Jon Grosselin Has Dumped His Dogs
On Tuesday afternoon, Jon Grosselin took a break from wet humping on anything who doesn't dry heave when he touches them to pack up his dogs and send them back to where they came from.
Jon told E! News that he has no choice but to return Shoka and Nala to their breeder, because Kate Gosselin's rabid possum head won't stop biting at their anal glands and teasing them. Oh and Kate also refuses to take care of Jon's dogs when he's not there, because you know, being a cunt is a full-time job.
Jon said, "It's not fair to the dogs to not be wanted in their own home." Jon didn't say why he couldn't pay someone to take care of his so-called dog friends or even take them with him to his douche den. I'm guessing Jon didn't like it when they kept barfing up their insides while watching him get it on with his homely piece of the moment.
I guess Shoka and Nala are better off going back to there breeder. Now if only someone could cage Jon up and send him back to his breeder.



What a fucking moron
Im so sick of these people that take an animal and return it like a pair of shoes....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I understand you dog lovers, I really do. I had a beloved cocker spaniel from the time I was 12-26, and I still mourn her to this day.
That being said - It's those 8 little faces at the door that breaks my heart. Haven't these children lost enough?
Yes, I remember Jon insisting on not one but two huge dogs.
Yes, I'm sure it irks the shit out of Kate to have to look after (read pay for someone to look after) the dogs, since her shithead husband is obviously fucking with her by not getting someone to look after them even though it will devistate his kids. (I will NEVER get over the coldness in his voice telling the kids to "say goodbye to Shoka and Nala".) Oh that fucking asshole!
Yes, if there weren't kids involved, I would have gotten rid of those dogs I did't want the same day he moved out.
But DA-YUM, I guess we really see there is no limit to how removed they are to what's going on in their children's hearts. Nothing counts but hurting each other. Shame, shame, shame on them both. Those kids will never forget that day. Imagine all the crying around that house over that. Wow, they are cold.
When will he put the 8 kids in a cage and send them away too?????????????????
I'm sure Jon did this to make Kate look bad. Everyone knows Jon wanted those dogs. Feel so bad for the dogs. It was wrong for them to get two dogs in the first place because taking care of 8 kids is plenty enough but still sad. One more strike against Jon. Make that TWO. No, make it THREE for not purchasing a PROPER home so he could take his dogs with him.
hopefully the fact that these are the Gosselins' dogs, and that people are hearing about this, means that they will be quickly adopted into another home.
This dumbfuck absolutely enrages me. He knows Kate wasn't a fan of the dogs. He SHOULD have purchased a HOUSE NEAR HIS CHILDREN and taken the dogs WITH him to live there. Instead he goes and buys some little bachelor pad in trump tower or wherever the fuck he is now. This is a cruel thing to do, not just to the dogs but the children who no doubt love those pups and probably take some comfort in having them around. This idiot just wants no responsibility. A study in arrested development- everything about him from the boozing, whining, and dating 22 year old skanks points to this.
That last picture is breaking my heart. Even though he's a prick and a douche, those dogs don't know it! They're thinking, WTF?? I hope and pray that they get placed TOGETHER, in a loving, stable home.
*All* these family/reality tw*ts should be fed to the coyotes. They all suck, and all their dumb shows are further dumbing down the masses.
It sounds to me like he just expected his wife to take over care of the dogs, just like the kids, without thought to taking any responsibility himself. Now he's blaming her for his lack of forethought on actually renting an apartment where A: his kids could visit and B: his dogs could stay. I'm not a big fan of Kate, but I think it's completely unfair that he gets to screw around like a drunken teenager while she has to raise their children.
That being said, I hate when people do that with pets, but with 8 kids and a douchebag ex husband, I kind of get it. If he wanted the dogs so bad, he should have gotten a place where he could take them, end of story.
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this is why stupid people shouldn't own animals. the minute you get an animal (i wouldn't buy from a breeder like this idiot apparently did) you make a commitment to take care of it forever.. that's cruel to "back out" especially for such a dumb reason. he needs to go to an animal shelter and see how many dogs and cats are euthanized and thrown in the garbage because of dumbfucks like him.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Who let the dogs out? Jon Douchetastic and the Cunt Meister General.
Too bad the dogs couldn't get their own lawyers and sue both of them.
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tlc should fire him =
Kate could get another publicity job without the kids
THis weeks episode was a joke. He made up somethng for him to do with the kids and they were MISERABLE.
He made them walk to a gross pond to "fish" they were hot and had to walk in a swampy poopy cow paster.
One of the kids said "it is really hot and I am sweaty, can we just go t the pool?" Another said she just wanted to watch tv.
Jon said "I expected this, I knew they would hate it, I don't care, I am taking them fishing".
Then he talked about how great New York City was and he always loved when his days with the kids were over and he could go. They would call him and he says to them "I am on Broadway"
I hate him. His new tv show should be called, Deadbeat dads to the extreme. I just another statistic with money.
I FUCKING hate people like this. Maybe that douchebag and his bitch of a wife should go visit an animal shelter and get to see perfectly wonderful dogs euthanized because of shitty, irresponsible owners. They're damn lucky the breeder was willing to take them back. No big surprise though, they dump their own kids on the nannies so you can't expect them to care about two dogs.
