Beretta 9 mils*

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Submitted by vasellina on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:24pm.
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O I see. Megan wrote that first letter, herself...or maybe she and David wrote it so people could come jumping to her defense seeing as they weren't about to defend her from US.

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MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

I enjoy her, but I think she has Narcissist Personality Disorder. https://www.google.com/health/ref/Narcissistic+personality+disorder
Kanye, too.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

So glad the tide has turned on this trash bin

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Well, hell.... who hasn't felt like that?

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

crazyinjapan's picture

Why does this mouth breather always have her lips hanging open? A deviated septum or chronic sinus infection?

another crew member wrote another letter defending Megan from those attacks:

On Tuesday, yet another letter surfaced, from yet another Transformers crew member. (This one, however, is signed.) Below, printed in full, is production assistant Anthony Steinhart’s defense of Fox. He responds to the criticism — both the minutiae and broader strokes — in the original letter.

“First of all, I would like people to know (for those who are interested) the reason why I am writing this letter is to clear my name in any of this Ms. Fox bashing. As someone pointed out in one of the responses, you could narrow down the list of potential writers of the letter by looking on IMDB. I have received a few phone calls from people who have read the letter and they know that I have worked closely with the actors/actresses on the film, so I felt I should at least clear my name.”

“My name is Anthony Steinhart and I have worked on both Transformers movies and have had the pleasure of working with Ms. Fox.”

“I read the letter by the three unnamed crew people and was blown away by their description of Ms. Fox. Especially, since I am the one usually getting Ms. Fox at her trailer. I have personally never been nor ever witnessed Ms. Fox being rude or inconsiderate of people’s feelings or the work to be done. Everyone is entitled to their good days and bad. Contrary to popular belief, she is like us (human) and has both good and bad days as well. Working on the Transformers movies can be intense at times and sometimes intense situations cause intense moments.”

“Some of the examples the three unnamed writers give as evidence of Ms. Fox and her horrible attitude are so ridiculous.”

“It’s unfortunate the grip didn’t want to bring his daughter to set because Megan Fox wasn’t nice and not the fact that we had a closed to set. No visitors unless approved by the UPM [unit production manager]. That is what the call sheets have always said. By the way, Ms. Fox wished my 12-year-old brother a happy birthday over the phone while we were shooting in New Mexico. Not so heartless…”

“It’s also unfortunate that she didn’t attend any of the “15” parties, but I clearly remember her hanging out in New Mexico with some of the crew and watching her get hounded by passers-by as she walked through the hotel lobby and being nothing but gracious to her fans. Also isn’t it refreshing to hear that she doesn’t need to be a part of the party machine that sometimes swallows people whole, only to spit them out on the front page of every magazine. And incidentally, if these crew members were at the wrap party, I only saw 2 cast members there. Granted I wasn’t there the whole night, but I was there long enough to know that the others probably weren’t going to show.”

“I also remember walking with her through the hordes of people lined up, while we shot at Princeton and she signed autograph after autograph. She signed many publicity photos, magazines, pieces of white paper for crew members and their families. Now I know that isn’t the same as curing a disease, but if we are to take anything an actor/actress says or does to personally, then I fear we have far greater problems on our hands.”

“Unfortunately, I don’t always keep up with or hang on to quotes and/or quips “actresses” say, so I wasn’t familiar with the incident that incited the tasteless letter, but none-the-less leave the war of words to those involved. No need to drag her name through the mud and at the same time, unknowingly, bring others down.”

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I still love her !! .. the crazzzier the better

*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:11am.

Angel_i ~ just do a Google search on Mr. Bale and you'll find this image...
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I have been searching achally...I can't find it - is another Christian ok?

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Andraya's picture

this girl is considered hot with that fivehead and fake eye color??? and she stoopit too and not a good actor, I don't get it

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

Why does the press continue to ask this mental retard ANYTHING? She's just going say something intensly STUPID; we've seen enough of that already. She may be hot, but she has the IQ of a box of rocks; time to move on to a hot chick who has functioning neurons.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:09am.
Sidenote- I read some notoriously sleazy movie reviewer's take on this Megan's Body fuckery of a film and he said her acting is so ludicrous it distracts from her nekkidness.

- That is the truest indicator of how horrible her "acting" skills are that I've heard of. Those Michael Bay co-workers who wrote that letter are right; her acting is truly "cringe-able"...

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David...you in danger, gurl.

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ha ha ha ha xxyxz - sssshh, now people will really know why I hate her!

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Her publicist sure is earning every penny paid.

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Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:03am.

Hey Mizro! Thanks for the compliment. How've you been?

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:09am

Ha ha ... She's Carla Santini in RL.

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Angel_i ~ just do a Google search on Mr. Bale and you'll find this image....

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Molotov Cocktease's picture

Yeesh lady, shut your fucking gob.

Sidenote- I read some notoriously sleazy movie reviewer's take on this Megan's Body fuckery of a film and he said her acting is so ludicrous it distracts from her nekkidness.

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xxyxz's picture

LMAO! Yeah... Bitch is certifiable
and coming from me.. That's bad

Provolone's picture

Dumb + Hot= Hotter

luv ya megan!

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Mawy's picture

She tries way too hard to come off as tough. If you slapped homegirl in the face she'd probably cry and run away.

And her face is looking so off recently. She's definitely not as hot as she was in the first Transformers movie.
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Beth4 and kanderson: I have come to love and truly appreciate you both for
a) your sense of humor and
b) we're always in agreement!! *MUAH*

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@Stock Broker on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:46am.

Angel_I ~ feel free to make me purdy!
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I'm on it! :) O wait - can you flip up the plain version of your avvie? I can't work with that mess on your head!

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kanderso's picture

You know what though, if she really wants to kill David Silver, she should just get it over with and hide the body really well. It's not like anybody would notice he was gone.

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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:51am.

Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

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But not plain ole soap.

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Beth4's picture

Why won't this stupid, untalented cunt STFU? No one cares what you have to say Megan. Now go sit in a nice hot bubble bath...with a plugged in toaster.

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Oh, Megan. I am weary of you. You are not cool because you claim to have violent tendencies. You are just an idiot.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:37am.
DAVID, YOU IN DANGER GIRL

I can so hear Whoopi sayin' that. LOL

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vidz's picture

BTW, I just realized her famous baby blues are plain ole contacts. They were showing a rerun of hope&faith and her eyes were most definately brown.
Also did she just go for a forehead lift or sth? The skin's stretched so tight, it looks like its abt to split.

Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

Violet's picture

I didn't know it was possible to hate someone more than Lindsey Lohan.

Chirio's picture

Umm anywais, Off topic: I just learned that Pete Burns from Dead or alive (I was listening to You spin me round..) has had many surgeries. damn, I knew he was gay by that video but not like what I just saw. wow! the things I learn every day.

On topic: (still waiting for Michael bay's phone call to have me as a writer in T3)

Coma Caca!!

MizRo's picture

BBL: can't look at these faces anymore.

Stock Broker's picture

Angel_I ~ feel free to make me purdy!

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LMAO @ angel and EEG

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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:33am.

amen. Don't forget Speidi. Those two are the poster children.

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Momus: both... grrrr.
MK needs to stretch out a bit and bring us some better smack!