The Search For Daisy Continues
Jessica Simpson's beloved dog friend Daisy faked her own dognapping to get away from the dumbass was captured by the coyotes on Monday and she pleaded to the coyotes to return her safely, but so far she hasn't gotten an answer. So Jessica has taken her search to the next level by hiring Detective La Toya to get to the bottom of Daisy's disappearance. No, but she should have done that. Instead, Jessica has hired a company called FindToto.com.
The company issued an Amber Alert on Daisy and called 1,000 of Jessica's closest neighbors. The company thinks Daisy might be hurt, so they asked people to check their yards and under their decks.
I wonder if FindToto paid a little visit to the douche den of Twit & Twat, because I read this at People earlier today: Spencer Pratt surprised Heidi Montag Tuesday morning with a 9-week-old female maltipoo. "Spencer gave me the best gift ever, a maltipoo puppy that we have named Dolly."
I mean, Spencer is a mangy beast who constantly slobbers, so maybe he's really the one who snatched Daisy.
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Feel so bad for Jessica and wish I could give her a hug. What a rough year she's had. I pray Daisy IS found. Wouldn't that beat all? xoxoxox
If you've ever lost a pet like this, it's absolutely devastating, you pray they are only hurt and have gone off to hide, you just cannot imagine how painful this is to an animal owner - never mind someone who just lost a relationship and loved her like a child, that animal was always there for her and loved her unconditionally.
I hope she finds her animal but it's highly unlikely and believe me this will effect her for a very long time even if she gets another dog it will never replace the one eaten alive. Trust me.
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ubmitted by stake_spike on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 6:25pm.
This stupid bitch really is a fucking stupid bitch. You dumb ass, your dog is dead. Your ineptitude and negligence killed your fucking dog!
Nice try trying to stay in the fucking papers on the back of your dead dog. May a coyote attack your stupid ass.
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the dog wasnot an outdoor dog, obviously. So how hard is it to watch while it's outside; where you know there are coyotes(notorious for taking domestic pets). duhduhduh
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Submitted by CrazyGal on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 1:55am.
Well, let me just say that you must be watching a lot of movies where the heroin always saves the day.
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Submitted by CrazyGal on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 1:55am.
Well, let me just say that you must be watching a lot of movies where the heroin always saves the day.
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Bottom-feeder.
A coyote took her pet, a FUCKING COYOTE! Not a freaking Labrador! I dislike this bitch tremendously but I don't think there is anything she could have done to save her pet once the coyotes grabbed it. Some people say "yeah, I could have thrown something". Well, let me just say that you must be watching a lot of movies where the heroin always saves the day. You see, in real life, when shit like this happens, you never find a branch or a stone and you rarely hit the target, not to mention, shock, pain and fear can immobilize even the best of us, so saying she could have saved the doggy from an animal that is a pro at eating little bitches is right out stupid.
I feel bad for the little anklebiter but I can't believe she wasn't a better dog owner. Fence in your yard before getting another mutt, dumb@ss. I'm an animal lover and there's no way I'd let a tiny dog like that loose in known coyote territory. It's not like she can't afford a huge fence to keep her pup safe.
Sorry all, I can't be snarky on this one. I feel terrible for her. This happens quite a bit out here in Arizona. Especially if one lives on the edges of town where they just developed. I think poor Daisy is dead, and to be honest, I hope she is, because being mauled by a most likely rabid coyote isn't a good thing.
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While she's at it, maybe FindToto can locate her missing brain, as well.
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Poor dumb ol' CHESTica. I guess she thinks that the COYOTE that took her dog is holding it for ransom. So, she asks people to look around & keep an eye peeled, because they just might see the ACME PRODUCTS van the coyote drove up in, and that might lead them to find Wiley Coyote, Super Genius, with whom she can negotiate.
Someone needs to break it to CHESTica that her dog is history. Maybe if you replace the word "coyote" with "LION" she'll get the idea. Then again, maybe not; she might get it confused with "Pete Puma"...
