It's Hard Out There For Chris Brown
Chris Brown began his first day of community service today in Richmond, Virginia. Chris spent the day pulling out weeds with his beaver teeth, picking up trash (the jokes write themselves) and destroying horse shit by flinching at it. They should have punished him even more by making him wear that precious powder blue sweater and bow-tie.
It didn't take long for the paparazzi and "fans" to find out where Chris was. Yeah, it didn't take long, because Chris sent them a smoke signal in the form of a tweet before he left his house. Chris even posted a picture of him in his "community service outfit" on his aptly named Twitter account Mechanical Dummy. Seriously, it's like he's bragging about his weed pullin' ensemble. I won't be surprised if Chris leaves his final day of community service in a sparkly gown ala Naomi Campbell.
Below is footage of Chris wacking weeds and waving to the fans. It's a hard life. If you're in the area, you should drive by and say "hi" to Chris. And by "say hi," I mean dump all your used tampons near him.
"Yo, Chris Brown, I know you're picking up trash and all and Imma let you finish, but Boy George is the best trash picker-upper of all-time." - Kanye
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kdracofan, that is fucking HILARIOUS!!! Boy George...bwhahahaha!
Keep picking those weeds, Chris!
One of these pictures will look good as my new desktop background :)
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What's kind of relationship do you want?Hope you can find your perfect match.
but What would Kanye say?
"Yo, Chris Brown, I know you're picking up trash and all and Imma let you finish, but Boy George is the best trash picker-upper of all-time." - Kanye
bawhahahahhahahahaa
thanks MK
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:24am.
and yes, it is indeed a good change for their country and the whole world.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:24am.
i'm not 'merkin but i do like obama and was really happy when he got elected!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
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I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:15am.
speaking of kanye...
http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/17/barack-obama-kanye-west-jackass-video/
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After all those years of the Bush administration, what a pleasant change it must be for all you 'Merkins that the word jackass is associated with your President's comments and not his character.
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speaking of kanye...
http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/17/barack-obama-kanye-west-jackass-video/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
"Yo, Chris Brown, I know you're picking up trash and all and Imma let you finish, but Boy George is the best trash picker-upper of all-time." - Kanye
MK is definitely the funniest mofo on the planet! love ya, mk!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
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It takes a tough man to pull those tender weeds Chris Brown...Keep fucking that chicken!
Picking it up here, boss. Picking it up there, Dragline.
Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker??
FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!
Erotic but not pornographic......Sexy but not scandalous
......Merry and not indecent......
Bad site good place http://www.Sugarloves.Com~~~~
Lecherous man home,beauty paradise!!!
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:54pm.
I know this isn't the right thread for this, but fuck Top Model. I fucking swear.
Tyra and Co. kicked off this girl that had fantastic photos last week for a girl that was bitching about every little thing. Of course, Tyra once again favors the black girl over the white one. I swear, I fucking hate this bullshit.
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Tyra is an asshole.
To be fair, he does seem to be putting his back into it.
Any anyone who says weeding is for pussies has never tried to root out hard-ass weeds.
That shit is tough!
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Submitted by labellavienna on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 3:40am.
He looks hot, he can beat my ass up any day. =]
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Girlfriend,there is nothing "HOT" about that mess, Chris Brown! Props to MK for the, "BOY GEORGE IS THE BEST TRASH PICKER OF ALL TIME!" ahahahahaaaa..too much!
He looks hot, he can beat my ass up any day. =]
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You know he wishes it was Rihanna he was swinging that hoe at
I don't think he even has a high school diploma. If he wasn't famous by he'd be lucky to land a job at McDonald's.
How long does this douche have to work?
He'll be calling in sick within a week.
He'll choose to do the jail time.....you don't have to do anything in jail either than make sure you don't get killed and show up for meals.
(Ahhhh....not that I know....a FRIEND of mine told me.....:)
@teamvaltrex:
Sorry, even my standards aren't that low.
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For New Jersey, or Paris Hilton's cooze? :)
The title of this article should have been "It's hard to be a woman beating douche bag like Chris Brown"...
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Haha! I know I have been visiting Dlisted for way too long when earlier, while talking to my boyfriend, I told him I had seen this picture (on CDAN) and said that I wanted to find out where he was and get all my girls together to dump our used pads and tampons in his area. Guess you have had quite the influence on my thought process, MK.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:13am.
Sorry, even my standards aren't that low.
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Well, they're certainly way qualified for Jersey...but wouldn't they be much too busy tending Paris Hilton's snatch?
That was a boring video. And why isn't he out with the road crew picking up trash off of the streets? All he was seen doing here was whacking a few weeds and it didn't seem to amount to much being accomplished in terms of beautifcation of the city streets. I do hate to say it, he looks hotter than most guys would look in that stupid road crew outfit.
awww.....poow poow Chwis.
I wish it was the L.A. Freeway, so I could laugh at him in person.
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Ughhh, Chris Brown and all of the people that are still his fans should be annihilated.
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I know this isn't the right thread for this, but fuck Top Model. I fucking swear.
Tyra and Co. kicked off this girl that had fantastic photos last week for a girl that was bitching about every little thing. Of course, Tyra once again favors the black girl over the white one. I swear, I fucking hate this bullshit.
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Ok that video is boring!
Play the vid with no sound and play this at the same time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXaI-xsyYTQ
Seriously? This jackass is posting pictures of himself in his community service vest on his gd twitter account?? That just shows that he has no shame and no remorse connected to what he did. Any sane human being who felt any kind of shame about the act they committed would sure as hell not go around publicizing themselves in serving out their punishment!? Saying "check out my outfit" like it's funny that you beat a woman and have to pick up tree limbs all day?
The worst part is the idiot girls on there saying how hot he looks!? Really? He beats women dummies. It's not going to be sexy when he gives you a black eye.
christ.
I'm in Richmond and I hope to god I don't see this a-hole walking around.
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But, R.I.P. Mary Travers of Peter, Paul & Mary. Grew up listening to them and this makes me so very sad :(
So what? We all come running and you ignore us? That's so princessy of you!
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
They should've made that panty-waist wear that sweet powder-blue sweater/bow tie ensamble he wore on Larry Queen Live.
Yes Capt Spaulding
(goes to her corner)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:31pm.
Can I clear a room or what?
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Well, I DID just came back to ask if this was Old Joke Day.:)
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Can I clear a room or what?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
*wipes tear* that was the funniest thing I've read/heard today.
I think I'll leave on that note. thx tv
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In NJ, we have S.L.A.P., which stands for Sheriff's Labor Assistance Program, where they make inmates clean highways and shovel driveways and such. When I become Governor, we'll have a program for female inmates - B.I.T.C.H.S.L.A.P., which stands for Bisexual Inmates That Clean Highways, Sheriff's Labor Assistance Program.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
This reminds me of when my sister had to do community service in a soup kitchen (because they don't make pretty petite blondes do roadside trash pickup, apparently) and she let everyone think she was volunteering out of the goodness of her heart because it was around Thanksgiving time... *seethes and vomits* (She was caught shoplifting a $700 coat and other sundries from a very chichi boutique, if you want to know)
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:05pm.
HAHHAHAHAH
now, someone run him over. make my day.
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why won't you let me be great with my Tom Fords??
Everytime he waves at someone those cops should use their taser guns on his sorry ass.
dang...hope he don't git bit by no shnakes
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He should come to CR for some community service to the world. I would definately make him go into the jungle so he disappears.
Coma Caca!!