Jessica Simpson Is Still Searching
Jessica Simpson is flipping off the "assholes" who are LOLing at her for thinking that her fur baby Daisy is still alive. Jessica probably flips off with the wrong finger, but just pretend she did it right.
Jessica posted this message on her Twitter yesterday, just a few days after she watched Daisy Simpson get dognapped by coyotes.
You know, if those evil coyotes snatched my dog, I wouldn't be sitting around Twittering about it. I'd dress up as a sexy coyote slutgirl (aka like a Kardashian), sashay up to the hills and try to trap those bitches! Yes, everything I know I learned from Bugs Bunny.
The coyotes would most likely rip my ass cheeks off and bite at my nipples, but at least I could say I tried. So fur up, Jessica, and heads to the hills! The actual hills, not the TV show. I feel like I need to point that out to her.
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:40pm.
Maybe to YOU this is the only definition of being a 'parent' but i hate to break it to you that just cuz you HAVE a kid it does NOT make you a mother. I see better parenting at the fucking zoo then I do in daily life so please spare us that bullshit.
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Seriously true. The sea lions at Sea World are a billion times better trained than 98% of the children I see out in public.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I do feel badly for her--it is a traumatic way to lose a being that was loved. Nine out of ten of you people probably couldn't identify a coyote on sight if your life depended on it--most people mistake them for dogs and wouldn't be overly alarmed when it approached until it already had their dog or cat in it's mouth and was bounding away. And who is she hurting with her (likely) false hope? As far as those who are bitching about her Twittering about it, you only know about it because someone keeps reading it. Stop acknowledging her and she'll cease to matter.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
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RIP Daisy.
My heart goes out to Jessica. She didn't just lose a dog, she lost what was truely her best friend. Daisy was the one thing in the world who just loved Jessica for her.
RIP Fifi........ I will love you forever.
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Submitted by dulcecali on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:08pm.
What lewd comments from such a "pristine girl"...
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I was shocked myself by one other tweet:
"Jetlag is kickin' my cornholio."
For the briefest of moments I kinda liked her. The briefest, mind.
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Submitted by dulcecali on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:08pm.
"Breakfast Club" reference... nice!...
o.k.... now i'm really gone!
OT: you know it... it ain't here!
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What lewd comments from such a "pristine girl"...
AW! That's so cruel for people to laugh and joke about. I always used to think it was stupid to get attached to your pets until I got a cat. And yes I grew attached. This cat is a human in a cat body. He is very intelligent and I'd be crushed if something like that happened. Poor Jessica.
Jessica asks why she would still be searching?
BECAUSE THE DOG WAS THE COYOTE'S DINNER, THAT'S WHY!
and I say that with all sympathy for the mental midget because I also love dogs, but I am not their mother!
I also hate when people want to kill Coyotes. Coyotes are a member of the dog family and can breed with dogs and Wolves. =P
Ok maybe people are careful of coyotes, but it's jessica. I bet you she was just stupid. But when it came to everything else i bet you she was a good mom to daisy. I just have always thought she had a lot of love for that dog, and I don't always feel that way with these celebrities.
OK this i what I think. jessica is a dumbass and lazy. But has she predicted this she would have totally taken all the precautions. I can say she loved that dog, it was obvious and that's all i can say about her really. I feel for her here. I don't think she's stupid for looking though. This is the same way i feel about my pets, and I would do the same if i Could. I would know it was a slim chance, but I would still want to do what I can do. I loved Jessica's dog she was so cute and I thought that jessica seemed like a good dog person vs someone like Paris and a lot of other celebs. She took that dog a lot of places, like vacation and all and didn't neglect her at all, just made mistakes like this kind, which is something many would make that love their dogs because think about it, when you live in LA it's like probably not that uncommon for people to not be careful of coyotes, no one thinks it will happen to them. Just a guess. I just think that compared to a lot of celebs, jessica was a good pet owner, you gotta give her that.