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Submitted by Vporterhouse on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:15pm.
I live in the canyons in LA - coyotes are a serious threat.
Maybe they'll scare off the cougars?
I live in the canyons in LA - coyotes are a serious threat. Not only have they been displaced by all the construction and wildfires, they are starving - AND thirsty. I see them in broad daylight on Mulholland, in the gated communities, and I have also seen one cruising the flats in Beverly Hills. In addition to being desperate, I think they are evolving and getting more brazen and very crafty at their game. I know they are picking dogs off in yards and hiking trails with the owners close by, but up in Mandeville Cyn a unwitting housekeeper had dog snatched by a coyote while she was walking it on a leash. It's against the law to kill these coyotes. I'm not for killing these poor animals, but they need to be captured and relocated. It's a serious situation, and unfortunately for Jess her dog is toast. The most the Fido peeps will find is a bloody collar.....I'm a professional dog walker and I come across them all the time :( When a human baby is snatched (it's only a matter of time) perhaps some laws will change.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 5:58pm.
You mean this ain't been her last three years. I can't remember the last time she had a good year.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:14pm.
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Angel_i,
Love the new avi! You’re an artiste!!!
RE: This Espece d'imbecile…if she is not smart enough to know that predators will take an 8-9 lb dog in a heartbeat, she shouldn’t have a dog anyway.
Give her a stuffed dog and tell her it's just a "Low-key" rare breed.
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Yes, her dog's sad death has everything to do with her borderline retardation. Anyone who lives in areas inhabited by coyotes and other predatory animals knows that they should not leave pets of any kind unattended for even a moment outside. Jessica essentially killed her own dog and it makes me sick to my stomach to think about it.
Clarisse!
(i'm really just mad cuz I was gonna make the same joke about something else a couple weeks ago but thought it might be too soon and now I see that it's really not :P)
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A dingo ate her babeh!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:21pm.
FROM KANYE WEST:
DAISY IS DEAD. NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BEYONCE NEW VIDEO.
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BRAVO!!! I just spit Stella all over my computer!
Daisy is a coyote-treat...move on!
This whole situation reminds me of "Look Who's Talking Now?" when their dog "Rocks" ends up fighting the Coyotes. I don't know why, but it does.
My dog Rocco would fuck some Coyotes up.... or at least try to befriend them, then tear their faces to shreds!
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Will the folks at FindToto consider the case solved if they bring Jess coyote feces made from Daisy parts?
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 6:56pm
Exactly most owners would have grabbed a branch, some rocks, a water hose, something, anything to save their pet. This dumb bitch just watched it happen.
And should Heidi be getting another dog? I mean what happened to the first one she had, Bella? (How pathetic that I know that, but I used to watch the Hills when it first came out).
I gotta say that if my cat was grabbed by coyotes my ass would have jumped fences and ripped through the woods chasing those fuckers while screaming my cats name (I'm dramatic that way). And, I'd likely hire this company because I would be in a severe state of denial.
If Jessica saw her dog being carried away by coyotes then it's really unlikely that her poor dog is still alive, but if believing Daisy is still alive makes her feel better then I say let her believe it.
I'm torn between feeling sorry for her and thinking she is the dumbest of dumb bitches for letting Daisy get taken. There's no coyotes anywhere near where I live, but I never leave my three little dogs out alone. Also, damn you Spencer, Dolly is MY dog's name!
Submitted by Rocket on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:08pm.
Why couldn't the coyotes grab that bag of bones Paris Hilton?
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Coyotes need meat, not bones. And I'm sure that they have enough sense to steer clear of that.
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This stupid bitch really is a fucking stupid bitch. You dumb ass, your dog is dead. Your ineptitude and negligence killed your fucking dog!
