This Is Exactly How I Feel About Jennifer Aniston's New Movie Too

I swear to god if I see this bitch in ONE more romantic comedy I'm going to off myself. ENOUGH! All her trailers have the words "love", "man", "search", blah blah. ENOUGH!

I was so excited about her when The Good Girl came out...since then...well it's been a downhill slide. I think she looks amazing and isn't a completely terrible actress and I want to root for her...but either she has no options when it comes to movies or she just has really bad taste.

Her ex is a tool who cheated on her with a veiny lollipop (who can't act...my god, did anyone actually watch Changeling?) but surely she is over that by now and can make better movies than she has been. She could make more indies...shit she gets enough money from the Friends franchise.

I think she actually has talent, but she picks the DUMBEST films.

Doesn't she have people, for Krissake?

Maybe a change would do her good.

She was great in The Good Girl.

Although anyone who stars in a film called The Baster is off my list FOREVER.

Dumb bitch.

Wow! She doesn't look good picking her weird ass nose.

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Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:26pm.

I'm not giving her a pass because someone cheated on her. There's no affirmative action for lame actresses with unfortunate love lives.

I don't know if she can act or if the powers that be in the movie world just won't cast her in serious films. Although part of it is her fault, I mean she's very rich and doesn't have to keep making these rom coms.

SHE even looks bored in that movie with Aaron Ican'tbebotheredtoscrollup. She probably made up her dialogue.

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As for her career, I wouldn't be surprised if you're right. I mean, the woman is doing a movie called THE BASTER. If you need any proof that her career is on the downslide, there it is.

There were no rumors about Jen and Aaron because Aaron is married and has been married for years. Am I right? Anyway, I can guess that he hates her because he's a good actor and he now sees himself stuck in romcoms and maybe he doesn't want to be. Whatever . . . it's a paycheck!!!

Jen's last movie "Management" earned less than $2 million worldwide!!! In the three movies before that one, she was in an ensemble cast or with a cute dog. Maybe she's not a box office draw anymore; maybe even her rabid fans are getting tired of the same story, same hair. I don't know but we will see come this weekend, won't we?

Shes so beautiful, pretty much a long fan since i became a fan of her.

I too partake of the film "Picture Perfect." I have also been known to watch "Along Came Polly" every single time it comes on the USA channel. Why don't her movies just go straight to basic cable?
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That post might seem off-topic but it's totally not. And I'll tell you why! (I just decided) Both those actresses make the same mistake Jen does. They choose movies that think will make them look sexy becuz going straight for the sex is where it's at. And the more we (collectively) do that the farther we get from sexy. Cuz sexy is in everything. Sandra and Marisa are sexy in those movies becuz you can really see their humanity in them. You can see them working their craft - being actresses rather than templates. Jen has disappointed me becuz I saw a lot of potential in her and it seems to me that she's gone out of her way to avoid reaching it. Same and Sandra and Marisa....

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Both Sandra Bullock and Marisa Tomei have impressed me recently. See: Premonition and Danika. Neither are new and both are really good.

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i'll go ahead and admit it - I'm a fan of hers. Yes, I'm about 98% sure she's a total whiny bitch but I still love her. HOWEVER, I think her new movie's gonna be total shit and I won't be seeing that one.

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

Her body looks hot as all hell, but it HAS to. There's no other way she'd work in Hollywood with a face like that. Having a hot body and great hair is sometimes all you really need. This woman spends more hours grooming herself than most of us probably work in a week.

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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I would venture to say that she's probably an asshole. Aren't they all? Having said that, I'd gleefully kick puppies AND kittens for that body.

Hey her movies are watchable,the good girl, marley, along came polly, the breakup, friends with money, management. All not great, but pretty nice to watch.
Give her a break, she comes off as a really nice person.

Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...

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I get that JA is trying to "feather her nest" by making all these formula romcoms.. but shesh, Unless you got stock in the Oxygen network, Lifetime channel, or the Hallmark channel..at least try to make an indie film or two in between woman!

She needs to fill her lips

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Yeah, it certainly worked for Lisa Rhinna and Meg Ryan.

Submitted by drcocks on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:13pm.

I noticed that too on one of their joint interviews! The interviewer was basically begging for them to flirt it up a little the way romantic movie pairings play it up, and they just couldn't! (You know, by asking "revealing," tongue-in-cheek questions about the other). In fact, they seemed awkward and one had to wonder if they even liked each other. Funny, Aaron Eckhart is also one of the few co-stars that the media didn't try to link her to. And maybe he's gay but it wouldn't have been the first suspected gay they've tried to match her with! I'm just thinking they don't like each other.