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agree to disagree , okay dogs not equal a baby but for some of us a fur friend is as close as we are going into parenting , sorry but i am not lonely , i am engaged , have a business and i feel like a million bucks , but i feel deep inside i won't be a suitable mother because of my life and temper but my dogs are -like- my babies and i understand jessica is not the brightest tool in the shed but i mean if she wants to keep the hope daisy is alive well okay then ......... how many terminally ill cancer patients are totally in denial about their prognosis ? is it my job to tell them they are dumb and they should go home and die NOOOOOOO because that is what makes them live a few more months and you know what that is okay with me .
good she doesn't have a real baby some of us are just not meant to , maybe she would be neglectful but she loved the dog and if she wants to keep on searching then kudos to her , i KNOW I WOULD DO AS MUCH AS I COULD TILL SOMEONE WOULD BRING ME A BONE OR SOME FECES WITH MY DOG'S FUR ,TAG ,ETC,AS A PROVE OF BEIGN COYOTE CHOW.
okay but that is me,
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Yes, everything I know I learned from Bugs Bunny.
LMAO! I have said it before here that you're the Bugs Bunny of the Internets MK! I trained my son to watch and love Looney Tunes so I can relive my childhood and I always think of you when Bugs comes on.
*smooches*
Well Jess... yoties grab small dogs and cats to EAT THEM, so you better start looking around the hills for that pack of dogs and have their stomachs pumped out.
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I don't really understand this whole thing. If she saw the dog get grabbed did she run screaming after it? At that point she might have been able to get the coyote to drop the dog. She says she has hope because the dog is a fighter but if the dog didn't fight RIGHT THEN and get away then it didn't get away at all. A coyote suffocates their prey so the first minute is crucial.
Good job she's NOT actually a mom. I can't imagine a live human baby would have fared much better than her dog version.
Even the coyotes were offended by her Mom-Jeans. This was their way of pay-back!
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:50pm.
I'd rather have someone who dresses up their cat in baby clothes as a neighbor (oh, and we do) than some psychopath who is incapable of love, sympathy, and empathy. The child/pets debate is pointless. Live and let live. The oddball with her cat in a stroller won't kill me in my sleep, and she's derving happiness. I don't think that cat is happy, but, it is loved more than many children are in this world.
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Ok for one thing.....I think trying to place HUMAN clothing on an animal is cruel and so do alot of animal experts Secondly psychopath and other mental maladies would play right into someone who dresses up a CAT as a human? Jessica Simpson's dog is dead if she saw it snatched how awful for her but to lament that it is her baby is absurd. She's rich she can't afford a dog kennel? Does any of her security carry gun? Seriously if you are so lonely and out of touch that you feel like it is necessary to apply human emotions, traits and characteristics on your pet you need to self evaluate. And I don't give a shit about people thinking mothers have a holier than thou attitude. Animals are not human all they know when you say awwww mommies little babby want a cracker is damn bitch if fixin to feed me.
Get help if you need it (Jessica that would be U)
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 1:51pm.
Wow, I cannot believe the lack of compassion here, especially from the long-time, frequent posters.
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It's only cuz it's Jessica...and Papa Joe letting her run around like she's an adult, having pets and shit....
But really - it's cuz we're ninety percent sure she had just finished ignoring a news report about coyote warnings and said: Wanna go for a run, Daisy?
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I hear ya angel and I understand your point. I don't live out there. I'm a New England girl. We have coyotes here too, with bobcats, foxes, fishers, etc. and people lose pets to them all the time. With a cat it is easy to say that it should have been kept indoors but with a dog, not so easy. They have to go out for peepee and caca times not to mention exercise. It sounds like she didn't just open the back door and tell Daisy to go play. She was there, supervising and watching Daisy because she saw it happen...or at least that is what she says. It is weird that she is searching when she saw the coyote take Daisy. Coyotes are fast and there is no way she'd be able to run after it and keep up, especially if there was a fence in the route...coyotes can go under fences quickly. Maybe, like it is here in the northeast, all the development has pushed the wildlife into residential areas, looking for food. This time of year is when the coyotes start trying to put on some heft to get them through the winter. They are hungry, some starving and have adolescent pups to feed. They get really desparate for a meal and are even willing to get near a human if that is what it takes to get the prey.
