Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This ad was posted on Craigslist Vancouver: "*are you Asian and hot? want to f-ck a movie star?* - 26 (Vancouver) So here's the scoop I'm 26 caucasian and f-cking hot I'm here in town for filming staying at an upscale hotel. I'll let you know all the details later... I'm a B list actor but will be on the A list very shortly in good time. What am I looking for you ask? A gorgeous asian boy that I can f-ck the hell out of. F.Y.I. I'm not out and everyone thinks I'm straight but being gay is my secret to keep. This little rendezvous will happen in my hotel room and yes I'm registered under an alias. Please send me a cock pic, body pic and face pic. P.S. If I don't get back to you with this fake e-mail just means I'm not interested and your not what I'm looking for. I'm extremely particular. If your the one to meet me you will 100% not be disappointed and you most likely wont believe it's me.......I've seen so many cute asians in this city....................Get back to me if your one of them.... Oh ya I will not send you a pic of me. If you see this add I'm still looking... I will not respond to one sentence questions.... " (Lainey Gossip)
Bobby Trendy should've jumped on the rainbow and slid over to Vancouver. That sounds like his man!Lainey throws Zac Efron name into the guessing ring, because he's currently shooting in Vancouver. Zac and Bobby would be the couple of the century! I'll also guess Jackson Rathbone (Twilight), Xavier Samuel (Twilight) or Bradley Cooper (The A-Team). None of them are exactly 26, but Clist age is different than real age.
Which so-called Hollywood heartthrob actor likes to do a poo on top of ladies during a bit of how’s your farver? (Holy Moly!)
I really can't with this one. I pass the poo on to you.
What momentarily A list singer was a couple of hours late to the stage at a fashion show party because she was having sex in her dressing room? (CDAN)
Lady CaCa? People need to be patient, because I'm sure it takes a while for her hermie peen to bust one.
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If its a real ad I'm going with Kellan Lutz on #1.
#2 sounds like Jared Leto, since he's a "so-called" Hollywood heartthrob...?
Wow! I know Lainey (Elaine Lui) she is getting really desperate for some attention by responding to that fake ad. Not too legit.
Anyone knows if you want to hook up discreetly in Vancouver, you head to the new bathhouse in town, Steamworks.
Here's a blind item...what wannabe Vancouver 'celebrity' can't keep her husband at home anymore as he's busy roaming with some gay dudes at the newest bathhouse in town?
Seriously. Just sayin'
btw Elaine. Gravy is not a beverage.
Keep grasping for what you can.
Bobby Trendy, BRIEFS?!
Shouldn't you be rocking a leopard thong, or such?
smack that, all on the floor
smack that, give me some more
smach that, 'til you score
smack that, oh ohh
smack that, all on the floor
smack that, give me some more
smach that, 'til you score
smack that, oh ohh
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not zac efron - he's not exactly in vancouver right now, he's in gibsons (small town a ferry ride away, i grew up there) so he would be kind of out of the way for a vancouver craigslist ad.
Wow stockbroker.. i wonder if it was myers (and lied about his age like all craiglist ads must..). I hate Mike Myers, he is supposed to be a prick of misery and I find him absolutely unfunny. I never heard a thing about his love life so maybe it's him.
@ bobby trendy- i knew a few very handsome (and educated, accomplished) gay guys but I also came across a LOT of uglier than sin, skinny gay boys who seriously thought they were beautiful. Boggled the mind. I loved their moxy but sometimes their over the top self confidence was grating.. almost like it was an act. Oddly they were the cattiest towards people and their looks and the hot gays were not. Bobby needs serious dermabrasion. Where did Anna Nicole pick him up anyway?
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Doh, I hope MK is bonging when he reads that Bobby Trend is resembling him! LOL
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:28pm.
LMAO Bobby Trendy does resembelate MK a little bit Dee is right!
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a wee bit... I thought maybe he lost weight. haha~!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
#1 = Fake Item
#2 = Ernie Borgnine - at his age the poo-poo is not purpose.
#3 = I agree with Stock Brocker - Susan Boyle
Whichever hot Asian answers that ad had better be careful because I'm betting the writer is a trailer trash serial killer!!! There is no way a real actor trolls for sex on Craigslist. I just don't believe it. It's just too easy to get someone to have sex with when you are in a movie, any movie and Zac and the Twilight bitches are well known enough that they don't have to take chances like this. So I say, just be careful!!
The other BI's are just to nasty for me to think about!!
everybody is WRONG!! It's Taylor whatever his name is from Twilight, the warewolf kid!!! Am I the only one who can see he is GAY?? Plus, he is b-list about to be a-list after new moon, come on... hasn't anybody heard him talk?? he is gay! Why isn't he ever seen with a girl like mr. edward???
Fake blind items. I knew the minute I saw number 3. No one would fuck Gaga. They are all fake.
the craigslist ad is obviously fake...or the gay who posted it is really dying to come out because there is nothing "discreet" about that ad and its repercusions.
scat is a very spreadout fetish in Hollywood...so this could be just anyone.
guess anyone is A list now. Reality stars, Lady CaCa, etc... LOL sorry but CaCa is not quite there yet. She needs to put out a string of multi-platinum albums and try again in a few years to be considered something other than the flavor of the month or one-hit wonder du jour.
