Catching Up With Spaghetti Cat
Our reigning Hot Slut of the Year Spaghetti Cat has been MIA for a while now and I just figured he was in rehab again. Noodle addiction is no joke. SC hasn't been in rehab, because he was busy working on a Nintendo DS game called Scribblenauts. Reader Jeff sent in this screen shot of SC's appearance in the game. This is important, because SC is giving us a profile shot. Yes, he really is THAT talented.
And since we're on the subject of amazingly gifted pussies, here's a clip of SHOWER CAT! Shower Cat is better at taking a shower than I am. I mean, he's washing his head and everything. Usually I just sit in the shower crying into my hands because I'm so ashamed of what I did the night before (SPOILER ALERT: watched 2 episodes of Tool Academy).
• 
this MF is insane.....he is also trying to tell us something cos he keeps moving his mouth...I can't kitty lip read but I think it might be something like this "we are alien cat people, we are taking over the planet and you dont even realise! My ear its itchy and the water is calming it down, now get that camera out of my fucking catface".....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
You'll find the best selection of hot babies, sexy singles at the exclusive interracial dating community,______ w w w-sugarscupid-c o m _______Come in and stay a while. Post a message, a pic of yourself and check out the hot photo galleries. You are guaranteed to find someone you like there.
lol! I sent this to Bradi a week ago and it's still funny!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?
OMG so cute!
My cats hate being bathed. They all crowd round to watch the one being bathed and blow dried like they're laughing at them, then when i'm done with cat #1 they all scatter cos they could be next.
I kind of wonder if this poor cat is just horrendously thirsty and that's why he's willing to stick his head in the tap.
- <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 - <3 -
I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
He's a one of a kind kitty! Love the jazz musical background, makes it all so sophisticated.
LOL you all are acting like you never heard of a pussy getting douched. By the way the cat's name is Massengil.
Suck it Oprah!
Too Too Too Cute.
********************************************
I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
My cat would love to drink out of the sink too but her 15lb fat ass prevents her from jumping up on the counter. Yes, she's on a diet, for the last 6 years...
Groooosssss! Cat ass on the kitchen counter!!! Grooosss! Cat paws used to cover up shit and piss on the kitche counter!!!!!! (as I run screaming from the run)
One of my cats likes to dip her paws in water and lick the water from her paws. She refuses to drink water directly from the water fountain.
I'm so glad my cat isn't the only one who does that "head under the tap" thing. But all hell will break lose if so much as a drop touches her precious paws.
Any kitten therapists out there who know what the hell's up with that?
I wonder if MK really likes cats or he's just kissing our asses. Cats have accounted for like 68% of Hot Slut nominations this year.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://wethinkyoushould.blogspot.com/
http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I think that kitty is a tad bit 'speshull'.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I had a cat that would only drink out of the toilet, so I would flush it for him and he would be all happy to get new cool water.
Jeepster: Us kitty lovers gotta stick together ya know?! LOL And it's funny you mention that..My friends Kitty (His name is Rocky after Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, yes my friend is one of those pet owners!)He actually says "mom". Everytime my friend comes home he waits fo rher at the door and right when she walks in he sasy "MOOOOOM". It trips me out every time!
"Why dont you take your Big Bag a Douchebaggery to someone who really gives a shit"
I found a great dating site________R i c h S o u l m a t e . C o m________.
The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Fuckin el - if a drop of water falls on my cats when I am drying my hands they freak their shit!
Jeepster:
Sorry about your beloved kitty and hell yes my cat always knows when I'm getting into lunch meat. Of course, I share so I guess that makes me an enabler.
Cute! Maybe he was marine mamal in a past life.
Thanks Michy -
Always surprises me how many folks have pets with a vocabulary...my guy knew the word "Lobster". One day, I was watching Julia Child prepare a lobster, and he meowed when Julia saud "Lobster"!!! Too damn funny - kept looking at Julia - then back at me - like WTF???? " Which one of you bitches is gonna get me the Lobster????