Ya, I'm rambling but I guess my point is that this really could have happened to any of us and even if Jessica is not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, it still isn't nice to kick her when she's down. This isn't like making fun of her mom jeans or something stupid that she said.Everyone deserves some compassion. Yes, I expect MK to turn this into something humorous and I think even he is pushing it a little (in my opinion). If I had a problem with MK's treatment of Jessica, I would just stop reading his blog. I even expect some commenters to be jerks but overall, I hoped for compassion, at least from those who I "know" a little bit from reading their posts.
There I go, rambling again!
This bitch is just trying to stay in the papers now.
She didn't care enough to save her dog when she saw it being taken. The public are cold hearted monsters because they know her fucking dog is dead (because of her)? Get out of your fantasy land you dumb fucking twat, you killed your fucking dog (how long has she lived in Cali and doesn't know it's not supposed to be out by itself?) and now you're doing all you can to deflect the truth. Mom my ass, a caring dog owner would not have a) let their dog out and b) stood there and watched it get taken. You know those crazy bastards on the news who end up talking about how they killed an animal with their bare hands/plunged into below zero water/punched a shark in the face to save their pets, well that's what loving owners do.
Is she POSTIVE it was a coyote? Maybe it was papa Joe?
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 1:51pm.
Wow, I cannot believe the lack of compassion here, especially from the long-time, frequent posters.
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It's only cuz it's Jessica...and Papa Joe letting her run around like she's an adult, having pets and shit....
But really - it's cuz we're ninety percent sure she had just finished ignoring a news report about coyote warnings and said: Wanna go for a run, Daisy?
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A dingo ate your baby.
Jessica, you are NOT a mom. You are a pet owner, or at least you WERE a pet owner. And it sounds like you were a pretty dumb one at that to leave your little dog in a position where it could be picked off by a coyote.
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Wow, I cannot believe the lack of compassion here, especially from the long-time, frequent posters.
She's a lousy Mom if she let that dog play in an area that's known for coyotes and wolves. Dogs dead chick, it got ripped apart because you are a dumb ass. Is it chicken or tuna??????
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:34am.
Gives M.E. standing ovation. Well said.
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People who love their furbabies as kids don't bug me. I am frankly more disturbed by people who cannot love anything-beit dog, cat, teddybear, whathaveyou, unconditionally. I'd rather have someone who dresses up their cat in baby clothes as a neighbor (oh, and we do) than some psychopath who is incapable of love, sympathy, and empathy. The child/pets debate is pointless. Live and let live. The oddball with her cat in a stroller won't kill me in my sleep, and she's derving happiness. I don't think that cat is happy, but, it is loved more than many children are in this world.
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You have all just given me EXTRA encouragement to NEVER have kids. I would rather die then be clumped in with a bunch of closed minded holier then thou, self righteous mothers. Women really start to suck after they have kids its just all about how much more superior they are to everyone else. Snooze. Get over yourselves people. For real. I'm ghost, its been a pleasant 2 years.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:43pm.
Dog/Pet = Child NOT!!!
There is some truth to that. If I meet a chick and learn she has pets - GREAT! If I meet a chick and learn she has even one kid - BYE!
Would you let your child play in an area where something equivalent to a mountain lion couuld come and snatch him or her up?
Say you make a really dumb mistake and do this, would you sit home and fucking twitter about it instead of being out there searching for your child? NO!!!
If my daughter got snatched up by a wild animal because I was an irresponsible parent or because of a terrible twist of fate, I would search high and low until I literally fall down from exhaustion.
I wouldn't go back home and get on with fucking twittering....You can roll your eyes all day, I used to call my animals my "kids" and then I had my daughter and the love that I have for my daughter is something that trancends everything else in the universe...it is just not the same.
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Good for you, so when your daughter is abducted by some fucking pedophile we can all blame you for 'not watching her' like a wonderful mother should. And please spare us with that 'trancends everything' bs, you had a kid big freakin deal millions of women do it EVERYDAY. So sick of this animal/child debate. Kids are not for everyone so stop knocking how we feel towards what we love.
