KFed Just Came
If you want your stomach, ass and heart to simultaneously burst, just eat half of this deliciousness. It's the world's biggest burger/heart-attacker and it comes courtesy of Steve Mallie of Southgate, Michigan. Guinness Book of World Records officially declared it the biggest after the burger weighed in at 185lbs.
Steve, who owns Mallie Sports Grill, said it took them 15 hours total to bake the burger, but it was worth it. Being in Guinness was always one of Steve's dreams. Steve said, ''I've worked my entire life to build this restaurant and being able to have the notoriety of Guinness makes it just that bit more rewarding.''
Steve plans to sell the burger at his restaurant for $499.
Oh, I just want to curl up under that bun and take a nap. Then when I wake up, I can kiss my bong, take a bite out of the burger, roll over and go back to bed. Build a pool full of vodka next to it and there's my heaven.
And will somebody send this picture to Lindsay Lohan's malnourished ass, because bitch will gain 50,000 calories just from looking at it for a few seconds.
VIA Metro UK
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Man vs. Food just filmed there last week. The food's decent but the bar itself sucks. They tried to get into guinness last year too. Probably just looking for the publicity because they're tanking.
MK's swollen butt cheeks after an all night Italian-Irish gangbang and an afterglow In N Out fest ain't looking too pretty to me.
This is just an appetizer for Kirstie Alley.
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Submitted by putas on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:31pm.
Notoriety denotes scandal and is overall negative. Wrong choice of words. One of my pet peeves when people can't figure out the difference between 'famous' and 'notorious'.
Ha! Good catch. Maybe he had a few of those Guinness? One of my faves is people confusing enormous/enormity. Another is perimeter/parameter. (I'll stop there....)
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Dumb fucker. Notoriety denotes scandal and is overall negative. Wrong choice of words. One of my pet peeves when people can't figure out the difference between 'famous' and 'notorious'.
Looks like several cows took a dump and then regurgitated their veggies on it.
This place is like 15 minutes away from my house. I wonder if I have to fill out a credit app BEFORE I order it.
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Just looking at this makes me wanna puke.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:56am.
Hoff - is that No Reservations or a different one?
I couldn't watch him anymore after visiting Africa or somewhere similar and they were squating around a dead cow, eating the meat raw and drinking the blood.
*heaves*
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I think it was that Zimmerman guy, they made a blood milkshake and then drank blood straight from the cow (but the topper) was to wait until the blood coagulated and then eat the globs of goo off of the straw. GROSSSSS, although he does amaze me.
IF you watch him, did you see him in Africa, I think it was Svengali land and they were eating meat that the flies were constantly hangin out on, they ate every part of the goat, and it was an old goat too, the intestines, the dick, the balls, the eyes, everything then encased in the natural casings of the animals stomach lining and BBQ'D....he couldnt eat it, he took a small bite but couldnt do it anymore.
It doesnt even look appetizing and 500.00 for what??? Do you know what kind of BBQ or party you can through for 500.00??? Anyone that buys that is an idiot....wouldnt it turn bad if you are buying it as an art piece? Or are they selling it in the restaurant for 500.00, how many people do you need for that? Im guessing 500....who the fuck has a party in a restaurant that small for 500 people. Its just stupid beyond stupid all around.
Maybe for the Guinness its okay, but to sell or have on the menu is redickkkulous.
I would, Slothie. My nephew's 16th bday is coming up. His friends and he would LOVE something like this. My other little nephews would love it, too. They would think it's soooooo awesome (!!!) and then dive in. I do see him being able to sell this for parties.
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that is just so fucking disgusting (& i eat meat). no one will actually buy that monstrosity, will they?
wait, what?
That seems like a shameful waste of food. & even at $499, it can't be as good as a Whopper with cheese. (In&Out a close second).
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
I said NO cheese, buttwipe! Now make me another one.
1 LB of 15% fat ground beef is appx 975 calories. Yuuuummm!
rather die slowly off dollar double cheeseburgers
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:56am.
Hoff - is that No Reservations or a different one?
yes. my sister loves that show, which tells a lot about my sister.
"joining you for a good barf"
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Ground beef gives me the shits...am I alone in this catagory?
Hoff - is that No Reservations or a different one?
I couldn't watch him anymore after visiting Africa or somewhere similar and they were squating around a dead cow, eating the meat raw and drinking the blood.
*heaves*
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:42am.
eeeuuuuwwwww. missed that one.
and that guy who will eat fucking anything? what is that show again? the old bald guy who eats raw guts and bugs and shit.
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how long do you think it would take kfed to polish this burger off? i say he can handle this in about an hour...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
What grosses me out the most in the Guiness book are the nail growing winners.
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madam s., that book is filled with grossness! :)
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(talking to PC) F*ck u! I just wrote 3 sentences on this and this crap didn't post it.
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Sensima- you are so right! He rarely wins!
*sigh*
Ahhaha parissucks!
GROSS! Now that image will never, ever leave me for as long as I live. Never ever.
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Hoff, OMG! The one where they had to cut out real fast because he DID barf at the table?
I get so grossed out watching that show.
MAN VERSUS FOOD DUDE IS A FUCKING PUSSY!!!!
He can only win challenges where he has to eat like 4 really spicy chicken wings. HE NEVER WINS when he actually has to eat a shitload of food. Basically he just pigs out to a sickening point and doesn't even win the retarded ass title of being gluttonous enough to eat whatever 10-pound trough of fat fuckery is placed in front of his face.
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I totally want that right now.
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If that was baked, it is just a huge meatloaf sandwich...real burgers are fried or grilled.
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:37am.
Ok, I wanna see the guy from Man vs Food attempt this thing.
that show is sooooo sick. when he ate that ton of ice cream I nearly barfed for him. jebus.
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Guinness is so weird. It actually inspires people to do crazy things. Have you ever woke up and thought, "hmm, I think I will grow my nipple hair out to see how long it can get?" (the longest is 4.5 inches, by the way)
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I wonder how a baked burger tastes.
I am in love with Wendy's double stacks. I really need to break up with them.
Ok, I wanna see the guy from Man vs Food attempt this thing.
Fucking delicious. I'll take 3.
Team a hamburger isn't a hamburger unless grilled!
No animals were harmed in the making of this burger, right?
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Mmmmmm :d
...i'm a vegetarian but i don't give a rat's ass about people who eat meat nor am i one of those can't stand to be around meat vegs but that just looks FUCKING DISGUSTING....
That is So Gross..
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:20am.
@Haribo : We can share. I'm SO hongray I could eat SJP. You know what I mean.
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LMAO! yuck! as for the burger, we can share it no probz. it's big enough! the whole dlisted clan can join.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I thought that was a fucking cat at first.
and baked and touched, no thank you.
"goes out for a big mac"
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Ew ew ew.
Are those whole onion slices on that thing?
Although I'm a total glutton and love me some juicy burger, this looks totally unappealing. Like a f*ck-off massive hockey puck.