Hot Slut Of The Day!
Mare Simone - This hot slut is a real slut! But don't call her a prostitution whore, Mare Simon is a professional sexual healer. Yeah, I don't think this is what Marvin Gaye had in mind.
Mare tells The Sun that her curing vagina has clocked in around 1,500 peens. Mare gets paid to help couples who have issues with sexy times (i.e. dude can't get it up or chick can't have an orgasm). Mare holds therapy with both of them and sometimes she has to ride that peen in the name of HEALING!
She has helped nearly 10,000 couples for over 23 years and says that everything she's doing is legal, "I earn my living by sleeping with other women's husbands or boyfriends. But I am in no way a prostitute as sex surrogacy is legal, as long as it is done in a therapeutic and healing atmosphere. People are paying for counseling and to cure their problems - not sex. I am helping improve and change the sex lives of thousands of men, which means I am also helping improve the sex lives of their wives and girlfriends. My job is so fulfilling and enjoyable."
And just like that, thousands of hookers just ran out to get their "sexual surrogate" license and some candles (because the candles make it a healing session instead of a fuck time session). Shit, I may follow them too.
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I wonder how many diseases and viruses she has??
The funny thing is, a lot of her clients are sent there by their partners.
Quite a few delusional men fancy they are great lovers, while the women they are with wish they would get a clue. This woman provides that clue.
If guys really knew how women rate them in bed, and the idea that instead of thinking they are a great lover their partner is putting up with them, afraid to bruise their ego, but wishing for better, then we wouldn't see so many disparaging comments.
...and then there is the other half of it: Rating people on looks rather than feel. Everybody seems more concerned that they are being judged on who they take to bed than on whether they actually feel good or make their partner feel good. Know that empty feeling after some hookups? How about feeling completely satisfied and loved?
Mare Simone trains men and women in how to be what their partners want but seldom get. We don't expect to be Jimi Hendrix the first time we pick up a guitar...so why do we expect to be great lovers without any lessons?
http://www.tantraheaven.com/Blog.htm
http://www.hottantra.com
Do they have vacancy where she works? I'm in between jobs right now.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:51am.
I think that what she's doing could very well be helping a lot of people. Priestesses in many cultures have operated as sexual healers since the beginning of time.
I like how you think, Angle. *putting on M-Gaye toon*
aye, right. #gives side-eye#
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Tongue depressor, Stockie? That image and "therapeutic and healing atmosphere" will keep my mind entertained for at least the next 10 mins here at work, which is pretty good.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
I'd be rolling on the floor laughing if my better half even considered fucking this woman.
I would try viagra before I'd let someone I sleep with fuck a woman whose had 1500 partners.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Dont laugh! some people really need a surrogate.
I have a lover who definitely needs one. Poor thing cant keep an erection and it all seems so mental to me. Wish I could get him to go see her.
I can't even begin to fathom how pathetic someone has to be to "hate" someone on the internet and flame them, but it's got to be a pretty sad place to be in life.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Why can't we all just get along?
*pulls pants down and does the peepee circle swing*
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Hey M.E. and Stoney
I hate your asses, it's no secret. You two are the biggest hypocritical cunts around here, you just hide it in PMs because you're pussies. Unlike you, I don't give a shit about the imagined social hierarchy on an internet community.
PS - I get praised by posters who are too pussy to blast your asses in public ALL THE TIME in PMs and shit. Most people just don't even want to deal with your asses. Mostly I get kudos for calling out ME's bullshit.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Mare tells The Sun that her curing vagina has clocked in around 1,500 peens.
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I am having vivid flashbacks of yesterdays exploding vaginas.
*screams*
SO ANYWAY!
I think that what she's doing could very well be helping a lot of people. Priestesses in many cultures have operated as sexual healers since the beginning of time.
There. Now you can all pick on ME:)
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Cunt again! Cunt to Jack, now Stoney.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Pattern.
And it wonders why nobody likes it...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Hey Stoney, I can't stick around for your inevitable comeback, so you just have a nice day full of self-loathing, bitching about everything you can think about in the open post, and s'ing your pathetic loser ass boyfriend's d, okay you stupid piece of shit? K bye.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I'm sorry you're daddy didn't love your fat ass. Sucks to be unpopular.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Oh my god Stoney. Such a delusional bitch you are. With countless issues with your personality and appearance, no doubt. The only thing I respect about you is the fact that you're the most annoying attention whore cunt on Dlisted. It's like you and ME are having some sort of contest of who can be the stupidest bitch around.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I'll grip your fucking hermie peen if you don't stfu and respect my opinion.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:35am.