Can someone please send that coyote that killed Jessica Simpson's dog Miss Trendy's way?
Sensimina on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:38pm.
"It's def. someone from the Twilight movies. An auxiliary cast member that thinks his career is "really going to take off!" after Twilight."
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Yeah, I don't think any of the main actors would risk being outed and have stories about them circulate by hooking up on Craig's List. Sounds like someone way down the list who has illusions of grandeur.
Paul Dano----Robert Ilier--------Chace Crawford----Zac Efron-------------Kellan Lutz---------Frankie Muniz------------Josh Zuckerman----
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:52pm.
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Not if it was with her hub.
he is fuuuggglier 'n fug
Hmmm....it appears dermabrasion ain't in vogue no more...
Could he take Accutane?
Or might he get pregnant?
VPL, huh? Bobby musta had many treatments. His face resembles the moon.
#2 Dave Chappelle - I Wanna Piss on You.
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MK, the DL tard said he wanted a gorgeous asian BOY. Bobby Trendy is a gaysian geriatric.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:50pm.
3) Taylor Swift
Beyoncé's dressing-room sex was much better.
Submitted by snarla on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:25pm.
snarla, I heard this same story about Robert DeNiro. I swear to god, someone told me a story about him a few years ago when I was at the dog run in Washington Square. He purportedly shat in the woman's home, on her livingroom floor. I've also heard from very good sources that he likes the peen on the side.
1) Mickey Rourke
2) Mickey Rourke
3) Taylor Swift
FUCK NO, it's not Jackson Rathbone!! I think he's comfortable enough in his own skin to be out and proud if he was gay. And no Twi-tard gives a fuck about anyone but Rob Pattz, so they wouldn't be upset if he was gay.
Indie films are his thang. He wouldn't say something like "soon to be A list". Word around town is his a total manwhore, so I don't believe he's secretly pounding gaysians in his spare time. If it's someone in the Twilight cast, I'd say it's one of the classmates or other non-Cullen vamps.
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
1. Mike Myers
2. Jon Gooselineshitsonyou
3. Susan Boyle...written all over it.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
26 is too old to be that fug werewolf kid, but yeah, I'd assume it's one of the Twilight kids. Oh, please let it be Daniel Cudmore...
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There's the door, spaceman.
Bobby T has VPL. (Not that I looked.) Who thinks Zac is straight? I say the ad is bogus on many levels and you'd probably end up chained to a radiator.
I guess Jackson Rathbone...he's got gay face. And I doubt Efron would say he was a B-Lister.
It's not Zac Efron. I don't think he's the type to refer to himself as a "B list" actor. Even if he's not technically, he's kind of A list right now. Plus, I don't see him being into Asian twinks. I feel like he probably likes "bear" or butch types. It's def. someone from the Twilight movies. An auxiliary cast member that thinks his career is "really going to take off!" after Twilight.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
What sort of douche would describe himself as B list soon to be A list actor???
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:21pm.
Thanks, stank! I heard years ago that Richie Sambora was into scat every now and again. Ew.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:28pm.
It's the hair, his skin coloring (although MK's completion is perfect), and the thin body. He looks fierce here, just like MK.
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Submitted by snowpiece
"Bob's your uncle"
Hahaha!
innit! :D :D :D
Bobby Trendy is NOT remotely sexy. Not at all! But whoever the spelling-challenged Hollywood dope was who posted the ad is right: Lots of cute Asian boys in Vancouver! heheheheheee
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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LMAO Bobby Trendy does resembelate MK a little bit Dee is right!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
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"How's your father?" is the way it's said.
Since the blind item says "farver" in an extreme cockney accent..
I guessed the pooper to be Russell Brand.
If it was Robert Pattinson all those Twihards would spotaniously combust from disappointment. And I seriously hope #2 isnt my beloved Gerard Butler, but he does seem like the type to go raunch in the sack.
"Why dont you take your Big Bag of Douchebaggery to someone who really gives a shit"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:21pm.
I know! What is wrong wif me? Maybe it's the way Bobby is aiming his no-no regions.
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I know the second one hints at a Brit, but I'd like to just say a friend who had a dominatrix roomie told me the Clooney was a client of hers and indeed likes pooh play.
I also have a story about another friend-of-a-friend that ends with Robert DeNiro asking "so, uh, can I shit in your mouth?" but i'm 99% sure that was just his way of telling her to get out of his bed.
Submitted by AttentionWhore on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:17pm.
"how’s your farver?" is English slang for casual sex.
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Oh, that makes sense!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:14pm.
What's a farver?
(n)a person that deficates in their own home.
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Ummm, I'm a farver, spefically in my household toilet. Do you only poop at the nearby McDonalds?!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:14pm.
What's a farver?
(n)a person that deficates in their own home.
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LOL! I don't think so.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 3:20pm.
I know you're gonna kick me in the crotch bone for saying this, MK. Buuuuut, Bobby looks like he could be your very, very slutty brother. *wincing*
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Thanks, stank! I heard years ago that Richie Sambora was into scat every now and again. Ew.
I know you're gonna kick me in the crotch bone for saying this, MK. Buuuuut, Bobby looks like he could be your very, very slutty brother. *wincing*
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