Smokey And The Pill Bandit
73-year-old Burt Reynolds is in a Florida rehab facility, because he just can't stop getting hongray for painkillers.
The National Enquirer reports that Burt was forced into rehab after he was taken to the crazy house last month. A source says that Burt was found bloody and dizzy in his home after he fell down due to too much boozing and pill-popping. Burt was taken to the hospital, but he started to bring the crazy, so they checked him into a mental facility. The mental hospital would only release Burt if he went to rehab. And there he is.
Burt's manager wouldn't confirm the rumor about the mental hospital, but they did release this statement:
"After a recent back surgery, Mr. Reynolds felt like he was going through hell and after a while, realized he was a prisoner of prescription pain pills. He checked himself into rehab in order to regain control of his life. Mr. Reynolds hopes his story will help others in a similar situation. He hopes they will not try to solve the problem by themselves, but realize that sometimes it is too tough to do on their own and they should seek help, as he did."
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he's spin this however he likes but he's been a junkie on and off for decades. this was the same out-of-control behavior that his ex, loni anderson, dealt with alone until they broke up. i think this was around a 14-17 year period.
damn i hate whining lying celebrities.
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Submitted by watch me boogie on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 7:29pm.
Hey thanks, angel_i.
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Hey don't thank me (but you're welcome anyways:), thank Burt for offering up such a great statement!
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Oh no! What stylist let him out with 3 different color blacks and 3 different fabric on!www.vivaswag.com
OH NO!!! not mah Bandit!! oh, how i love his bubble gum-chewing ass!*now don't be cussin' on this here radio*
i LOVED his museum in Jupiter, Fla. Damn, old and all, i love this sessy ass pepaw!
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jayzus....good thing they plastered that botox smile on his face...
he's starting to look like a tussaud's version of Dr. Sardonicus...
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"Due to recent back surgery" yea right...he was an abusive alcoholic and taking pills way back when he was with Lonnie Anderson.
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Can't hate on Smokey, maybe he had his wisdoms pulled.
Peace and blessings, watch me boogie (the things you people make me say!), maybe show her the Burt story...and other stories like his. She might think you're a nag but you'll be making your point...
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Burt's still hot. I never seem to know exactly where to find him but he pops into shit I'm watching at the oddest times and he is always a breath of fresh air!
I also dig, Coconut Coochie, that he went the "with wrinkles" option:)
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When my mom started abusing her legitimately-prescribed pain meds to the point where she fell down and bloodied her head, my dad covered for her and she just got stitches and went back home to keep doing the ol' crush-n-snort. Looks like being famous doesn't *always* get you out of rehab. Hey Burt, get my mom into a hospital, wouldya?
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Didn't Loni have a pill problem, too? I'd like to get a look at her now.
And what's the point of all those facelifts if he still has those wrinkles? So instead of pointing in all directions, they just go sideways. Creepy.
Burt Reynold was not so long ago the hottest piece on the planet! Go back and watch some Smokey and the Bandit or some Best Little Whorehouse in Texas and tell me you don't want a mustache ride! He's actually a really great actor too, puts to shame the fucking wastes of film we have to look at these days. Get well soon Burt! You are still hot, hot shit!
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This is really sad he could have been a great Burger King mask:
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Pain killers are no good long term!
*reaches for Jack Daniels*
Just take away his license to drive and let the old man pop his pills and booze it up. Does his have any children?
Oh no, not Burt! He's a legend here in Tallahassee. I'd never suspect him for a pill popper... maybe a boozer...
Aw, poor pill poppin' pepaw! (PPPP!)...I gotsta have a case of the sads up in here cuz he elderly like dat...
BUT, jus' askin'.... who be guardin' that sweet, sweet PPPP medicine cabinet he left behind...cuz jus' sayin' I'll volunteer....
eta: I left out a 'P'....
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Haha yeah, I agree that the more years I hang around this planet will likely make me more liberal with my vices.
Shit, I was just over liveto100.com and took that test, it said I will live to 83, even though I answered it honestly, admitting to drinking every single day.
I dig that he chose the "with wrinkles" option for his stretched out face.
I agree. The older I get, the more fucked up I wanna be. Then, hopefully, when I die I just won't notice.
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Yeah, if I live to 73 I won't be cutting down on any of my vices, especially alcohol. I think I'll step up the ratio on that one, as a matter of fact. Nursing home or not.
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He has had major back pain for a good deal of his life so it makes sense. He should just keep on keeping on with the pills and get a nurse until he passes. I mean he's 75.. rehab? No dear, you need your meds and your jacket.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:53pm.
I diagnose post-traumatic face-lift syndrome (PTFLS).
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Dude was married to the Queen of the Junkies Judy Carne. Prolly started on their wedding night.
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wow that naked spread for Cosmopolitan now seems light years ago. He was sizzling when he was in his prime.
How is it that a man gets 7 face lifts and still has crow's feet for miles?
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yes true , but can you actually picture how crazy they must have been acting , like seriously CRAZYYYYYYY and not in the funny kind of way because i remember other celebrities who could have fit the bill heather locklear , the lead singer of depeche mode had a britney period in the nineties , ellen degeneres ex-girlfriend (don't remember name) , etc they seemed more like a danger how comes they didn't end up in a psych ward and that depeche mode dude was about to die in front of the cameras i think britney was the first one i heard about going to such extremes .
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I like him. I had season tickets as a child to the Tampa Bay Bandits!
He sure pissed people off when he used to land his helicopter on top of his condo building without consent inside of the Belleview Biltmore property (in Florida)! I hate seeing that thing flying over all the time but it was him so he got a pass...
He still looks great. Painkillers and Benzos are a motherfucker to kick, and Benzos and Alcohol are the only withdrawals that you can actually die from.
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Aww man.. poor Burt, cant believe all the haters, guess Im just older and remember when he was the shiznit back in the day.
Get thee well Burt.. good luck. I have a family member with severe constant back pain from a car injury and hopefull this story might convince her to go to rehab as well she is a fan of Burts and is also hooked on the bad shit.
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well around here, you have to be deemed a danger to yourself or others to get into the nut house, just saying.
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question , is it really that easy to get someone in the psych ward , i mean all this celebrities britney, mischa, burt , it just looks so easy i don't think is right i mean how where they acting ? i don't get it because i read somewhere that is actually really hard to commit someone ........... am i missing something?
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Is he too old to use the ever popular "Just had my wisdom teeth removed" excuse...?
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Yeah, "back surgery". Right. Way to find an excuse and roll with it.
But in all honesty, the guy is 73 fucking years-old. Drink and pop whatever the hell you want. Christ, he's lasted this long.
it should be a universal right that past the age of 60 everybody who wants to pop a pill or two should be allowed to do so , damn right!!!!! what else are you supposed to do ???? : D
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IIRC, didn't he already have a pill problem years ago when married to Loni Anderson? I seem to remember something about him and dental problems that led to pain pill poppin'. Can't stand the bastard.
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Now maybe they will tear down that ugly statue of him at FSU. And Burt Reynolds Hall.
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Never liked his arrogant azz.
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R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
Meh. Loser.