Who in the hell would fuck that ugly lardass?
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Christ, she's not the hottest piece of ass on the block but she's not a LARDASS. Get a grip.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Who in the hell would fuck that ugly lardass?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ohhh. This is my job! "Mr bla, to get a real boner please turn around. You watching, ms bla?"
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Give it up and search for more. Take me on a ride and bring me back safe , baby.
I suppose if this goes mainstream, men will suddenly become much more eager to go to couples' therapy and "work through issues".
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She ain't a beauty but looks like she'd be good at fuckey times.
If my husband wanted to be "healed" by a sex surrogate I would go possum-head on his ass, by the way.
I don't think she's over what happened to her in the past. She's just gone to the other extreme. Just my opinion. I do agree that there are quite a few people who need to learn how to have/give good sex but her way is not my idea of the best way (or something like that).
I also like the part where she says her family would be horrified at her choice of jobs. Um, you're in the newspaper now, lady, won't they see it or hear about it from friends? Doh!
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What's kind of relationship do you want?Hope you can find your perfect match.
"I see about four or five people a day and charge around £100 for a session."
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You'd think she'd be chafed by the end of the day.
Oh my gosh, I worked with a sweet but completely naive guy in NYC who started dating this blond skank whore bimbo who told him she was a sexual surrogate for therapy! Ahhaha. We laughed our asses off at him and broke the truth to him that she was just a slut and/or prostitute, but the poor guy was too gullible to see what she was all about. She was a piece of work.
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y Hekki on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 8:28am.
That is just icky. Though I'm curious about what she does if the women can't have an orgasm. Does she give them one? *vomits*
how is that icky? lesbians do it all the time
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Nicole ritchie in 20 years time!
I *SHUDDER* to think what her vagina looks like. She could prolly deliver sextuplets without dilating. Michelle duggar and Mare should have a competition to see whose chocha will quit who first.
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
From The Sun: Mare decided to take a four-day course in sex therapy, where she learnt about tantric sex, an ancient Hindu practice that concentrates on a slower form of sex. "It was fascinating and during the course I also realised, for the first time, that the rape I had endured a decade before was not my fault. I could enjoy sex without feeling dirty, ashamed or guilty."
Now, Mare spends most of her time working in the US, where she is inundated with clients. She says: "I see about four or five people a day and charge around £100 for a session."
(That's the only mention I found of her actual credentials.)
Jurl, you a prodditooshun ho.
I can't believe the authorities don't believe she ain't one.
Is Craig's List considered her appointment calendar?
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It's a real career, dammit! Don't act like my degree from Hotre Dame and my internship with the Bunny Ranch mean nothing. >:(
That is just icky. Though I'm curious about what she does if the women can't have an orgasm. Does she give them one? *vomits*
"Sexual surrogate" = nympho who took a psychology course
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 8:21am
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WTH is the tongue depressor for?? ;D
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100 a session.....lol
C Word ~ as long as you have a white lab coat, tongue depressor, lotions and candles it's considered "therapeutic".
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I'm a doctor too. I only wish I found my work as "fulfilling and enjoyable" as Ms. Simone does. Keep up the good work...
Hmmm. Maybe I should quit my day job and go into "counseling".
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And there are those who would argue that the front seat of a car or by-the-hour motel room is also a ‘therapeutic and healing atmosphere’.
At least her first name’s not ‘Brood’. ;)
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Does she accept food stamps?
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Much be a Scat specialist cuz bitch you look like shit.
I just thought of that Three's Company episode where Jack was dating a sex therapist and of course there was a misunderstanding and Janet thought she was a hooker. And Janet read her business card as "The Rapist" and the lady was like "no, that's therapist". Anyway, I miss John Ritter
She's a boner killer to me.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Judging by the photo I would have guessed any man with erectile problems would come away from a 'session' with a permanently sad willy and clutching a viagra script.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Pic of her 23 years ago, pls.
I'm guessing this old Mare ain't what she used to be.
man hands.