Wednesday, September 16th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The Screams Coming Out Of Your Mouth
I really should have found a way to write up this shit in Braille, because I'm guessing most of your eyeballs have jumped out of their holes and ran off to find the nearest bowl of bleach to marinate in. Although, there's probably an elderly and senile lion with a bad case of cataracts somewhere rubbing one off to this picture like it's porn.
Here's Jocelyn Wildenstein (aka the love of child of Rocky Dennis and Kenny the Inbred White Tiger) leaving a restaurant with her boyfriend Lloyd Klein last night. And yes, they were the only ones in the place who ate.
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gorgeous.
Fuck
Her plastic surgeon should have his hands amputated.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Jocelyn's boyfriend is HAWT!!!! Are there any nuide photos?
This woman has it all she is the epitome of beauty. The blond hair, the fair skin, and the gray eyes. Every woman wants to be her.
Brett!!
What, no bandanna?
Wouldn't it be a hoot to lunch with her and Jackie Stallone?
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"I'll trade you a Klonopin for some Propofol"
J.W. looks like she has some industrial grade shit in her face.
and can i just say the jennifer's body commercials are really bugging me (looks like a shit movie to me....) but yeah i'm drunk...
I'm Heresh!!
french. italian too Angel_i
Coma Caca!!
Hi Horz. What'd I miss?
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God I need some Propofol.
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:56pm.
Angel_i: what up with the spammer. Hold!
Hey Haytham: go suck on a pole!! I understand (NOT) your feelings but let's keep it English or spanglish!
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Or French! :D
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ehhh drinking the usual chardonnay but my shitty computer has been on the fritz...so not sure if anyone is still around...
Angel_i: what up with the spammer. Hold!
Hey Haytham: go suck on a pole!! I understand (NOT) your feelings but let's keep it English or spanglish!
Coma Caca!!
@haytham: So , ummm...HAI:D Welcome to the neighbourhood and all that but, um...you know, and this is for ALL the really long nonsensical spam, mind you...we usually put those on the pages at the VERY BACK of the blog, nawmsayin'?....so that, like, you've done your job and all that but we don't gotta look at it:) kthnx:)
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WTF???
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Thought for the day: No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:06pm.
"Dee man may be dee head of dee house, but dee woman is dee neck. She can turn dee head in-ee-way she want!"
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HAHAHA.. cute.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:54pm.
I'm neither threatened by other women around my husband, nor the type of women other women are threatened by.
That'd kind of unsettling.
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No, that's confident.
It should be federally mandated to put warning labels with her picture on botox.
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Hi Koko! watcha drinkin?
You know this woman...thing cattish...whatever should've just helped us with $, instead of giving herself that beautiful face. yuck!! (sips)
Coma Caca!!
I don't even think that is human.
Is the skin pulled so tight that it makes it all shiny? I don't know how anyone can even look at themselves in the mirror and think that is reasonably anything human-like or remotely attractive...
Oh, sorry! I guess she wanted to look like a cat, but cats are much cuter than that thing!
oh i just clicked on the kenny the tiger pictures and they gave me the sads (the booze probably accentuates) but still....and what city planner in san francisco puts a bar next to the safeway next to the funeral home...
ROFL @ ImpertinentVixen comment! love it
Coma Caca!!
The power of christ compels you!!!
*sprinkles holy water on monitor*
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
back!! Sibsi goodluck on your tests!!
JustJack...beer
Coma Caca!!
@justjack
i was starting early either way....about 1:00 pm, but i truly was planning on one (and yes my denial powers are strong)...at least i told myself one...eeehhh i'm unemployed so it sucks that the safeway and bar are next to each other DOWN THE STREET
Recently,I found a very interesting place
___sugarscupid.com_______.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
What time did you, we'll call it "go to safeway"
....alright i was on my way to safeway and i stopped in my local old timers bar for "ONE" drink (really)...and it turned out the bartender was celebrating his 74th birthday (i'd say average age in bar is late 60's) so fuck everyone was celebrating and fuck here i am with a wasted afternoon full of drinks and back from the bar...and some safeway items...and a passed out husband (and nancy grace is blasting on cnn in the other room)...where did my job search/day go ????
Hiya, Chirio!
And g'bye :(
Got a shitload of tests already so early into the semester.
Wish I could hangout D-listed like in the good old days.
Ah well, have a good one and stay safe, horz.
What are we drinking?
helloooooooooooooo
brb going to the drinky store
Coma Caca!!
For a moment, I glanced at one of those thumbnails really fast and thought this was Jenny Aniston.
Don't hate, but I think this bitch got Rachel's hair now? Still will give me nightmares tho.
He probably makes that same face when he is done.
you would have to be insane to willingly do this to your face.
With a bag over her head for sure.
I'm sorry but... how can he make love to her?
Angel, sooo funny.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 5:06pm.
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@Sensi: *giggle* replied:)
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@Angel
check your email, i explained my little comment for you ;)
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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Celebs are normal people, minus reason and accountability...
@Sensi: Speidi, fersure. They nauseate me more than the rest.
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@Thorny: You're making me think of this joke I just heard.
A group of blondes decided to gather to protest the consistent portrayal of blondes as stupid. They gathered with their signs reading on a busy corner of the city and challenged passersby to ask them questions so they could prove their point.
A man stops and asks: Ok - how about this? What is the capital of The United States of America?
After carefully selecting a spokesblonde, she steps forward to answer:
There are four capitals, silly: T, U, S, and A!
He says: No - I mean the Capital City.
The blondes chant: Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
He says: Ok, then, what's the Capital?
She says: Hollywood?
He says: Nope.
The blondes chant: Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
He asks: How many kilometres in a mile?
She says: What's a kilometre? A shoe? (he laughs)
The blondes chant: Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
He asks: Ok - what's two plus two?
She says: FOUR!
The blondes chant: Give her another chance! Give her another chance!
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Well, Thorny, if you don't pick one to die they all get set free. I'd go for Megan Fox in a snap decision but I'm not sure it's the best choice for the long run.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Mr. Uvula brought me roses.
*sniff*
A nice spot in an otherwise shitty day.
And now I'm off to work! Later!
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
@Sense....None of them if they are in a cage...
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Celebs are normal people, minus reason and accountability...
that is one scary looking woman.......
Okay. You have Jon + Kate (they count as one entity), Megan Fox, Penis Hilton, Speidi and Pete + Asshole Wentz (again, one entity), trapped in a cage. You may select one couple or twatcake to slowly lower by suspension wire into a tank full of rabid bull sharks (sharks can't get rabies but this is my fantasy, so STFU). The rest have to be safely set free. Who dies?
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
MJT - Yep!