Open Post: Hosted By Ernie Anastos' Fuck Bomb
It's times like this that I am so proud to live in NYC, the magical land of fuck bombs! Last year, local news anchor Sue Simmons delivered one of my favorite catchphrases of 08": "What the fuck are you doing?!" Well, local Fox anchor Ernie Anastos topped Sue by telling the weatherman, "Keep fucking that chicken!" live on air. YES! I love it when anchors get liquored up before going on air. Fuck bomb us, Ernie!
Don't ask me what Ernie meant by that shit. Maybe the weatherman is having an illicit affair with Chicken Cutlets and Ernie let the fucked chicken out of the bag? Who knows, but you know Peta is going to write a long ass letter about this.
And the look on Ernie's co-anchor's face is probably the same look the chicken makes when the weatherman is fucking it.
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Ernie Anastos is a news institution around New York City. He made his rounds on several TV stations, finally settling in at WNYW, or Fox 5. (Channel 5, FOX network.) However, he's also part of a viral video – apparently, after a weather forecast from weatherman Nick Gregory, in the midst of onscreen banter he meant to say "keep PLUCKING that chicken." It did not sound like that – we think you probably know what we mean. Co-anchor Dari Alexander was MORTIFIED, and Gregory looked at the camera as if to say "he doesn't know what he just said," however he deftly kept going as if nothing happened. Ernie Anastos now would probably throw quick cash into keeping that video from circulating.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:00am.
Don't say Kevin Spacey is gay!
Ok, nevermind - he's gay.
And he better be learning something very important about NFLD...in NFLD your business is everybody's business.
littlemissbliss:)
That's it!! *cursing pre-senility* I'll send ya a massage.
Keven Spacey figgered that news of his shenanigans would never leave the island.
P.S. Retired US news-man Tom Brokaw is doing a documentary on the people of Gander, NFL, who invited thousands of strangers into their homes after their planes were grounded at the Gander airport on 9/11.
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
1. Kevin Spacey = totally gay, and aside from that, creepy and weird like a child molesting uncle.
2. Pigez' site has been going downhill for so long...I wonder how long it will take for him to do something so idiotic that his site will be forced to go down. Probably never since his retarded fanbase seems content to let him get away with anything.
3. Hot fuck-slip. The odds of me being on the air that often and never letting one out: ZERO.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I just went to Perez's site to see what he's been up do and MAN is that place boring. I think all he does is suck up now.
friday... gotta love it.
the only time my baby ever spits up is when i feed him right after i shower..
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Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:40pm.
Kevin Spacey hits on NFLD teens and drunkenly rolls his Range Rover (ALLEGEDLY):
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/09/kevin-spacey-is-a-weirdo.html
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hell yea! so funny. wtf is wrong with these actors..
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:00am.
Don't say Kevin Spacey is gay!
Ok, nevermind - he's gay.
And he better be learning something very important about NFLD...in NFLD your business is everybody's business.
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Don't say Kevin Spacey is gay!
Ok, nevermind - he's gay.
And he better be learning something very important about NFLD...in NFLD your business is everybody's business.
littlemissbliss:)
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:47pm.
Umm, he was Helen Hunt's BOYFRIEND in "Pay It Forward," so he can't be gay, right?
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:40pm.
Kevin Spacey hits on NFLD teens and drunkenly rolls his Range Rover
But he's not gay though...haha.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:28pm.
Nope--for-reals Merkin. I used to know yer YT moniker. If it's not a state secret, can you tell me agains and I'll send you a message via YT?
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
I other news Lindsay Lohan is still being a dick.
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lindsay_in_seating_snit_h1Nl4au949qSHPbP...
Kevin Spacey hits on NFLD teens and drunkenly rolls his Range Rover (ALLEGEDLY):
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/09/kevin-spacey-is-a-weirdo.html
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
@Tristram: O - you did say "centre". No way. It was very nice of you not to correct me. Are you an undercover Canadian?
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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 11:17pm.
I totally agree!
Never going back. Just be normal.
@Tristram: Only if you keep it up:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:59pm.
OK. You guys don't still use mallets, saws, and whisky, do you?
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
BYEEEEEE, ESE!
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well, folks... South Park rerun is playing "Shock the Monkey" and i've got a letter to write...
see ya all later!!
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Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:57pm.