Nice try trying to stay in the fucking papers on the back of your dead dog. May a coyote attack your stupid ass.
the dog is fucking dead. Deal with it Jess. I'm sure you've learned your lesson. Never leave your dog out by itself in an area where coyotes run. Dumbass.
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"Submitted by Beth4 on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 6:00pm.
This twat just twittered that everyone who says she is dumb for still searching for her dog are assholes. What's wrong bitch - truth hurt???"
She is WAY in denial over this...coyotes are true fuckin' predators and show no mercy. Daddy Simpson needs to take his hand out of his pocket long enough to sign her into a mental facility if she still thinks this dog is out there alive.
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Noooo!
I think Jessica is a dumbass and all that, but her dog was the cutest of all those dogs those fuckers carry around like accessories.
It looked kind to, shit it had to be if it had to put up with Jessica.
RIP little doggy :(
This twat just twittered that everyone who says she is dumb for still searching for her dog are assholes. What's wrong bitch - truth hurt???
Man, this just ain't Simp's year. She gets called fat, gets dumped, her dog gets eaten...I feel sorry for her.
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If only Joe had been equally inattentive when letting little Jessie play in their backyard in the Encino hills.
What an incredibly stupid waste of money, that dog was probably alive for a matter of seconds or minutes.
You don't even have to be somewhere remote for this to happen, some chihuahuas and and cats have been eaten by a coyote (named "Neville" by those who have been defending him) in a central part of Toronto, they were going to put him down but have not been able to catch him. Happens in other areas of the city too, I guess the coyotes live in ravines and there are enough of them to travel throughout the city. Its always a risk with pets, especially the smaller ones, but there is only so much you can do unless you hold them 24/7 which is obviously not feasible or desirable.
Sucks and I feel bad for her but that money would be much better spent at animal shelters, or just about anything else but trying to find a dead and eaten dog.
I wouldn't be surprised if this idiot didn't cry wolf and the dog is in her house.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 5:04pm.
Exactly. Coyotes are wild animals. Los Angeles has leash laws. It is nobody's fault but Jessica's that Daisy has gone onto the Rainbow Bridge. She is clearly irresponsible.
Didn't Nick get her that dog so that she would learn some responsibility before they had children?
Obviously, not a lesson she learned.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:21pm.
FROM KANYE WEST:
DAISY IS DEAD. NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT BEYONCE NEW VIDEO.
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LMAO! Thanks for the hearty laugh.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 5:01pm.
There are signs all over the Presidio stating that this is coyote breeding/whelping season and to keep all pets on a leash and out of restricted areas.
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I figured as much. I was reading people defending her and thinking...you know, when I lived in Vancouver there were, regularly, coyote warnings. I practically walked right up to a coyote on the street once (it was dark, he was eating garbage) during one of those times. I'm sure she could have been more careful. It's very sad.
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Daisy may be hurt? Daisy was lunch.
There are signs all over the Presidio stating that this is coyote breeding/whelping season and to keep all pets on a leash and out of restricted areas.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:41pm.
Off topic: Report dating site spam!! Christ, they are getting so damn annoying!
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Daisy + coyote = supper stuff.
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what are the fucking chances for that tiny dog to survive after being in the jaws of a hungry coyote?
This is real life, not a Warner Bros. cartoon, you dumb bitch...is not like you are making that much money to be wasting it on a detective to look for a piece of road kill or coyote poo (which is essentially what Daisy is by now).
Sometimes her stupidity has no limits!
Oh geez, the brain dead big tittied frog is more stupid than I thought. I cannot believe she actually hired someone to look for dog after it was snatched by a coyote. She's bleached her hair so much it's destroyed what very little brain cells she had to begin with.
Daisy has either been shitten out by now from a coyote or someone is holding this biatch for ransom from this dumb ho. Either way RIP DAISY, its better you never see Jessica again, I hope whoever has you is taking good care of you and will love you, if you are coyote kibble, sorry, run free on the Rainbow Bridge, and again you'll never have to endure the embarassment of Jessica again.