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
My cats insist on drinking from the bathroom sink. The little bastards, they have a bowl of water but its not good enough for their hoity toity asses.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Jeepster: Sorry for your Kitty :( And no your not the only one. My best friends kitty knows everytime his mommy goes in the kitchen and hears the milk jug being moved to the other side of the shelf, "mommy is getting my Kitty Treats (which is Turkey, but you have to say chicken otherwise he wont eat it)". He also plays fetch..we call him "Cat-Dog" and his new fetish is licking people's stinky ass feet, he cant get enuff!
Snideychick sez:
Is that cat covered in Scotchguard? The water just rolls right off him.
Hey D-Listers (Cat and Dog folks) How many of you out there can't sneak a piece of deli-meat, cause your pet is "conditioned" to the sound of deli-paper????
I know it can't just be me!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Lost my 20-year old cat last month - a great cat. Miss him like the family member he was.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I had to put my 18 yr old cat, Bandit down last saturday. I knew he was dying when he wouldnt drink the Vitamin D Milk I give him every morning, he made no attempt to even try to get to it, his back legs wouldnt work and he just cried and cried. Putting him down was the most heart wrenching thing I have ever had to do. Watching this totally made my day! Thanks MK, you have no idea what this video did for me!!!! RIP BANDIT 1991-2009!
I have a cat that only drinks out of the sink too. He doesn't share so that's probably why he hates water bowls.
That cat is a WEIRDO
But I like weirdo cats. They are the best kind!
_________________________________________________
Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
Submitted by drcocks on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 1:25pm.
This is so adorable. I had to put my cat Nimrod to sleep a few days ago and have had the sads but this made my little heart smile.
************************************
O man! More?!? ((((HUGS)))
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
drcocks so sorry about your kitteh!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I approve of this YouTube video. It is absolutely essential that pussies have good hygiene.
Mrs. F - I didn't know they made those, that is cool!
http://www.petsmart.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2754465
I am totally getting one. My cat tips the bowl over all the time, it drove me nuts. I got her a spill-proof bowl and now she gives me the side-eye when she goes to get a drink from it. LOL
Submitted by drcocks on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 1:25pm.
Awww, sorry to hear about that. :(
One thing that I think all dlisters can agree on is that we are all animal lovers.
I remember in that interview MK did he said "And there are animals stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…"
This kitty has a major thirst on...now, he could just tilt his head to the side as my cat does, but he probably also likes the sensation of the running water. Some cats really do love water - strange but true.
oh and yes - my buddy had a Bengal - could NOT keep the cat out of the shower!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Some cats are fascinated with water. I used to have one that would drag her water bowl around the room because she liked to see the water move. Now we have kitty water fountain bowls.
I fully expect the PETA and water police to release a news statement about this in 4, 3, 2....
That cat looks exactly my cat that died last year. Too cute!
This is so adorable. I had to put my cat Nimrod to sleep a few days ago and have had the sads but this made my little heart smile.
LOL! Is he just tryna get a drink or what?
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
seriously considering a purchase
Crazy pussycat...any post with kittys or dogs put a huge smile on my face and a song in mah heart.
Pussy, Pussy, Pussy on board.
Must be a Bengal cat...that breed loves getting wet and playing with running water.
hahaha! this cat is INSANE. seriously. and, after watching it, i began to feel a little insane, too. ... nice to be back, actually.
...
but, then again, what do i know?
My Tallulah just meowed that if I pulled that shit on her she would puke into my Manolo's, the filthy thing.
I once had a cat like this, everytime a faucet was turned on she came running.
ha ha M.K. Tool Academy is all we have to keep us going now they robbed us of MWaM and I ♥ $
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
That cat is sticking its head under water to try to drown out the jazz.
lol!!!!But as any cat-owner out there knows - this pussy is not taking a SHOWER - he has just figured out that its easiaer to let the run-off from his nose dribble down until he can DRINK!!!!
This is one LAZY Pussy!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
i don't get cat people sometimes
*********
"Hold the cross high so I can see it through the flames." - Joan of Arc
I wish my pussy was wet as that one.
************
Yes, CRAZY is a hell of a motherfucking drug - M.K., blogger & philosopher
If you guys wanna see cute kitties and stuff like that you should check cuteoverload.com that's were I saw the video of the shower cat for the first time last week right before the no cat day on 9/9/9.