Dog/Pet = Child NOT!!!
If you are of that opinion you should seek professional help. FOR REAL
Yes, I have a dog that sleeps with me and I love him. I also have children. IT IS NOT THE SAME
PERIOD> you are delusional if you argue otherwise because it is fact, the only mother your dog has is the bitch that birthed it. You only have children if you (of whatever species you are) birth or adopt a child that will eventually grow up
1. She's NOT a "Mom". Sorry, but you don't get that title until you HAVE HUMAN CHILDREN. For her to say that is just ignorant. Yes I know people are fond of their pets, but they are not "mothers", they are PET OWNERS.
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Maybe to YOU this is the only definition of being a 'parent' but i hate to break it to you that just cuz you HAVE a kid it does NOT make you a mother. I see better parenting at the fucking zoo then I do in daily life so please spare us that bullshit. What does along with being a 'mother' is universal whether its with children/animals its all the same love and affection that is applied. Maybe you should get a dog and then speak from EXPERIENCE.
I cannot believe I feel sorry for the big-titted frog. Watching the coyotes carrying off her dog must have been horrific. Just because you live in an urban area, doesn't mean your animals are safe. Racoons have started attacking pets in the neighborhood. Each week, another lost cat sign goes up. I've seen coyotes in broad daylight, and they really weren't scared fo me, or our dogs. Granted, one is a dauchand, but our other dog is 40 lbs. Wild animals will always go for the easiest prey, and pets are like a can of Iams sitting on a plate to them. Even if they are leashed, dogs have been attacked by Coyotes. In Denver. We now take a skipole with us when we walk the pets at night, and don't take our children.
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I'm not defending her stupid ass in the LEAST!
1. She's NOT a "Mom". Sorry, but you don't get that title until you HAVE HUMAN CHILDREN. For her to say that is just ignorant. Yes I know people are fond of their pets, but they are not "mothers", they are PET OWNERS.
2. Dumb bitch didn't have the dog on a leash. Even *I* know there are coyotes running around in California and I only lived there for 2 months!
Defending this retard's ass is just pointless. She's just playing at the heart strings of all the childless folk out there who call their pets their "babies" for sympathy, all for a little press. That's how her whore family works.
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:18pm.
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Haha...nor did he coyote her ugly. ;)
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
John Mayer didn't snatch her Daisy.
"Daisy is my baby...I'm a mom."
I guess that means she really is a stupid bitch...but we already knew that. I did think Jessica was more spaniel-looking, though.
I bet Daisy paid those coyotes to snatch her ass: she was probably too clumsy to shoot herself like Paris Hilton's chihuahua.
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I'm surprised John Mayer hasn't used this situation yet to make a public spectacle of himself since he knew Daisy.
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I hope the dog shows up faceless on her doorstep. Stupid bitch.
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Where was Papa Joe with a shotgun to shoot that coyote down?! I thought these ppl were Texans.
I feel for her losing a pet tho. Poor Daisy didn't stand a chance. Jessica's life has really sucked lately.
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For the first time ever, I feel sorry for Jessica. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy, and for Daisy's sake I hope it was over quickly.
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There ya go Jess, there's hope for the after life
I found this shit in a website.
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There ya go Jess, there's hope for the after life
I found this shit in a website.
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There ya go Jess, there's hope for the after life
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:31am.
Yeah, I really don't think she should be calling herself a "mom" cuz that just makes her a mom that let her baby get dragged off by coyotes. It's not better.
I like how she took the time to promote her sisters stupid ass show inbetween her grieving tweets. LAME.
M.E., Daisy was no dinner, she was a snack. (I call teeny dogs "snack size".
I feel awful that Daisy had a horrible death, but I can't have sympathy for Jess. She is just too fucking annoying and stupid.
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Oh Jessica, you dumb, stupid twat.
Coyotes have no mercy, if they carried little Daisy off, she is gone. They had her for dinner.
Accept it and STFU.