JA can make all the romantic comedies she wants and I can't hate her for that, I just won't watch them. Aaron Eckhart, though -- too bad this probably isn't good bc I saw him in that movie with Catherine Zeta-Jones (I was forced to watch it) and thought, he's pretty good in romantic comedies, he should do more! Maybe I missed a bunch of stuff but the other romantic/comedic role I liked him in was his stint on Frasier (so many years ago, lol). Otherwise, his set-up for future villain in the Batman movies wasn't bad.

Brave of her to pick her nose in public.

Is she ever going to change her look? I'm so sick of her.

Aaron Eckhart is a cutey.

Sandra Bernhardt?

Do you mean Sandra Bullock?

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I'd rather watch 2 cats fuck than any movie w Jennifer Aniston, Cameron Diaz &/or Sandra Bernhardt in it.

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 1:47pm.
Yawn. Same exact kind of movie, same exact role, same exact character played in the exact same way with the exact same hairstyle.

All true. Maybe she's just trying to make a mint? She keeps getting roles so she must be selling well.

ewww....she's getting "wrinkled old ladies that smoke" lips

Yawn. Same exact kind of movie, same exact role, same exact character played in the exact same way with the exact same hairstyle.

In the age of digital reworking, I find myself suspecting that they've bluescreened the same Jennifer Anistan performance in every movie she's ever done except Office Space, and a couple performances that she tried to make dark and edgy but only made bland and unbelievable.

In a way her total lack of versatility bothers me more than her whining, horseface and general romantic patheticness. I might be able to tolerate those things if she were a real actress, but she's been playing the same role her entire career and it's a pretty lame one. Anything outside that box has been a monumental failure. I wonder what she'll do in a few years when she's no longer eligible to play the "girl-next-door romantic interest" she's always played, because she's already too old for it.

That said, Aaron Eckhart is frigging hot AND has range.

Im going to see it this weekend!!!!

I actually liked her in Friends with Money. *runs and hides*

Personally I do not think she has much depth as an actor. She plays the same type of character in every movie. Honestly is there anyone besides her that can play these roles? It is like Hollywood recycles the same actors over and over again. Most are horrible actors to begin with but keep getting gigs. I am certain there are better actors out there but unfortunately they will never get a job for one reason or another.

Coke-ball pick?

Hey, sometimes a nose just has to be picked.

Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:26pm.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:23pm.

She's tried to play the gritty, flawed character: The Good Girl and Derailed, but she never seems to pull it quite off.

Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!

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please try to refrain from picking your nose when getting your photograph taken. it is not very attractive; no one wants to see this.
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wait, what?

Good humor to bring up the taster's choice commercials. Guess they cancelled the ad campaign before it got as far as the frontal nudity and monkey sex that I was loooking forward to.

I thought aniston was ok in Office Space, but I have not seen any other movies of hers. Guess not enough others have either. She must be incredibly high maintenance to have such romance troubles, as she is rich and has a buff bod.

Do you think she wiped it underneath her seat after she fished it out?

Why doesn't Jen play a really mean character or something? I think she can act & I have never understood why everybody is so mean to her when that tool of a husband was cheating on her.

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IS it me or has Jennifer Aniston been doing the same movie over and over again for the past 5 years? Except for "Friends with Money" and a "A Good Girl" all her movies are the same: stupid, sappy, unrealistic chick flicks. Why can't she make quality movies? I know she could and she is actually a damn good actress.

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I saw her doing one of those promo interviews for this movie with Aaron and the chemistry was horrible. In fact, there seemed to be something going on that wasn't good. He insulted her several times and it wasn't funny, just awkward. You could cut the tension with a knife. Weird.

@ snowy - thanks.

You know what they say - dirty pants, clean botty!

Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!

I CAN'T AGREE MORE WITH MK...THIS PIECE OF FUCKING CRAP LIKE SO MANY THEY PUT OUT ARE FUCKING SHIT! WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SIT THROUGH A 1 1/2 HOURS OF FUCKING DRIBBLE AND "FUNNY" ONE LINERS FROM THESE TWO BRAINDEADS, LET ALONE PAY 12 BUCKS FOR IT. GO TO YOUR LOCAL DRUG STORE, TAKE THAT 12 BUCKS AND BUY A 30-PACK OF NATURAL LIGHT( YES 30 BEERS FOR 12.99) AND ENJOY LIFE RATHER THAN GO SEE THIS PIECE OF CRAP AND MOST LIKELY END UP JUMPING OF THE NEAREST BUILDING!!

She needs to fill her lips and get a chin job.

She is looking like SHIT.

make another shitty romcom Rachel Green

link to her pic that's sooooo gorgeous

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:JenniferAnistonWave08TIFF.jpg

Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:38am.
Yeah, smurf. I'm much better today! I'm getting my hair did at open post time, so don't miss me too much! *muah*
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