He left his wife and kids why are suprised?
When he first left Kate I told my husband, "not only did he leave his 8 kids but those two huge dogs that HE insisted on getting.
Douche, Double dog-hating douche!
Puhleeze. Show me one dude who's given up his pets that has stayed close to his kids. He's gonna be a bi-monthly dad in no time at all. Then again I forgot, he get's paid to be with them so they can still film that farce of a T.V. show.
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What an even bigger douche!! he couldn't keep them in his new NY apt. jackass!
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"They have eight LITTLE kids and choose to bring in two BIG strong dogs that they clearly have no time for. I knew that they would dump off these dogs in less than a year. The animal shelters are full of dogs just like these that had the misfortune of having an asshole for an owner. No dog should be thrown into the mix to be harassed by this many fucking kids. They are lucky that none of them got their faces mauled off."
Actually German Shepards are really good with kids. I babysat for two families with shepards and one of my BFF since childhood grew up with shepards and they herd their babies like no one's business. Gretchen (my friend's dog) and Maddie (family number 1's dog) really though the kids were their babies and woe be the fool who tried to mess with their babies.
That being said, fuck Jon Gosselin with something rough and sand papery. I can't say I'm surprised though considering he thinks his kids are disposable too. And I love how his irresponsibility is because of his wife. Quit the martyr act, Jon, we need the nails. Cunt.
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IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT , WHY THE FUCK DO YOU GET DOGS IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO COMMIT , A DOG IS A FOREVER THING JUST LIKE KIDS .......... AWWWWWWHHHHH THIS IS BARF INDUCING I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THIS GUY IS A HUGE DICK , JUST GO A KILL YOURSELF AND STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF , I CAN NOT STAND PEOPLE LIKE THIS , DON'T GET A DOG IF YOU ARE NOT 100% YOU'LL DO ANYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO KEEP THEM TILL THEY DIE HE IS JUST SCUM ,................. okay after regaining my breath yes i am a big animal advocate and i hate stories like this .
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This guy becomes more of a douche with every passing second.
You know he'd send his kids back to the BREEDER if he could. I won't be surprised if he quickly becomes an absentee father.
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I HATE THIS GUY this was a sympathy for HIM.
On the show SHE ALWAYS said she would MAYBE get a small NON shedding dog. I manned up and said "no I want a big dog (to make up for his small dick)
So when they got the house she let him get the stupid dogs to appease his mid life crisis. They got the dogs right before Christmas.
THEY WERE HIS DUMB DOGS - why doesn't he keep them?
I really hate him along with Katie Homles so called "singing and dancing"
THE FUCK?!?!!?
I never had shit to say about these twats until now....FUCK HIM WITH A RUSTY POLE!!!
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Nothing these fuckfaces have done has pissed me off more than when they got these 2 dogs. They have eight LITTLE kids and choose to bring in two BIG strong dogs that they clearly have no time for. I knew that they would dump off these dogs in less than a year. The animal shelters are full of dogs just like these that had the misfortune of having an asshole for an owner. No dog should be thrown into the mix to be harassed by this many fucking kids. They are lucky that none of them got their faces mauled off. These dogs are lucky they have a breeder to return to and won't be getting the euthanasia needle. Of course now the dogs have probably developed behavioral issues from lack of training and being fucked with my little kids and ignored by the adults. I saw that fucking episode and Kate didn't want shit to do with the dogs when they got home and started pissing everywhere. This is the prime reason millions of pets die each year, because dickheads think they are disposable. If you can't take care of an animal for it's entire 15 plus years of life, then don't ever get one PERIOD.
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Yeah, I'm sure it had nothing to do with wanting to live in a flash dogs not allowed apartment in NY.
He's a fucking cuntard. I someone sends his kids back to where they came from too-up the shaft of his tiny peen.
Good lesson to teach the kiddies, If you don't want it anymore just give it back.
I wish a coyote would carry off Jon into the wilderness and eat him.
My dog is my baby I would NEVER give her up.
@KBUG, yes dogs paws, always smell like Fritos/Cornchips...yup true, true, all the dog owner people I know say the same thing.
They dont smell like piss. If they step in piss or piss on their feet well then yes, but take them home immediately and wash the heck out of those toes, even babywipe em with doggie shampoo (Organic Neem, is the best one out there), then rinse em off, you should have no smell....in a few they will go back to Fritos :) :)
Why didnt the wife keep them since she has lots of land in PA, plus didnt they grow up with the kids? Maybe Im wrong and havent really followed this story, I thought they were family dogs, the best thing I can say about him is that he brought them back to the Breeder and that's a good Breeder that will take their dogs back at any age.
ALTHOUGH WE NEED SPAY/NEUTER LAWS IN THIS COUNTRY STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't get dogs if you can't take care of them or can't keep them forever, you should treat them as kids. But then again Jon seems to get rid of everything when the shine is gone.
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This greedy asswipe only cares about himself. Hopefully the dogs will go to a good home with people who will give them the love and attention they need.