Gee I wonder who came first the chicken or the weatherman? Please...stop me.
and rooster shaped weathervanes now make complete sense to me now. thanks, thanks for that!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
@Tristram: If you wanna come over here and say all that to my face well then, yes. Yes it does:)
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:49pm.
It's not my band--I'm Merkin. Does the cutting include free govt healthcare?
and bacon!!.. hold out for the bacon!!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Gee I wonder who came first the chicken or the weatherman? Please...stop me.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:49pm.
It's not my band--I'm Merkin. Does the cutting include free govt healthcare?
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
@Mani:
Exactly! LOL! Too funny!
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I have to laugh at that co-anchor again. She looks like they stuck something in her butt. And yeah - he did say "fucking" din't he? Oopsie.
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And the look on Ernie's co-anchor's face is probably the same look the chicken makes when the weatherman is fucking it.
At least now we know why the chicken crossed(ran his ass off) the road.
@angel_i:
But din't he say "plucking"...or at the very least "phlucking"? :)
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Well...considering he grew up in like the 1850's, he's probably "phlucked" plenty of chickens!
Submitted by Centaurious :
But din't he say "plucking"...or at the very least "phlucking"? :)
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@Tristram:
Yeah, um, "cut" is not slang at all. I will cutchu!
We don't need your stinking band! We have our own band! And it's "Centre".
('sa joke!)(sorta:)
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Ernie Anastos has been doing the tv news since I was a little girl (don't ask.)
Wouldn't he be saying "dang" or "drat" or something of that nature?
I mean, "FUCK!" His mama might wash his mouth out with soap...
I don't get it.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:32pm.
"Cut" is not slang for something nice, is it? They even toured Calgary in early Sept. heehee
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
speaking of nuts... where's TV?
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:32pm.
Look. If you wanna get cut just say so.
*holding nuts, just in case*... wait... that feels ggoooodd!LOL!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:21pm.
AU Pink Floyd is even coming to Québec, NB, and NS in late Oct./early Nov. So I guess TO is NOT the centre of the universe after all?
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Look. If you wanna get cut just say so.
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Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:24pm.
kick ass! that's a hike for me, but it would be worth it... since Richard Wright is gone now, i'm sure the Floyd won't ever tour again...
i saw them at Joe Robbie stadium for their first show on their last tour, and i saw Roger Waters(4th row.. i was in heaven!) a couple of years later!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:21pm.
AU Pink Floyd is even coming to Québec, NB, and NS in late Oct./early Nov. So I guess TO is NOT the centre of the universe after all?
I'd like to see that cover band you mentioned. It's very hard to play a song note for note, tone for tone.
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
ESE: Jacksonville FL Oct. 13th:
http://www.myspace.com/aussiefloyd
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
Clarisse! I can't believe you'd share! That's sweet:)
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@Tristram: We have Classics Albums Live....I do believe they're from here but I'm not sure. I saw Sgt Pepper's and A Night at the Opera a few years back - it was the hotness...I can't figure out where they're from, maybe here, their site is terrible... but I found this cool quote:
"Queen raised the stakes on stealth gayness."
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:11pm.
pfft!... just this... THEY'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!LOL!!... hell, i've got an open invite to go hide out at EEG's place!!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:09pm.
hi, sweety!!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
@ESE:
My response to that would be so passive aggressive. I'd say: sure, I'll do that. And then not do it. But then - they put you people in jail for that shit so I can understand why you wouldn't...
I saw on Penn&Teller they put this 73 year old man in a jail cell cuz his lawn was brown. No shit. You Americans scare the hell outta me, sometimes.
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Oh! Iz Angel! I'll share! Cuz she's pretty pretty!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:00pm.
from what they told me, when i sold my business(almost 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO!) the way that it was done didn't close my i.d. with the I.fuckyaintheassR.S. what my tax guy told me is that i have to(or he'll do it) fill out paperwork for every quarter for every year and write "final report" on the last one... yeah... good times, good times!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 10:00pm.
i've seen them on pbs!!... is there a website with their schedule?... that would be a show i'd go to!
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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."
@ESE:
Don't talk about cocaine! LOL!
I can do this all night;p
But how's your taxes?
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 9:33pm.
I saw you're a Pink Floyd fan. Australian Pink Floyd--the world's best cover band--is touring the US this month (and maybe after?). Not sure if they'll be in your neck of the woods. You may have seen them on PBS, which plays their concert vids during their fund drives.