Saturday, September 19th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Lita Ford (51)
Danielle Panabaker (22)
Lydia Hearst (25)
Kevin Zegers (25)
Tegan and Sara Quin (29)
Alison Sweeney (33)
Jimmy Fallon (35)
Victoria Silvstedt (35)
Sanaa Lathan (38)
Soledad Obrien (43)
Trisha Yearwood (45)
Jarvis Cocker (46)
Cheri Oteri (47)
Joan Lunden (59)
Twiggy (60)
Sally Potter (60)
Jeremy Irons (61)
Freda Payne (67)
Adam West (81)
Rosemary Harris (82)
James Lipton (83)

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Submitted by Jem on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 7:07am.

yeahhhhh Happy Birthday to the Hot Slut Lita!!!

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Submitted by gucci on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:22am.

another fuckin hot ass virgo list (except solidad o
brien)damn mike your good!

that said, happy birthday to everyone except the racist bitch.

___________________

"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 6:17pm.

Hahahahaha, you mean that isn't C.C. DeVille.

Submitted by Coffy73 on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 6:11pm.

"Went to a party last Saturday night
I didn't get laid I got in a fight uh-huh
It ain't no big thing "

Swear to god, that was the first thing that popped in my head when I saw Lita Ford's pic, lol! Yes, I was into the hair bands back then, and she was one of my favs.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 5:18pm.

HB FREDA PAYNE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9ly_x6thM&feature=related

Not sure why she decided to go to war with her nose.She was in that "tranny look" tribe with Donna Summer,Grace Jones,& Madleen Kane back in the disco era.

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HB SANAA LATHAN: If your man starts mistreatin' you...I'm here baby.So fine.

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Submitted by mommylicious on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 2:30pm.

fuck yes!

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Submitted by Farrah on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 1:04pm.

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Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:16pm.

Freda Payne (67) - "Band of Gold" is one of my fave childhood songs!! My sister calls me and puts it on speaker whenever it's on the radio!!

Adam West (81) - Batman!!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 11:12am.

Happy birthday to Jeremy Irons!

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Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:51am.

DiamondDawg, JVM is my favorite cuntress in all the land! And MJ is/was(?) pretty much my favorite artist of all time. I hope JVM takes your inference of her looking like MJ and my cuntress comment as a compliment.

JVM, I will be your minion.

Submitted by freebird on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:48am.

HB Jeremy Irons. Whatever. I don't really care today.

Submitted by ja_guide on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:38am.

Happy birthday Jimmy Fallon, Sanaa Lathan,
Soledad Obrien, Freda Payne.

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Submitted by rebelagenda on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:16am.

I'd never seen Joan Lunden looking so hot.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:58am.

Kiss me once! Kiss me twice! Come on pretty baby, kiss me deadly! ugh, I hated that song.

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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.

DiamondDawg's picture
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:55am.

Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:21am.
Happy birthday to Jeremy Irons! No one else!
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LOL. Especially your JVM Helmet Head picture that somewat resembles Michael Jackson.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:52am.

What an insane amalgam of sluts today!

If we are talking like a pirate, then:

Yo, matey, is that a yardarm in your breeches or are ya just glad ta see me! Hoist a tankard of ale with me then, laddie!

♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Cadet Cougar's picture
Submitted by Cadet Cougar on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:51am.

Happy birthday to Jeremy Irons! No one else!

DiamondDawg's picture
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:36am.

Happy Barfday for everyone, but expescially:

Cheri Oteri
Jeremy Irons
Jimmy Fallon

and I can't believe Twiggy is still alive.

DiamondDawg's picture
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:34am.

Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:34am.
Arrrrgh. Avast, ye scurvy wenches.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
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L-O-Fucking-L!!!!!!!!!! Hilarious

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Submitted by sunflower99 on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:31am.

such as...

aargh, there be a stiff breeze a blowin'. Where's the cockswain?

sunflower99's picture
Submitted by sunflower99 on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:26am.

cockswain

that's my pirate word of the day. I try to use it every day but I never can fit it in.

happy b-day to all those people who don't give a shit whether or not I wish them a happy b-day.

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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:21am.

Who are Danielle Panabaker and Kevin Zegers? Oh Michael K, you forgot Sparky's b-day but mention people I've never even heard of???

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:04am.

Dayum, Lita is 51? How old is Ozzy now?

I used to rock that 'do back in the day. *remembers AquaNet fondly*

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Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:04am.

Arrrrgh. Avast, ye scurvy wenches.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
_________________
The Lord was the only man she ever felt helpless to figure out and that helplessness was almost a relief.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:58am.

HB Batman, Aunt May, and Bonnie Tyler!

No, wait.

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Bottom-feeder.

Manimal5's picture
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:53am.

HB Lita Ford an inspiration to all Rock and Rollers everywhere.

HB Adam West *does Batman dance*

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:52am.

Wow did you, like, just make up people for this list? JOS' KEEEEEEEDING!
('cept I really don't know who half of these people are...)

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

Green Is Good's picture
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:43am.

Yikes, that hair!

IrishFury's picture
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:40am.

HB to Lita and the hugely talented Jeremy Irons.

James Lipton is 83? Don't know if it's hair dye or botox but he sure as hell doesn't look it.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:36am.

HBD to Jeremy Irons and Adam West.

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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

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Submitted by The C word on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:38am.

My hair looks suspiciously like that this morning...well, at least on one side. HB Lita, Jeremy Irons, Batman, and the rest.

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day, mateys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8afSDTy7kU

Off to nurse my sore froat....
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