Now I detest him even more. You don't just kick your animals to the damned curb. God, that pisses me off. I hope they find a much, much better home. (And they probably will.)
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Submitted by Chopshopgal on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 2:24pm.
Or Jon could have bought a house instead of a NYC bachelor pad, but then again he didn't think of his kids when buying the place (as evidenced by it being a one bedroom), why should he think of his dogs?
I am the happy & proud owner of five German Shepherds (we live on six acres). I could never, ever get rid of any of them - for any reason. They are part of our family - not just an animal! Maybe Jon should have thought about who would take care of the dogs before he started f****** around; and maybe Kate should have thought about the commitment of taking care of animals - BEFORE -- giving the dogs as a "Christmas" gift to the kids...triple slaps to both of them!
That's fucked up. Those poor dogs are going to be scared. Who treats animals like that? Oh that's right assholes.
not cool. at all.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 2:05pm.
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Thanks for the encouragement, chowgirl69! *hugs*
I haven't spent as much time training and caring with any other dog I've had than these two, but last night all three of us were sitting on the porch, and they just snuggled up to me watching the stars.
It was sweet.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:33am.
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Yup, stubborn and NOT eager to please or obey just about sums up a Chow. Keep with it though, it shouldn't be too much longer. Chows are usually very easy to housebreak. And they are also very clean & non-destructive dogs which makes them ideal housepets. Enjoy puppyhood; it goes by so quickly!
Here goes Jon again with the blame game. I'm sure Kate fed and watered those dogs when she was there. I'm sure they were let outside to do their business and run, too. If he didn't like it, he could have bought a damn HOUSE closer to where his kids live and then he could have taken the dogs to HIS house. Nope, he bought a pricey apartment in NY and now whines that he can't keep his dogs and somehow blames it on Kate.
Let me guess, the next thing we know he will be blaming Kate for the poopie stains in his gigantic underwear.
Christ, Jon, man up and take responsiblity for SOMETHING!!!
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omg omg... what are two more mouths to feed in that circus?? I can't believe them... giving up the dogs they've had for... how long? Why don't they start adopting out their kids one-by-one, too.
They have no souls.
I'm sorry I don't get why he can't take care of is own dogs? Why should his ex-wife have to take care of his kids AND his dogs? Hellllllooooo! Looks to me like Jon really likes his newfound "freedom" and doesn't want to be tied down with the kiddos or the mutts. What he doesn't realize is that one of the ho's he's groin slappin' is going to commit the I-got-your-baby-in-my-belly-now-give-me-your-cash thing on purpose any time now and he's going to be even worse off than before.
Hang on....I gotta get this off my chest!
Their both assholes! Kate's was and still is a super bitch! He has no self respect and Kate's constant nagging ruined their marriage. If Jon had a spine, stood up for himself and not a (whaa-whaa)little boy, he could have kept her in check.
He continues to act like a little boy who just found life in his dick. If he wasn't out screwing everything that moves, he wouldn't look like a douche-bag and the 20-something bitches wouldn't be repeating all that he's said and done. JON, GROW UP! Your public image is a joke. Partying with chicks like you're "something" in Vegas, St. Tropez and (LOL)living like a playboy.
Wait till your kids are grown and they read all about your escapades! Or will you get rid of them like the dogs? Why didn't you hire a dog nanny also? Did you ever think of how you broke 8 little hearts? Dogs bring great love and enjoyment to children. Oh yeah, you like young 20 yr olds to play with and Kate still has your balls in her hands! GROW UP! We are all fed up with your whaa-whaa crying.
Not that I could ever side with Kate, but she is trying to keep $$ coming in while you are off spending $$$$$!
TV shows for you or Kate is also a joke!!! Would cares to watch either of you? Do us all a favor and drop out of site. Your public image is down the drain and in the sewer.
Whew!....breathe......
This moron would totally send his kids back to the breeder if he could, I can just tell.
Oh, wait....
John and Kate are equally pathetic and totally whack. Riddle me this, if Kate can't see that they are the "family" dogs not "Johns" dogs and care for them. How can the old sow care for Johns kids???? Don't worry Dogs, like Plecostomus says Cesar M. is coming to kick both their asses.
Cesar Milan can get them, then Shoka and Nala can whisper the tell-all to end all tell-alls.
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oh man, that's bullshit on so many levels.
1)he should have taken his dogs with him to where ever he moved--he should have made sure the new place is ok with dogs
2)cunt shouldn't have to take care of his dogs, but aren't they sort of like the entire family's dogs? won't the kids miss them?
3)i just hate it when people treat pets like some sort of material good; like, if they're bored with their pet, they just get rid of it like an old cell phone or something. it makes me sad.
wait, what?
I hate to see this kind of thing, poor dogs don't know what's going on and they will probably miss this asshole. Well Kate's a cunt and Jon's a cunt too now in my book. Fuck'm both.
I hope those dogs will end up with another family and will be loved and cared for unconditionally, like they deserve to be. And I hope that family can somehow adopt those eight poor kids, also.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:42am.
Dog's paws smell like pee pee!!! Not that I go around huffing dog paw all day or anything like that... *glances around*
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I always thought they smelled like Fritos.