Watch Out Emmys, Here Comes Chicken Cutlets!
International supermodel, premiere seat filler, poultry activist and ginge goddess Phoebe Price showed off her ticket to this Sunday's Emmy Awards, which she just picked up at Kinko's. PP told the paps that she will walk down the red carpet, past the theater and into the door marked "kitchen staff." JOKES! PP will be there, because it's not an award show without her flexing her cutlets in the audience. The real reason Kanye flipped a bitch at the VMAs was because PP was not present, so the chi in the theater was off. PP's like a stick of incense.
And below is a short clip of PP being interviewed at the premiere of Michael Moore's new documentary in L.A. the other night. PP said her Kristin Calamariorwhatever hand-me-down was made by "Catherine Palestina." Methinks PP either meant Catherine Malandrino or Kira Plastinina. Both designers need to immediately file documents to legally change their name to "Catherine Palestina," because PP is always right.
Wait, or maybe Catherine Palestina is Windsor Fashions new head designer. Possible.
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The more I see her the more I like her.
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I hope she wears the "slut dress" to the Emmy's. that flesh coloured fabric would look ridiculous on her pale skin.
Is this the new slut dress?
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that ring! ugh.
i hate this dumb bitch too.
Again, MK?
For the love of all that is clean, find another fixation!
*mumbling as I exit thread*
Apparently they just let anyone into the Emmys.
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I HATE that ring she is wearing. Could it be any bigger or more gaudy?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
We missed you Phoebe!
@ ThestraightMan
Thanks for the laugh! The intro is priceless (LOL) and I'm deeply impressed by her accomplished filmography.
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Submitted by Shorty on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:02pm.
I am so fuckin' amazed that we've not yet seen her coochie...or do I need to Google it? And yeah, how in the hell does this woman make money?
Must be the headband sales...seriously it is a mystery.
So sick of this fake-ass whore and her kiss-blowing poses.
PP and MM!! That's it!! Those are the two other twats I would like to see disappear!!
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Michael C. Hall better win for Dexter this year or I will rip Chicken Cutlets to shreads. Oh wait that would be a good thing....he still better win. hummppffff
Submitted by Shorty on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 12:02pm.
I am so fuckin' amazed that we've not yet seen her coochie...or do I need to Google it? And yeah, how in the hell does this woman make money?
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Wiki has her bio. Lots of credit to MK in it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoebe_Price
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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I forgot all about this lady. The one good consequence of all the deaths this summer was she was not around.
I am so fuckin' amazed that we've not yet seen her coochie...or do I need to Google it? And yeah, how in the hell does this woman make money?
She's probabaly a seat filler, Like Kramer was
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
KD IDK I was looking for it there too. old eyes....I need to drink more vinegar, LOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
PP told the paps that she will walk down the red carpet, past the theater and into the door marked "kitchen staff."
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I was just drinking my tea when I read that. Now the tea is all over my computer.
The Emmys have really lowered their standards if PP got an invite. No offense, MK!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:17am.
Submitted by KG on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:15am.
How does she get invited places?
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She flashes her HSOTY press clippings. Doors open.
Hot BABE of the year!, Hot BABE.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
mousy face (throws cheese)
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by KG on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:15am.
How does she get invited places?
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Her knees will tell you the entire story :)
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
Submitted by KG on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:15am.
How does she get invited places?
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She flashes her HSOTY press clippings. Doors open.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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snow- I'm talking about what I suggested to LoLo on FB, but maybe you never even read it!
Snowy - let us know when you get yours posted.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
How does she get invited places?
KD I have been searching for your squirrel post.....
to no avail...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
They'll give a reality show to any old goof yet PP doesn't have one? Her show would be a riot.
"Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:06am.
HAHAHA! I think it's more like a chicken cutlet maxi-pad. :D
I watched the video and where in the hell was that guy taking her when they interrupted to ask her who she was wearing? It looked like he was escorting her out of there. too funny PP
That ring is just too too....
I definitely wouldn't pick a fight with a bitch wearing that ring, no matter how frail she looked.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:41am.
PP's blowing us a kiss in the last pic. I wonder if her breath smells like chicken broth?
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No, it smells like that weird flat papery tampon you find under real chicken in those styrofoam trays at the supermarket.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I wanna go to the Emmy's just to watch how sloppy drunk celebs are gonna get.
LOL!@snowy: You're too funny today....I'm at MS now - hit me!
(Ha! whenever I say that my brain always goes directly to: I dialed 911 a long time ago! LOL)
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Snowy are you gonna steal my squirrel idea?
angel: what site do you think? Imma let you finish!!!! ahahahahahaahha
I will MySpace you, ok?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:55am.
angel: can you make me something please? I want to make an entry for that site will you do it for a sistah friend please???!
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Sure, behbeh! Waddyaneed? What site?
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:53am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:45am.
I thought you liked red heads? :S
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I do! I just can't get passed her sideways posing, lemon puckered smile and annoying banjo-pluckin, side-jaw warble of a voice!!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
angel: can you make me something please? I want to make an entry for that site will you do it for a sistah friend please???!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:45am.
I thought you liked red heads? :S
PP makes me laugh, I don't find her as offensive as the Pratts, the Kardashians, or the grosselins. I have a special place in my heart for PP, I think she is not only clueless but a bit mentally retarded.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Being a ginge myself, I cannot fault her for the freckles...they happen - no stopping them, but PP needs to have some respect for the sun. She is courting melanoma.
and Cheesus - please lay off the eye makeup too. Too much on a Ginge looks awful...
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Every time I see, I wonder how it would feel to stick a hot needle into those chicken cutlets. Would they pop? Would they burst?
A perfectly innocent question.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:47am.
angel! I know, Im afraid I'm gonna start doing it to my boss..
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LOL! You SO should. And totally interrupt him too. Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Why would anybody dress like that In the middle of the day and wear those shoes with That dress??
LOL at the rice cake comment.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K